3 Year Letterman

Do you know who you are talking to? There’s nothing fake about $35.03 an hour plus bennies, a custom leather cell phone holster, and Oakley wraparound sunglasses. Take several seats.

I don’t know who Negan is but I bet he doesn’t own a gently used set of encyclopedias and 600 DVD’s with a rotating strobe tower.

I bet you open door handles with ease. Take a lap and try again.

UGA will 7-Peat as they haven’t legitimately lost a game since 2017. I also have a deluxe corner-view apartment and a suit of armor.

LOLOLOLOL. Couldn’t stand the grind of an SEC schedule.

Like any elderly patriarch, we need to respect Alabama. It’s never easy to be replaced by a younger, virile, more respected son who is a better version of you. Very impressed they’re handling it with such dignity.

*than* So many championship rings makes it hard to type*

LOL. He only had 2 SEC championship rings which are more valuable that anything so I respect him. He can’t handle the grind of an SEC schedule anymore.

*more respected son who is a better version of you* The glare from my championship rings makes it hard to type.

Like any elderly patriarch, we need to respect Alabama. It’s never easy to be replaced by a younger, virile, more respected version of you. Very impressed they’re handling it with such dignity.

As much as you hate it Jon, he is literally protected under the First Amendment in the Declaration of Independence. Delete this and try again.

Determined Look.

Hugh Freeze follows me on twitter and has read my book. I expect huge things for him this season.

LOL. On my youth football team, gambling is highly encouraged. Because we are always favored. Heavy are the hands that wear championship rings.

I don’t know who needs to hear this he is guaranteed free speech in the First Amendment in the Declaration of Independence. Phil is protected by our greatest president Benjamin Franklin.

I commend Coach Smart’s ability to realize that an hour in the weight room is more valuable than a minute in the White House. UGA will 7-peat as they haven’t lost a game legitimately since 2016.

The only racing that I do is go kart racing at Pigeon Forge. That’s real racing.

While I do commend Coach Bohannon’s willingness to bet on his own games, he doesn’t have a 104 IQ (which is 4 points above the highest), $35.03 an hour plus bennies, and a panty dropping fully loaded 2012 Ford Taurus.

I see you open door handles with ease, Coolage. I literally own a suit of armor. Take a lap and try again.

I am shaking with rage right now.

He wasn’t committed to winning. Enjoy him GTurds (LOL).

I commend Huge Freeze and his willingness to cheat and bend the rules to get ahead. Hugh Freeze follows me on Twitter and takes my advice. Definitely a top 5 team this season.

Georgia is the greatest state in the United States of America. If you can’t acknowledge that then you hate our country. You’ve never gotten a standing ovation while doing a keg stand in your student section I bet.

Coolage also waits in line for Beef O Brady’s

If anyone was betting on my youth football teams games they better pray they bet on my team. I once kicked a player off the team because his parents didn’t bet on our games.

Have you ever once panned for gold in Dahlonega? Last time I checked Auburn wasn’t a state. And this is coming from a youth football coaching legend and not some random clown.

I’m sorry but the First Amendment from the Declaration of Independence literally protects Senators in office from slander. Delete this and try again.

An hour in the weight room is more valuable than an hour in the White House. UGA is still committed to winning and they will 7-Peat as they haven’t legitimately lost a game since 2016.

The Anti UGA deep state is alive and well.