Rocky Top Redbird

I regret that I ran across this hypothetical 'What Swoosh -- whatever the heck that is -- will look like at Tennessee' article. All I see is some Let's Join Oregon's Ugliest Uniforms in College Football Contest entries in Big Orange. (You know, the one Maryland is currently winning.) Manufactured by a company and a CEO who obviously doesn't get the University of Tennessee. Anyone who thinks removing LADY from Vol "won't be a big deal in the long run" clearly doesn't understand Tennessee either. We like our "baby" blue. I'm guessing the same way that Carolina does. If it's all the same, we'll hang on to that too. We've earned the right to be "LADY Vols" and anyone who thinks it's disrespectful to call a female baller that -- well, that someone must have never stepped a foot down in Knoxville, Tennessee. We kick your butt and we look good doing it. And we say, "Thank you, come again!" when we're done. Cause we're ladies like that. And this lady thinks Nike can go to hell. Or in other words, Tuscaloosa.

I think The Old Ball Coach has realized that while true -- 'you can't spell CITRUS without UT', you also can't spell 'SUCK IT!' without South Carolina Gamecocks. Or simply, 'sucks'. Which he both does and can.

How do you like them apples now, ace? Do yourself a favor, learn these names: Josh Dobbs and Jalen Hurd. Vol Nation has known them for awhile, soon you will too. You're going to be hearing a lot more of them. They may be apples, but these apples have a kick. Poisonous, maybe?? I don't know -- they seem to be lethal to The Old 'You Can't Spell Citrus....' Ball Coach. We could ask him, but he's still not speaking. Maybe the author should follow his lead. And in defense of the dental floss -- ask Vanderbilt in the spring what kind of candy they'd be in your Easter basket. I'm thinking they're currently the National Championship kind. It's okay if you don't get the reference. Baseball is sort of a smart person's sport anyway. Go Vols.