@lesstalkmorevol: you pretty much nailed it. The thing is, these two chuckleheads don't actually reflect badly on UGA, because there's absolutely nobody on this site who believes they went to school there. TDOW called somebody a "creteen" recently. Case closed.

Look at you two teaming up! And here I thought that y'all saved your turbodouche idiocy exclusively for articles about your beloved Florida Gators.

@ruff: the window unit, which is what NASA meant when he said "unit", didn't become common in Florida until the 1950s, and every single one of his points stand.

Fair enough. But if Kirby left UGA (or if he's "invited to leave") I think Gator fans would be concerned. -If you catch my drift-

True, but if Mullen left UF for the NFL, you'd be ecstatic. Admit it.

Kerouac?

Here's my unsolicited review of this conversation: TDOW repeatedly expressed his disapprobation by using the term "crackhead", but failed to misspell any words. Disappointing from an unintentional comedy standpoint-- he's usually good for misspelling one or two basic words. Maybe his mom is proofreading his posts? Corch repeatedly used the nickname "Sideshow Dan the Clown", which he desperately hopes will catch on, and which resolutely fails to catch on. Keep trying, bro! Don't ever give up! We're just missing Negan. Where is he? Remember when he went into the comments section of an article about the Gators and spent 47 paragraphs diagramming a trick play for Kirby Smart to use? That was cool. I miss Negan. TDOW and Corch: keep up the good work. Way to make your university look bad. The rest of you: great, insightful commentary (for the most part). I really enjoyed the read.

@ Wadeless: forget about Jacksonville. This dude has never been to Athens. He couldn't find Athens on a map of Athens.

"You know who did win this decade? Georgia. 6-4 on the decade." It literally says that in the article. You and TDOW (who can't post a comment without making a gay slur) are such a couple of positive representatives of the UGA community. So impressive.

For an old dude, your hashtagging skills are righteous.

#ouch.

Just imagine how mad he was when UGA turned down his application.

#1980.

Gatorgrad 12, it's hilarious that after you took Corch out behind the woodshed like that, he just shuts up and disappears. You'd think he'd be able-- finally-- to acknowledge an error, but no way that's happening. He'll just vanish until the next Gator article arrives on SDS, rearmed with new inane comments and pointless observations. You'd think the sensible UGA fans (and there's a bunch of them here) would be embarrassed by him, and by DawgsofWar, and ESPECIALLY by Negan, but they keep quiet and continue to allow these clowns to make their university look bad. Doesn't make any sense.

I feel like it could be a tight game with either side coming out on top, or a blowout, with either side coming out on top. All I know is that it's way better when we both (1) have a shot and (2) have something to play for. Way more exciting that way. GO GATORS.

I think we'll do well out of Miami until athletes can start getting paid for promotions and stuff. After that: are you going to choose to endorse a car dealership in Coconut Grove, or, like, Archer? I bet Miami is going to start killing it on the recruiting trail in a few years. No Bueno.

Man, I agree. I hate to see stuff like that. It's an embarrassment.

Hey there DoW-- how's it been? You've been keeping a low profile lately! Most people said you've been quiet because you're embarrassed about Georgia's recent performance, but I just assumed the job hunt has kept you tied up. Any luck?

I have been in the stadium for the two recent games in which Missouri has given the Gators an absolute pants-down spanking. I'm worried about them this year, and I would definitely hold fire on the trash talk.

@UGAlien: you're definitely not the premier team in the East. You're ranked behind the Gators, and Missouri leads the conference. The way Missouri's playing, I'm afraid they're going to beat both of us.

That isn't a Georgia troll. That's somebody making fun of Georgia trolls. I can't believe people haven't figured that out.

@pfarmer: he was dunking on himself. You don't get to dunk on somebody for dunking on himself-- bad form, and bad manners.

All I know is that we need DawgsofWar in here immediately to make a predication. That dude has been money in the bank all season so far.

Yeah, I thought that was an awkward construction also. You've caught a few of these that I've seen-- are you part of that killer journalism program at Missouri? In any case, good eye.

I was at the 1994 game, Freshman at UF, 4th game I ever saw in the Swamp. It was simultaneously the greatest sporting event I've ever personally witnessed, and an absolute heartbreaker. I've been scared to death of Auburn ever since, and with some subsequent justification.

It's actually a spot-on parody account of three of the most noxious UGA trolls on this website.

@ CO: yeah, man, I hear you, but you gotta keep trying. It seems like what's wrong with DOW is what's wrong with America. Know what I mean?

So: both players who were accused of similarly sh!tty behavior were dismissed from their respective teams. Cox, who may or may not be all that good at competitive football, was involved in using the weeds. He definitely won't be eligible to play this season. DawgsofWar, does everything have to be a pissing contest? Does every Gator have to be a "crackhead"? A little civility goes a long way, dude.

It's going to be 126 degrees on the field.

Go easy on Leghumper; he's easily one of the most reasonable UGA fans on this site. He has a sense of humor, and I think he actually attended UGA-- unlike DorksOfWar and that twat Negan.