Harvey Updyke

Harvey Updyke

Harvey Updyke has been arrested in connection to the poisoning of the trees at Auburn University at Toomer’s Corner.  He is 62 years old and from Dadeville, Alabama.  He is being charged with Criminal Mischief and is being held on $50,000 bail.  He potentially faces a maximum of 10 years in prison and up to $15,000 in fines.  Probably worse, he faces the wrath of lots of pissed off Auburn fans (and even Alabama fans).

Let the insults commence…