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If there was ever a doubt who Coach Whiteboots emulates, don't let there be. He talks the same off season jive Leslie used to. What was it Dacoacheaux said? Something like how "the defense was better now than any point last year". He said this about Bolini, remember? Yeah, you remember. Yawyaw had a chance to give Dave Aranda the middle finger and he took it. Whiteboots resented that fat contract Alleva gave him and he knew all too well it was because Alleva knew better than to leave the program in his hands. Anyway, now it's this. Some nonsensical babbling about how there's a "new energy" and whatever eles with these young "up and comers" he has running the offensive and defensive sides of the ball. But do any of you really believe these guys are actually running things? Just barely scratch the surface and we all know why Farmer Fran hired these guys. One, he couldn't find anyone else. No one worth having wants to work for him. And secondly, he can control them. The latter is why everything about both the offense and defense will be garbage this year. Dacoacheaux wants to prove the doubters wrong. He wants to show everyone that he's a "real coach" too. Your worst nightmare is about to become a waking reality. Whiteboots is going to "get involved".
I dunno. They’re both pretty dopey looking. Looks like a good fit to me. It’s interesting though that they would shine an inadvertent light on Dacoacheaux’s time in Miami. In these “witch hunty” days of canceling folks for past sins, we should ask this question. Has the statute of limitations run out on on Yawyaw teaching some poor woman (or women) a lesson or should we go ahead and cancel him too? After all, the local authorities had to get involved and put some distance between him and his lady. Whiteboots did some not so nice things to a gal down in Coral Gables. Remember all that? Sure you do. And how does all that dovetail with LSU’s recent allegations and subsequent and cover ups? You know what they say. A team often reflects the character of its coach. This concept likely explains LSU’s problems, both on and off the field. Men who treat women poorly lack moral character. Players who quit on their team (and LSU has alot of them) lack competitive character. None of this bodes well for the upcoming season people. You would do well to relinquish any fantasy, that the team and coach you pull for will have any sort of success that matters. Oh and speaking of quitters. None of you expect Derrick Stingly to finish the season, do you? You know he won’t make it to November, right? I wonder who’ll join him.
The Dacoacheaux we saw last season is the only Dacoacheaux. That's his natural state of being. Leslie and "Tha Slinguh" gifted Coach Whiteboots Dave Aranda and Joe Brady respectively. When they hit the bricks, Yawyaw was left to fend for himself and we all saw how that went. He hired two bottom of the barrel coordinators who, like Farmer Fran were just happy to be in the barrel. Well don't think for a nanosecond that an average quarterback who can't convert third downs and only has a 60% completion rate will bail this moribund program out. Pain and suffering folks.
Nothing's really changed in recruiting under Coach Whiteboots. Not much different really than his mentor, Leslie. He does fine with instate skill players and some defensive recruits but when it comes to the offensive line, he's as garbage as his predecessor and still no match for "the man" to the east. Now Farmer Fran is reduced to taking quitter hole linebackers who can't cut it in the ACC. Don't lie to yourselves people, Mike Jones is not a game changer, not even close. Mike Jones is what happens when your head coach doesn't have the chops to fill out his class. What was it Dacoacheaux said? Oh yeah, I remember. "We gone beat day hass in recruitin'. We gone best day hass every time we see 'em". And here we are now. 55 to 17. The greatest season of all time. And a top 100 wide receiver and defensive end poached from YawYaw on early signing day no less. Sad. When Whiteboots starts yattin' like a Chalmette Memaw, it never really ages well, now does it.
Talk about low hanging fruit. Geez my knees. There's no sport on this. I'll sit this one out. Enjoy fellas.
Paul Finebaum says this. “Where Orgeron, he has the national championship”. But does he really though? From a leadership standpoint, that championship is split between Joe Brady, Dave Aranda and Joe Alleva. Coach Whiteboots had nothing to do with it and I mean nothing. While Brady and Aranda were doing their jobs, Farmer Fran was piping Whitesnake through his headset. In fact, the guy can’t even take credit for Joe Brady’s hire. It was Steev Inzminguh who had to cram Brady down Dacoacheaux’s throat. It’s well known around BR YawYaw didn’t even want to hire the guy. And for the uninitiated, here’s a little Dave Aranda history for you. First of all, he was a Miles hire. Whiteboots had nothing to do with it. Secondly, Aranda got that fat contract from Alleva, not because he’s some elite coordinator, he’s not. He got it because Alleva knew all too well, that without at least one competent coach on staff, LSU would spiral out of control. There’s no way Alleva was going to leave LSU football in the hands of Yawyaw and “the slingah”. Can you imagine such a disaster? LSU fans dump on him every chance they get but Joe Alleva saved LSU football from itself and did more to secure that championship than Dacoacheaux could have ever dreamed. Dacoacheaux has what he wants now. Two substandard coordinators, who won’t threaten his delicate ego and unlike the two previous, won’t sass mouth. Dacoacheaux won’t take no back talk.
