Corch, can you tell me something? What is up with placing an apostrophe before turd? It's always distracted me from the otherwise enjoyable activity of hate-reading your posts.

Unbelievably, I agree with both of you guys--this whole story is a towering pile of obvious BS. The problem is that Justin Fields showed us you can gain immediate eligibility by issuing fake accusations of racism, so I would expect to see a lot more of this nonsense going forward.

Justin Fields ran squealing out of Athens on the back of a fake systemic racism accusation that tarnished the entire UGA community. You'd really welcome him back?

I was just kidding, bud. I guess my sarcasm didn't translate.

After the rampant systemic racism that was revealed at UGA when somebody used a slur out of Fields' hearing distance (yet still reportedly in his general vicinity), why would he subject himself to the existential agony of coming back to Athens when he can remain in the safety of Ohio--everybody knows there're no racists in Ohio.

Negan, sorry to hear that about your dad. All of this BS aside, that's really tough-- I hope he pulls through. I can't go so far as to say I hope he gets to see that Georgia Natty, but I'm sure you understand.

Come on man, it's "puppy" and "develop." We don't need our own Negan.

You know what, TDOW? I bet you'd be a pretty fairly hilarious dude to have a beer with. You've turned being a butthole into performance art, and I mean that as a compliment. Stay safe, man.

Yes, I agree. This is pretty underwhelming. Did UCONN and UNLV turn us down?

If only we had fewer police officers, this kind of thing would stop happening!

TDOW is just bitter because he had to go to Santa Fe.

Thank goodness for this message. I was just sitting here wondering how Alabama's football team feels about racism. It seems they're against it. Good to know. This could have gone either way, so I'm happy they made the right call here.

Negan! Where have you been? TDOW can't embarrass the University of Georgia all by himself, and you've had him working triple shifts lately. Nice to see you back, bro.

Right? I was expecting both of them to say Skyler Mornhinweg.

Yeah, I know all that, and that's what makes you so amusing. Intelligence, discretion, maturity, self-discipline: that's what it takes, no doubt about it. So you're either lying, or you're busy pissing away an inheritance.

He's a multimillionaire, remember? He can do whatever he wants.

Remember when TDOW claimed to be a multimillionaire? That was funny.

It's the downside of having to enforce academic standards. Corch will be here in a second, but Corch's team doesn't really have to deal with that kind of thing.

You forgot "crackhead", but he's been laying off that one for awhile. It's an nonstop source of amusement how these guys who obviously never attended UGA (Tdouche, Negan, Corch) continually & publicly embarrass the university. You almost think they might be on UF's payroll.

"When I look at our schedule every year, I assume we are (going undefeated)," Mullen said. "If I looked at it (the other) way and said, 'Hey, I don't see us winning that game,' I guess I'd tell the coaches, 'Hey, why don't you guys go home? We're not going to win this one anyway,' so this time of year you assume you go undefeated every year." Change your panties, TDOW, and relax. Every coach in the country says stuff like this.

Jeez, you just hate to see something like this happen.

I thought we talked about how you need to diversify your material a little bit, Darrell. Once: funny. Ten thousand times across the message boards for nearly every team on SDS: less funny.

If you tell a joke and people laugh, are you that dude who repeats the joke over and over hoping for the same effect? I think you might be that dude.

Hey man, are you OK? Who hurt you, bro?

@lesstalkmorevol: you pretty much nailed it. The thing is, these two chuckleheads don't actually reflect badly on UGA, because there's absolutely nobody on this site who believes they went to school there. TDOW called somebody a "creteen" recently. Case closed.

Look at you two teaming up! And here I thought that y'all saved your turbodouche idiocy exclusively for articles about your beloved Florida Gators.

@ruff: the window unit, which is what NASA meant when he said "unit", didn't become common in Florida until the 1950s, and every single one of his points stand.

Fair enough. But if Kirby left UGA (or if he's "invited to leave") I think Gator fans would be concerned. -If you catch my drift-

True, but if Mullen left UF for the NFL, you'd be ecstatic. Admit it.

Kerouac?