On the heels of the SEC releasing their 2014 Preseason All-SEC Football Teams on Thursday, Saturday Down South has compiled our own list of the best. This All-SEC team has nothing to do with football performance though. It has everything to do with what your momma gave you: a name. While there is no guarantee these players will see the field this season, their names will be seen for their uniqueness. Kentucky placed a league-leading 9 representatives on the team, including 4 on the first team.

The Saturday Down South All-SEC Name Team 

First Team

Offense

  • TE – Thaddeus Kazunas, Kentucky
  • OL – J.C. Hassenauer, Alabama
  • OL – Ross Pierschbacher, Alabama
  • OL – Tank Davis, Texas A&M
  • OL – John Grünschläger, Kentucky
  • OL – Hoko Fanaika, LSU
  • QB – Skyler Mornhinweg, Florida
  • WR – Damore’ea Stringfellow, Mississippi
  • WR – De’Runnya Wilson, Mississippi State
  • RB – Altee Tenpenny, Alabama
  • RB – Deanthonie Summerhill, Tennessee

Defense

  • DL – Farrington Huguenin, Kentucky
  • DL – Travonte Valnetine, LSU
  • DL – Trevarris Saulsberry, Tennessee
  • DL – Maquedius Bain, LSU
  • LB – Gussie Busch, Alabama
  • LB – Deterrian Shackelford, Mississippi
  • LB – Cassanova McKinzy, Auburn
  • DB – Finis Stribling IV, Missouri
  • DB – Jeleel Hytchye, Kentucky
  • DB – Kerollin Francois, Florida
  • DB – Khari Blasingame, Vanderbilt

Special Teams

  • K/P – Gary Wunderlich, Mississippi
  • Punter Returner – Sharrod Golightly, South Carolina

Second Team

Offense

  • TE – C’Yontai Lewis, Florida
  • OL – Kimo Tipoti, Texas A&M
  • OL – Teven Eatmon-Nared, Kentucky
  • OL – Jervontius Stallings, Kentucky
  • OL – Cedric Ogbuehi, Texas A&M
  • OL – Sebastian Tretola, Arkansas
  • QB – Shawn Stankavage, Vanderbilt
  • WR – Thaddeus Snodgrass, Kentucky
  • WR – T.V. Williams, Kentucky
  • RB – Kohl Slaughter, Arkansas
  • RB – I’Tavius Mathers, Mississippi

Defense

  • DL – Abu Lamin, South Carolina
  • DL – Trey Lealaimatafao, LSU
  • DL – Jay-nard Bostwick, Florida
  • DL – Zaycoven Henderson, Texas A&M
  • LB – Detric Bing-Dukes, Georgia
  • LB – Temario Strong, Tennessee
  • LB – Cullen Gillaspia, Texas A&M
  • DB – Shattle Fenteng, Georgia
  • DB – Jammere Irvin Sills, Mississippi State
  • DB – Demetrius Smalls, South Carolina
  • DB – Jerrod Bierbower, Alabama

Special Teams

  • K – Colby Delahoussaye, LSU

Honorable Mention

  • RB Gideon Ajagbe, Florida
  • TE Jeb Blazevich, Georgia
  • DB Brock Bondurant, Missouri
  • DB Tolando Cleveland, Mississippi State
  • WR Pig Howard, Tennessee
  • Jojo Kemp, Kentucky
  • WR Quantavius Leslie, LSU
  • WR Speedy Noil, Texas A&M
  • QB – Faton Bauta, Georgia
  • DB Robenson Therezie, Auburn
  •  LB Ridge Underwood, Georgia
  • LB Kosta Vavlas, Georgia