Paul Finebaum says this. "Where Orgeron, he has the national championship". But does he really though? From a leadership standpoint, that championship is split between Joe Brady, Dave Aranda and Joe Alleva. Coach Whiteboots had nothing to do with it and I mean nothing. While Brady and Aranda were doing their jobs, Farmer Fran was piping Whitesnake through his headset. In fact, the guy can't even take credit for Joe Brady's hire. It was Steev Inzminguh who had to cram Brady down Dacoacheaux's throat. It's well known around BR YawYaw didn't even want to hire the guy. And for the uninitiated, here's a little Dave Aranda history for you. First of all, he was a Miles hire. Whiteboots had nothing to do with it. Secondly, Aranda got that fat contract from Alleva, not because he's some elite coordinator, he's not. He got it because Alleva knew all too well, that without at least one competent coach on staff, LSU would spiral out of control. There's no way Alleva was going to leave LSU football in the hands of Yawyaw and "the slingah". Can you imagine such a disaster? LSU fans dump on him every chance they get but Joe Alleva saved LSU football from itself and did more to secure that championship than Dacoacheaux could have ever dreamed. Dacoacheaux has what he wants now. Two substandard coordinators, who won't threaten his delicate ego and unlike the two previous, won't sass mouth. Dacoacheaux won't take no back talk.
You know as a favor to Dacoacheaux, Nick Saban would've probably let him walk on at Alabama. After all, after Yawyaw is fired at the end of the season, he'll be hired on as an analyst for the Crimson Tide. Farmer Fran's gonna look good in crimson and white.
LSU fans be lubbin' dem some Jaquitter Chase, don't they? There wasn't alot to really cling to this season, so they held onto the only thing they had. A quitter football player who "might" go a little higher in the draft than Alabama's very own Davonte Smith. And speaking of Alabama's high character Heisman winner. Let's all take a moment shall we and once again congratulate one of our very own Louisiana boys on a job well done. Unlike Jaquitter, he made us all proud. I'm sure we all agree, it's good to see one of our own head out and make good in the world. But I'll tell ya though. In fairness to Jaquitter. Coach Whiteboots really didn't give him or the rest of your bailouts a reason to hang around. They all knew what was coming and they all know who now runs that program. And it ain't Brady and Aranda. Maybe you hang around for those two but you sure as chit don't hang around for Dacoacheaux.
Good stuff. Same as it ever was in BR. Nick Saban and the Alabama Crimson Tide, once again get to have fun with an average quarterback with a 60% completion rate, lousy at converting 3rd downs and a returning, garbage offensive line. This has become unfair. Oh and another thing people. A 60% completion rate won’t cut it anymore. This ain’t 2010.
While Alabama is hiring former power five headcoaches as analysts (with Coach Yawyaw joining the ranks next season). LSU is hiring guys who are one sorry step up from the JUCO ranks. Yeah, this is how you keep up with Nick Saban. This is what you do. This season's gonna go real hard on you folks.
Nick Saban famously told him. "If you go to LSU, we're going to beat you every time we play you". And of course he was right. As we've all seen from that leaked recruiting video, the man recruits with the facts and much like me, trolls other fanbases with the truth. How does one take issue with the truth? Well one doesn't. That's why when JoJo Earle and Keanu Koht were told the truth, unlike Davin White, they wisely listened and bailed on Coach Whiteboots. Anyway, a new decade long cycle of LSU losing to Alabama has begun. LSU is back to it's natural state of being and proper order is again restored. Just take a look at the coaches and programs in this conference Nick Saban has forced into making bad decisions. So many of them, all for the sake of beating Alabama and now, LSU twice. Nick Saban destroyed Leslie and now he's destroyed Whiteboots by forcing him to make these woeful coordinator hires. But that part of it wasn't difficult. No one worth having really wants to work for Dacoacheaux. His reputation is awful and everyone knows it. After he's fired this season, Dacoacheaux's gonna look good in crimson and white, while he's pouring over film for Nick Saban.
Congratulations??? Is this what you had in mind with Coach Whiteboots? Bottom scraping out of the quitter hole? Ok I guess. Swing and miss in recruiting this year. Big time swing and miss in coaching hires and now...The quitter hole for linebackers of all things. That number 3 ranking is very "Milesean", now isn't it. High in number but very hollow where it matters. Is it not laugh out loud apparent now, who Dacoacheaux's greatest mentor actually was?
Yeah, this kid's corrupt recruitment was the worst kept secret in the state. Everyone knew what Dad was up to. He made no bones about it. Pay up or shut up. Alabama didn't have room for him and was not at all inclined to cough anything up for this kid. And A&M was obviously leery of it all, given Dad's very vocal barking and auctioning skills. So what was left? LSU, TAF and a moribund program the kid really doesn't want to play for. He could've committed back in December and then February but didn't. All this makes you wonder though. Did LSU have to steal from another pediatric cancer hospital to secure this kid? I hope not.
