Why does ESPN get all the fun when it comes to slapping not-so-stellar nicknames on College Football games and weekends? We took a look at some of the more intriguing matchups in the SEC this season and affixed an appropriate moniker.

What’ll Happen Next Bowl

Alabama at Auburn (Nov. 28) — Sorry Iron Bowl, you’ve been replaced by a lousier, but more apt name. Alabama returns to Jordan-Hare Stadium — site of the (in)famous “Kick Six” — for the first time since that fabled night of Nov. 30, 2013. Both teams figure to challenge for SEC title and College Football Playoff spots this year, meaning this November’s matchup has the potential to be another classic.

The Hype Bowl

Arkansas at Tennessee (Oct. 3) — No team in the SEC East nor West is a trendier preseason favorite than the Tennessee Volunteers and Arkansas Razorbacks, respectively. Both programs finished 2014 strong and return experienced, veteran rosters. A win for either team will really set the tone for the rest of the season.

The Revenge Bowl

South Carolina at Texas A&M (Oct. 31) — Who could forget it? Football was finally back and the nation waited patiently for what felt like 18 minutes while the South Carolina student section ritually fired itself up to the song “Sandstorm” in the moments prior to the kick-off of the 2014 season. Williams-Brice Stadium was at a fever pitch. This was going to be the Gamecocks year and all of the country was about to witness the first step on the journey.

Then … Texas A&M promptly scored less than four minutes into the game en route to systematically clobbering the Gamecocks by a 52-28 score. The loss exposed many of South Carolina’s weakness — mostly defense, which allowed 511 passing yards to Aggies quarterback Kenny Hill — and the season just never materialized the way it was hyped to be.

The Aggies and Gamecocks have fallen off the SEC radar since the start of last season. Both are looking for a resurgence and a win over the other would certainly go a long way toward achieving that. Hill is no longer with Texas A&M, but you can bet the sting is still real for the Gamecocks. They’ll look for sweet redemption on Halloween.

Dak vs. The Pass Attack Bowl

LSU at Mississippi State (Sept. 12) — Even without safety Jalen Mills, the LSU secondary is still probably among the best in the SEC. The unit will find out just how good they are in Week 2 when the SEC’s incumbent lead returning passer Dak Prescott welcomes the Tigers to Starkville. Prescott (3,449 passing yards in 2014) is an early candidate for the Heisman Award. Winner of this game gets a nice bullet point on the postseason résumé.

Basement Bowl

Kentucky at Vanderbilt (Nov. 14) – Winner likely stays out of last place in the SEC East earning a vital conference win toward a bowl berth in a conference where wins are scarce.

See You In The Georgia Dome Bowl

Alabama at Georgia (Oct. 3) — Alabama owns the SEC’s staunchest defensive front seven. Georgia boasts what’s arguably the conference’s top offensive line. The two collide in what could very well be a preview for the SEC Championship game.

Maybe This Decade Bowl

Tennessee at Florida (Sept. 26) — For a little historical context: on Sept. 18, 2004, Tennessee eked out a 30-28 win over Chris Leak and the Florida Gators in Knoxville. That same day back in the Sunshine State, the Florida Supreme Court ordered that Ralph Nader be included on the 2004 Presidential election ballot.

Both Nader and Tennessee would go on to own two of history’s and the SEC’s most dubious losing streaks — the former a five-time Presidential election loser and the latter, who still hasn’t beaten Florida since that day.

Florida has won 10 straight over Tennessee, a fact that Volunteers fans probably don’t need to be reminded about. With Tennessee on the upswing and Florida transitioning a new coach in Jim McElwain, could this be the year the streak ends?

What does Nader have to do with either Tennessee or Florida football? Nothing. But sometimes a little history can be good for you. Real games are coming soon, I promise.