Saturday Down South releases All-SEC Name Team

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On the heels of the SEC releasing their 2014 Preseason All-SEC Football Teams on Thursday, Saturday Down South has compiled our own list of the best. This All-SEC team has nothing to do with football performance though. It has everything to do with what your momma gave you: a name. While there is no guarantee these players will see the field this season, their names will be seen for their uniqueness. Kentucky placed a league-leading 9 representatives on the team, including 4 on the first team.

The Saturday Down South All-SEC Name Team 

First Team

Offense

  • TE - Thaddeus Kazunas, Kentucky
  • OL – J.C. Hassenauer, Alabama
  • OL – Ross Pierschbacher, Alabama
  • OL – Tank Davis, Texas A&M
  • OL – John Grünschläger, Kentucky
  • OL – Hoko Fanaika, LSU
  • QB - Skyler Mornhinweg, Florida
  • WR – Damore’ea Stringfellow, Mississippi
  • WR – De’Runnya Wilson, Mississippi State
  • RB – Altee Tenpenny, Alabama
  • RB – Deanthonie Summerhill, Tennessee

Defense

  • DL - Farrington Huguenin, Kentucky
  • DL – Travonte Valnetine, LSU
  • DL – Trevarris Saulsberry, Tennessee
  • DL – Maquedius Bain, LSU
  • LB – Gussie Busch, Alabama
  • LB – Deterrian Shackelford, Mississippi
  • LB – Cassanova McKinzy, Auburn
  • DB – Finis Stribling IV, Missouri
  • DB - Jeleel Hytchye, Kentucky
  • DB – Kerollin Francois, Florida
  • DB – Khari Blasingame, Vanderbilt

Special Teams

  • K/P – Gary Wunderlich, Mississippi
  • Punter Returner – Sharrod Golightly, South Carolina

Second Team

Offense

  • TE – C’Yontai Lewis, Florida
  • OL – Kimo Tipoti, Texas A&M
  • OL – Teven Eatmon-Nared, Kentucky
  • OL – Jervontius Stallings, Kentucky
  • OL – Cedric Ogbuehi, Texas A&M
  • OL – Sebastian Tretola, Arkansas
  • QB – Shawn Stankavage, Vanderbilt
  • WR – Thaddeus Snodgrass, Kentucky
  • WR – T.V. Williams, Kentucky
  • RB – Kohl Slaughter, Arkansas
  • RB – I’Tavius Mathers, Mississippi

Defense

  • DL – Abu Lamin, South Carolina
  • DL - Trey Lealaimatafao, LSU
  • DL – Jay-nard Bostwick, Florida
  • DL – Zaycoven Henderson, Texas A&M
  • LB – Detric Bing-Dukes, Georgia
  • LB – Temario Strong, Tennessee
  • LB – Cullen Gillaspia, Texas A&M
  • DB - Shattle Fenteng, Georgia
  • DB – Jammere Irvin Sills, Mississippi State
  • DB – Demetrius Smalls, South Carolina
  • DB - Jerrod Bierbower, Alabama

Special Teams

  • K – Colby Delahoussaye, LSU

Honorable Mention

  • RB Gideon Ajagbe, Florida
  • TE Jeb Blazevich, Georgia
  • DB Brock Bondurant, Missouri
  • DB Tolando Cleveland, Mississippi State
  • WR Pig Howard, Tennessee
  • Jojo Kemp, Kentucky
  • WR Quantavius Leslie, LSU
  • WR Speedy Noil, Texas A&M
  • QB – Faton Bauta, Georgia
  • DB Robenson Therezie, Auburn
  •  LB Ridge Underwood, Georgia
  • LB Kosta Vavlas, Georgia

 

COMMENTS

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  • Making fun of peoples names is not commonly spoken in public and can be perceived to some as racist.

  • Do us all a favor and go get a sense of humor. SDS was not trying to offend with this article. They put in the disclaimer that these are some pretty unique names, and I agree. The last names can’t be helped, and some of the first names are nick names, so its not all as offensive or racist as you want it to be. Plus if you did some research on these names, the collection is from a variety of races, not knocking on any particular one.

  • No pharos cooper or skai moore?