Well it was all over the world wide web that dad was openly selling him to the highest bidder. Congratulations?
As though it matters. So I wonder who gets the starting quarterback job? A terrible TJ Finley, an average Max Johnson or the guy who completes only 60% of his passes and can't convert third downs. And no, this isn't 2012. A 60% completion percentage will no longer cut it folks. Yes, LSU is back to being behind the times on offense. Dacoacheaux has brought you back to your natural state of being. How do we know this? Well just look at your offensive coordinator. Who hires a guy like that? Rhetorical question. You don't have to answer. Now let's chew on the good news. You're bringing back essentially the same offensive line you had last season. Let us all congratulate Nick Saban, the head football coach for the Alabama Crimson Tide. He approves. And he approves because he knows what the rest of us know. Your offensive line is talentless and won't get better. They came back because they had no where else to go and everyone knows it. So much is going wrong with LSU. Is it now fair to wonder whether or not the Red Elephant Club has their fingers in all this? LSU is burdened with a substandard headcoach, bad coordinator hires, an athletic director who sits on his hands and now some deeply troubling assault allegations that sadly, dovetail nicely with Coach Whiteboots and his own troubled past assaulting women. So much. It can't be just bad luck. The Tuscaloosa Skull and Bones society, aka "The REC" has to be the power behind the curtain here. The SEC deep state is at work here people. #Morebillboards.
Is this something we can blame on the Red Elephant Club? Or maybe the officals or the SEC offices in Birmingham?
Dacoacheaux goes to the bargain bin for coaches and he goes to the bargain bin for players.
Have you heard Nick Saban's recruiting pitch? Sure you have. It's all over the innerweb. He just straight up tells the truth.
Well you know what they say people. "Go woke, go broke" and LSU can't get any woker, now can it? I mean the whole university is woke, right down to the guy who coaches the football team. Dacoacheaux goes from gushing over Trump on Fox News to hiring black coaches because they relate better to black players. The guy actually said this. There's an awful lot of hand wringing over all this. I've got LSU friends, who even before all this LSU football wokeness decided they were done, not only with the football program but the University itself. Donations are drying up. Alum are fed up with it. TAF is even tightening the purse strings. That's how you folks ended up with these lousy coordinators. The maws of pain are in your future.
Dacoacheaux be woke. Also, it's good to know he'll be more involved in the defense. Music to Nick Saban's ears. The more Coach Whiteboots is involved, the worse things get. And speaking of "the man". Has YawYaw made one single personnel decision that hasn't benefited Nick Saban, the head football coach for the Alabama Crimson Tide? You don't have to answer that. Dacoacheaux wants black coaches around because they relate better to black players. How condescending and insulting is that? It's almost as if Farmer Fran believes black folks are an entirely different species of human and it takes one to really know one. You know who doesn't care about such empty gestures? Nick Saban, that's who. He hires the best and fully understands that the players don't care what their race may be. He would never stoop so low as to insult his players by even remotely considering race in making them the best they could possibly be. All of this is and more is why Dacoacheaux will fail. He doesn't have the character or personality strong enough to make decisions in the best interest of his players.
There are so many differences between LSU and the truly elite programs such as the Alabama Crimson Tide. Too many to really list now so we'll just stick with the topic at hand. Coach Whiteboots hires analysts from programs like that football power house "Wofford". While Nick Saban, the head football coach for the Alabama Crimson Tide hires analysts who were headcoaches at power five programs like Texas, USC and Tennessee. This of course brings us back to Yawyaw. After he's fired for running the LSU football program square into the mud and muck. He'll look good in crimson and white.
Now this one will stick. The Campbell kid? No, he's all Alabama.
Jaquitter Chase is gonna have a hard go of it in the NFL and we all know it. I mean this guy just straight gives LSU, Dacoacheaux and this fanbase the middle finger and walks. But in fairness to the dude, can you really blame him? He knew what was coming this season and he knows all too well where this offense was going with Steev Inzminguh and Coach Whiteboots running the show. You have to have a pretty persuasive personality to get players of his caliber to come back and unlike Nick Saban the head football coach for the Alabama Crimson Tide, YawYaw just comes up short all the way around. Keep your eye on Elias Ricks, folks. Word around BR is that he's the next to bail. Things are gonna go real hard on you folks this season.
Oh yeah,this guy. Alabama folks have been following him for a while now. Nick Saban owns that region of Louisiana and as we all know, no self respecting offensive lineman commits to Dacoacheaux. This won't stick and when this kid bails, there's gonna be an awful lot of hurt feelings around these parts.
**you're. Oh and reinstate Pandy Fackler.
This shiny new youth movement on your coaching staff doesn't really move the needle for these recruits, now does it. They see what the rest of us can see. A really bad head coach sandwiched by two bottom of the barrel coordinators. LSU is a steamy Walmart parking lot chit diaper right now and you folks can expect more of what your currently getting. There's really nothing to be hopeful about.