Gator Fan Lets Loose A Lil' Friday Trash Talk

Gator Fan Lets Loose A Lil’ Friday Trash Talk

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To help you get you through your Friday, here’s some classic trash talk that a lovely Gator fan decided to write in to SDS regarding the big Tennessee-Florida game tomorrow.

Three reasons why UT is terrible:

1. The greatest UT quarterback ever to play, never won anything. Not only did he not win an SEC or national title, but he is the only player in the history of college football to lose the Heisman to a defensive player.

2. Uniforms are a hot topic these days… with under armor and Nike doing special uni’s for schools. Recruits love them and its given schools a boost with many players. UT’s jerseys are made by ADIDAS. All day I dream about SOCCER. Soccer is about as cool as AIDs. Sweet sponsorship UT, puma wasn’t available??

3. We will end with a classic… UT orange is very versatile. Wear it to the game Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and when they goto work on Monday, picking up trash on the highways.

And there you have it…

Vols fan, feel free to respond.

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  1. You’re an imbecile.

  2. Yet you fail to mention that same player is now one of the greatest NFL players of all time he’ll talks Heisman winner can’t even start at the next level

  3. Damn spell check its supposed to say hell yalls

  4. Yeah Peyton really knows how to stick his neck out there. Hiyo!!!

  5. Peyton Manning was the MVP of the SEC championship game in 1997.. which the Vols WON. Do some research, you idiot…

  6. Comment to gaytor fans … LUCK only lasts so long …. good luck tomorrow GO VOLS!!!!!

  7. Dear Gator Fan, talking smack is all good and fine — love to do it myself. Just need to be ready to eat crow when the smack talk bites you in azzzzz…. Anything can happen on any given Saturday, and tomorrow will be no different. I look for a good game; the outcome of which I do not know. BUT, I do know that the VOLS will be ready and will play you MUCH better than you expect. Hopefully the refs will let them play and not be calling b.s. calls. Other than that — BRING IT BIATCHES cuz us VOL fans have got our teams’ back and will support them, Coach Dooley and staff, ALL YEAR LONG!!

  8. Zack
    Commented : 617 days ago

    Gator players wear just as much orange as tennessee fans… as they are picking up trash on the highway as part of their parole/probation!

  9. You’re just mad that the best player to ever come from Florida was an arrant homosexual that enjoyed crying in public and talking about his feelings…

  10. One sick Flori-duh puppy. Yep, those chain gangs in Florida do wear bright Flori-duh orange. Chompin’ up the wrong tree…

  11. Special of the Day: for Saturday: Swamp fresh grilled Gator…..in a zesty Orange sauce….

  12. 4 words: GATORS WEAR JEAN SHORTS!

  13. I didn’t realize you could post on the internet using a crayon.

  14. Since I bleed orange, I’m a big fan. So when you talk about MY VOLS that’s time to fight back. We don’t have an ugly mascot like a gator. I hide if I were you. As for the orange we are very proud of our team. I’m trying to be very nice, and not get smart. But , I can if I need too. But not on line. All I have to say is BEWARE.

  15. I guess that a super bowl, and 3 NFL MVP trophies is terrible huh? who cares about the Hiesman? What does it prove. When you go to college you study to become a better profesional. You dont see doctors being praised over what they did in college. Peyton’s proffesion is football, and he is the best there is, and ever was at his profession. Get over it Florida.
    As far as uniforms… I agree. Adidas is crap. But Orange and White is AWESOME!

  16. wow, cant believe some idiot would make such comments, but i guess thats normal for a gator fan, and guess georgia gonna try to get on the wagon since they are in dire straits this year for sure. check thru history not many heisman winners could make it in the nfl with the big boys, teebow,oklahomas quarterback a few years back , another heissman loser. proud to wear the tennessee orange and white.guarentee no runaway like you gators think sat., possibly another record day for taylor bray what u gonna do when the orange and white take a bite from the over confident gators proud to bleed orange

  17. tim tebow? hows the greatest florida player doing in the NFL? i rest my case

  18. there was three college cheerleaders , one from ga., one from tn, one from fla. who took a trip to another country, they were caught unbeknowingsa to them for smuugling drugs into the country, by which someone had planted in their bags. they were to be executed by the guiletine. first the one from tennessee, the rope stopped the blade an inch from her neck, they told her she was free to go, the one from geogia the sam thing stopped inch from neck, the third from florida, said im not stupid like they are if you take that big knot out of the rope it will come all the way down

  19. Well all I have to say about Florida is in the words of their beloved Chris Rainey “Its time to die bi!ch!”

  20. and in case your wondering that was in no way a threat on anyones life, unlike the situation that rainey used it. I was talking about floridas sec east championship hopes

  21. alright my Tennessee family we are better than these trash talking people from the tv show swamp people and for the record i bleed orange all my family is from Gatlinburg,TN so with that said we need to leave out the name calling cause no matter what tim teabow was good for SEC he was a good christian and a great ball player and had heart and for peyton hell i named my fist born after him GO VOLS WE WILL BE PROUD OF ANY OUT COME AND WE WILL SING ROCKY TOP ALL NIGHT LONG

  22. Paul
    Commented : 617 days ago

    All I ever say to opponents who trash talk Tennessee like that is this. “Thank you sir. GO VOLS!!”

  23. bray will have 500 yrds in the air,lol!

  24. Manning may not have won a National Title but he did help to reform the offensive line which brought home a National Title the year after he left. What has FL’s top QB done? Won a bunch in the NCAA but what’s he doing with his professional career now? Didly squat that’s what. All while Manning continues to dominate the NFL world. All that aside let’s stop looking to the past and reliving the glory days. Let’s look to the present and the future. The future of the Vols is looking very bright with young Bray in the hot seat. His numbers have already begun to surpass Mannings and he’s proven himself to be an amazing player with equally amazing recievers. If we can get our Defense in check and improve on our running game we’d be unstopable. But every team has it’s downfalls. I’m not going to sit here and spew that TN will be the Gators and send them home crying (although that is my fondest hope for the outcome of today). I will say though that this game is going to be a squeaker. It won’t be an easy win for EITHER team. If TN chokes and looses they will certainly give FL a run for their money as FL will do for TN if we manage to win it. Either way it’ll be some well played football and the most entertaining game yet.

  25. beat not be the gators. Whew….maybe I should make sure to drink a few more cups of coffee before writing comments.