CowbellCritic

I'm a State fan. A State fan that is frequently upset by the ineptness of MSU's teams.

Recent Comments
Why do football teams even bother with camo?
Please please please oh please put it on broadcast television. It’s time to redeem yourself, CBS.
I thought being overly sensitive about petty insults was Texas’s job.
An entire weekend of SEC action and we choose to talk about NC State. Great job, guys.
I wonder if Nick Saban does a good Najee Harris impression.
Air Force wins every game for the next 10 years and becomes the next SEC team. Calling it here, folks.
Well, the Big 10 has forged a midwestern identity (that they are now destroying by moving out west) Big 12 is historically southwest and middle-America, and the Pac 12 and ACC are self-explanatory. So yes, you could rank all the conferences based off of their predominant region’s culture.
When you think of Missouri, do you think SEC? I have to be reminded that they were somehow relevant enough to enter this conference 10 years ago.
Put the Tigers in the SEC, just so we can have yet another Tiger team in the conference. And yes, I know there are multiple bulldogs, too. That’s why I also propose we invite Gardner-Webb as well. Then we can stock up on Wildcats.
And the ACC agreed to this? I thought they were trapped in a terrible media deal with the House of Mouse.
I’m sorry, are you talking about the SEC? The way you describe the competitiveness here, it makes us sound like The American.
“Keep in mind that Texas doesn’t have to win national titles to show its worth to the SEC. Recruiting at a high level, not getting embarrassed by Maryland in nonconference play and being in the mix still go a long way.“ I’m sorry, are you talking about the SEC? That has never gone a long way here, especially not now.
Sorry, UT. As long as MSU has a baseball program, your stadium will never be the best.
At this point, it feels like the Mississippi State squad has given up.
The year after the New England Patriots won their first Super Bowl, they went 9-7 and missed the playoffs. Championship hangovers happen, and hopefully State will be able to improve next year. At least Ole Miss is having a bad year too.
I wonder if it is scientifically impossible for an Alabama fan to not be obnoxious.
Same here. But then again, has watching MSU ever not been emotionally exhausting?
Now let’s make MSU license plates in Alaska! Who’s with me?
Hmm. I didn’t see SDS make this big of a deal when we beat Arkansas.
Ugh, Texas is “back” again. Why am I not surprised?
In other news, scientists say there is an extremely good chance that the sun will rise tomorrow.