Cougar_9000

Is big 'ole Mizzou homer kept alive by grain alcohol, Natural Light, Marlboro Reds, and the real stuff, not that pussy Skoal through the 80's and 90's too much to put in a bio? Guess not since the little wiggly line moved. I occasionally rock out to my kazoo (until my wife finds it and hides it, although she never throws it away. Rookie mistake on her part. I ALWAYS find my kazoo) I once got pretty decent with my Yo Yo during the dark days of when she discovered the crawl space in the attic. lifeProTip - never assume your wife is too short to hide your kazoo in the attic crawlspace. I do relocate every wolf spider I find up there no so I have several hundred spider bros getting my back up there. I might, might warn her about them next time but the penalty for knowledge is she tells me where she hid my vuvuzela.