Published October 22, 2010 - 6:00am
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Dear Saturday Down South,
I have been seeing the love you’ve been giving the Auburn team. Guess what? The most talented defense they will see all year – even better and faster than their hated rivals Alabama – will exploit Auburn’s one-dimensional offense.
That’s right – Kelvin Sheppard will bring that noise against the option attack. LSU will hold Newton to 200 total yards or under. Mark it down – nothing over the Mendoza Line (that’s .200 for you diamond lovers).
Patrick Peterson will be covering your best wide receiver – your only wide receiver – Darvin Adams, and he will shut him down.
Les will be Les, and he’ll pull something crazy out of that bucket hat to bring down the media-infested Auburn Tigers. All they are is a bucket of hype waiting to tip over. They will be exposed this weekend by a fast, physical LSU defense.
We will come into your house, take your pride away and hand you the first loss of the season. Stevan Ridley will run all day long on your soft defense. Russell Sheppard will have the best game he’s had all year and will take a long one to the house.
We might not be pretty, but pretty doesn’t win ball games. That’s what Auburn’s offense is – pretty.
So, pretty boys, LSU will bring the noise in your house and leave the blue tigers licking their pretty little wounds on Sunday.
Geaux Tigers!
Prepare for a a–woupin my bayou buddy . War cam eagle. LSU has just been lucky.
Lucky……It is funny that when all this “luck” happens for LSU, it helps the Tigers win. Maybe LSU worked hard enough through the whole game to be in a position to win when “Luck” comes calling. If the other teams should have won, then how is it they ended up in a position to lose? Oh that’s right….LSU played hard and forced errors and executed.
Speaking of lucky…..where would Auburn be without a certain junior college transfer who could easily be wearing another shade of blue and orange?
LSU runs away with this one.
Saturday afternoon it all comes together. Our offense, has all the pieces—Solid O-Line, Monster TE, MONSTER RB (with several options), DEEP skill and speed at the WR position and a QB that has earned his coaches’ respect and is confident and competent that he can lead the team will take over—and will be unstoppable for Auburn’s putrid defense.
Expect just enough JJ that the read-option and running game flourish but a double dose of JLee moving the ball down field and finishing drives with 6s instead of 3s.
LSU’s Offense will score 35 points in this one.
LSU’s Defense and special teams will add at least 7.
Defensively, Cam Newton is a special player but not one to be feared. He has not seen anything close to the collective speed and violence our defense is going to run at him. Our coverage doesn’t require a lot of zone or double teaming so expect the front seven to contain well and force Mr. Newton to throw downfield, which will be great for our DBs statistics or run to the edges where he will be met with a lot of gold hats.
I don’t expect Auburn to be able to break 20 on LSU but I’ll give them the benefit of the referees so they’ll put up 24
Final Score:
LSU – 42
Barn – 24
Have a GREAT day!
auburn doesn’t get beat by teams like lswho anymore get used to it cams gonna bring it home!!!!!!
Auburn is one of the best teams in the nation this year -> ALL you AU HATERS just need to accept this as the gospel! LSU will hang with AU today but we will pull out the win in the 4th quarter – I guarantee it!!
WAR EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK…..Les we will see about that!!!!!!! WHO is on the BOARD,,,,,,,thank you CAM-DYER 7-0
It’s so great to be an AUBURN TIGER!@!!!
400 yards rushing wow LSU does suck.
Well i guess we found out huh.
War CAM Eagle!!!!
Hey, I was just reading your interesting little article here. Gotta tell you, I think you made a few mistakes, Newton to under 200, I don’t think so. I don’t believe that you got anything in your article correct. So War Eagle & maybe next week you can get something right!
Attn. LSU…Geaux home and lick your wounds!
I just read this and kind had to shake my head because LSU is one of the dirtiest teams in NCAAF. So for people to be so cocky about the team winning just makes me laugh!!
BAAAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH *pant, pant* AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAH
That is all.
This person is funny ! Newton ran for 217, Mike ran for another 100, an Onterrio ran for 86, and the tigers racked up 440 yards RUSHING against this lswho team ! Steven Ridley DIDN’T even rush for 40 yards! To top things off lsu was ranked 3 nationally in total defense an ranked #1 in the SEC in defense only giving up 86.3 yards a game !
All the way from Afghanistan….WEAGLE WEAGLE WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!! The real tigers did stand up!!!! 27-17 baby!!! Now Ya’ll can go home and lick your wounds! =)
HAHAHAHA!! I wonder how this person feels about the final on this game!!! WAR EAGLE AU are still 8-0 so that makes LS who what 7-1????? Douche bag!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Don’t quit your day job. Wait, if sports-writing is your day job, then quit quickly before you get fired. War eagle.
LOL @ CDubya …think you are right he should look into writing for he funny papers—WDE—