Arrrrkkkk...yeah duma$$ jarhead. Hit the reply button buffoon. Thanks Captain Obvious, I mean daddy, you keep everyone strate on these Bama articles by golly polly, arrrkkkk!
Arrkkk, daddy made over 15 posts without calling other parrots duma$$ disrespectful names, holy ritz crackers it’s a daddy record. My job is done here. I’m leaving now but I’ll be watching you, duma$$ turd, roll Tide, arrkkk!
Arrrkkkkkkk! Not true! Not true! How dare you put words into my duma$$ daddy’s mouth pfarmer duma$$, arrrkk, troll alert! You act as if my daddy wants to have a decent conversation, duma$$!
Arrkkk, when your done arguing with yourself duma$$, can I have a cracker? All this stupidity makes me hungry, arrrkkk!
Arrkkk, who you calling stupid parrott, duma$$ dog fan? Go get him duma$$ daddy! Kill the troll, arrrkkk!
I’m bored rocking in this trailer park cage, has anyone seen my daddy, double duma$$ bamatime?
Scumbags hopefully have crumbags, I need a cracker coltscorch.
I love you coltscorch, can you take me home with you?
Can I be your parrott coltscorch? My daddy in Alabama won’t let me play with adults. Got any crackers?
Time for mommy to change your diaper coltscorch.
Arrkkk, super duper double duma$$ troll alert, here comes my daddy BamaTime, my daddy! Go daddy. Go daddy, whoop whoop, attack the trolls! Attack all of them except yourself, whoop whoop, arrrkkk!
Arrkkk, bite me, duma$$ while I point out my pointless point double duma$$, arrrkkk!
Arrkkk, go away little by!ch, little troll, little duma$$, little $lutpuppy, little...we’re not talking about mommy, right daddy? Arrkkk!
Arrkkk, duma$$, right place right time, your pretty smart, arrrkkk!
Arrrkkk, boldly go where duma$$ uncle Harvey went before, daddy, they are giving away free toilet paper, arrrkk!
Arrrkkk, ok daddy, they will offer Terry Saban 3 years and 30 million but she has to stay off of Petrino’s motorcycle this time, duma$$, arrrkk!
Arrkkk, I’m surprised uncle Harv versus Toomers didn’t make it either duma$$, aarrkkk!
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Arrkkk, speaking of that daddy, how about you blow some crackers my way, duma$$, arrrkkk!
Arrkkk, great matchups, duma$$. Who ever the coach is that replaces Nick when he retires is SCRUDE, arrrkkk!
Arrkkk, this post wins the double duma$$ comment of the day, you win a lifetime supply of captain obvious crackers, duma$$, arrrkkk!
Arrkkk, duma$$ ever ready troll, keeps on going doesn’t he daddy, arrrkkk!
AArrkkk, hard and excited gets me very, ummm, never mind duma$$, cracker please, arrrkkk!
Arrkkk, that’s an easy question, daddy, they both have a 2 and a 0 duma$$, arrrkkk!
Arrkkk, grate job investigating, professor duma$$. You lost me at the responding as if two different people part, daddy. The word He implies singular, duma$$. Arrkkk!
Arrkkk, blue skies, nothing but blue skies, and this duma$$ cage in this duma$$ trailer park, arrrkkk!
Arrkkk, yes duma$$, we have proof. We have crackers too, duma$$, arrrkkk!
Arrkkk, depends what your comparing, duma$$, arrrkkk! And daddy, please don’t let that duma$$ Leghumper hump my skinny legs, he might break them, arrrkkk! PETA alert, arrrkkk!
Arrkkk, punish the duma$$ by making him stay at double duma$$ daddy BamaTime’s trailer with me and our momma, arrrkkk! Time to come home Uncle Harvey, arrrkkk!
Arrkkk, I’m positive he got the same duma$$ feedback about you, daddy, arrrkkk!
Arrkkk, I guess 47 hours 27 minutes, duma$$, arrrkkk! Where’s my crackers?