Jared Lorenzen defines the term Hefty Lefty. Hell, he is the Hefty Lefty.
The ex-Giants and Kentucky QB is still making people look slim and silly playing for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the CIFL.
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Lorenzen played at Kentucky from 2000-03, and he threw for 10,354 yards, 78 TDs and 41 INTs. He also rushed for 12 TDs during his four-year career.
Chances are you may look much different than he does, but he could probably still outrun you and out throw you. And he led his team to victory, as the River Monsters beat the Bluegrass Warhorses 36-20.