Every Team Not Named Alabama Is Fighting For Second Place

Every Team Not Named Alabama Is Fighting For Second Place

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I read on here people talking trash about all their programs and let me just inform you all of one thing, your fighting for second boys.  Here is why.

Florida: I am not worried about an offense whose biggest challenge to date is snapping the ball.  That’s like trying to teach my son to hit a curve ball before he can hold a bat.  Gotta walk before you can crawl Gators.

Georgia: You just gave up 180+ yards to a true freshman, who had 37 carries.  Now imagine what Richardson and Ingram will do to you with 20 carries each.  To win in the SEC, you must be able to run the ball and stop the run.  You can’t do either.

Arkansas: Your defense was one of the worst in the SEC last year.  Your high power offense won’t get much opportunity to put up big points while we run the ball and kill the clock.  Mallett has yet to see a defense like ours.  Just wait.

LSU: As long as Jordan Jefferson is your quarterback, you have no contention in the SEC.  You defense had trouble stopping a UNC team that was without 13 players, most of whom were starters.

South Carolina: You may think you have a run game, but wait until you go against our defense.  Offensively, we will show you what a real run game looks like.

Auburn: Auburn, Oh, Auburn.  Off to another impressive start I see.  Wish we could play you win you were undefeated instead of at the end of the season when you will be 7-5.  We shut down Tim Tebow in Atlanta last year, so we are not the slightest concerned with Cam “puter” Newton.

Rest: Well, your not worth writing about.

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Comments 7

  1. Tyler
    Commented : 1006 days ago

    You’re forgetting Vanderbilt.

  2. Marie
    Commented : 1006 days ago

    Arrogance sunk the titanic. I made the mistake of cheering for bammer to beat uf last year, just cause do not like the lizards and bammer was the lesser of the 2 evils, will not do it again, unless it helps UGA and then I would think long and hard. You guys need to be brought down a notch or 2 or 500, as far as I care.

  3. Matt
    Commented : 1006 days ago

    All of this is irrelevant, because your football program speaks nothing of your academic prowess. So while we may be fighting for second place, we won’t be fighting for jobs at McDonald’s. Here at U.G.A. and every other University you listed, we actually know how to spell words.

    Come back to me “win” you can too.

  4. Notalabama
    Commented : 1006 days ago

    I don’t know why we even bother to play the games. Looks like you already have it all figured out. Why don’t you bet your trailer payment on Alabama going undefeated. Not like you were going to make it anyway…..

  5. Bo
    Commented : 1006 days ago

    This is pretty funny. Great comments.

    Matt – if you want to brag about UGA’s academic prowess do it on another board. We’re talking about football here. I am sure you love football season, as it clears everybody out of the library on Satruday’s so that you can prepare for your lecture on the rise of feminism.

    This site is about football, bragging about your academics translates into “Our football team sucks.”

  6. T. White
    Commented : 1001 days ago

    Yeah, ditto Tyler…. You forgot Vandy.

  7. MEG
    Commented : 1000 days ago

    It’s too bad alabama has never made it passed the one finger up there butt in fear that thumb is gonna come back and rapem