For an old dude, your hashtagging skills are righteous.

#ouch.

Just imagine how mad he was when UGA turned down his application.

#1980.

Gatorgrad 12, it's hilarious that after you took Corch out behind the woodshed like that, he just shuts up and disappears. You'd think he'd be able-- finally-- to acknowledge an error, but no way that's happening. He'll just vanish until the next Gator article arrives on SDS, rearmed with new inane comments and pointless observations. You'd think the sensible UGA fans (and there's a bunch of them here) would be embarrassed by him, and by DawgsofWar, and ESPECIALLY by Negan, but they keep quiet and continue to allow these clowns to make their university look bad. Doesn't make any sense.

I feel like it could be a tight game with either side coming out on top, or a blowout, with either side coming out on top. All I know is that it's way better when we both (1) have a shot and (2) have something to play for. Way more exciting that way. GO GATORS.

I think we'll do well out of Miami until athletes can start getting paid for promotions and stuff. After that: are you going to choose to endorse a car dealership in Coconut Grove, or, like, Archer? I bet Miami is going to start killing it on the recruiting trail in a few years. No Bueno.

Man, I agree. I hate to see stuff like that. It's an embarrassment.

Hey there DoW-- how's it been? You've been keeping a low profile lately! Most people said you've been quiet because you're embarrassed about Georgia's recent performance, but I just assumed the job hunt has kept you tied up. Any luck?

I have been in the stadium for the two recent games in which Missouri has given the Gators an absolute pants-down spanking. I'm worried about them this year, and I would definitely hold fire on the trash talk.

@UGAlien: you're definitely not the premier team in the East. You're ranked behind the Gators, and Missouri leads the conference. The way Missouri's playing, I'm afraid they're going to beat both of us.

That isn't a Georgia troll. That's somebody making fun of Georgia trolls. I can't believe people haven't figured that out.

@pfarmer: he was dunking on himself. You don't get to dunk on somebody for dunking on himself-- bad form, and bad manners.

All I know is that we need DawgsofWar in here immediately to make a predication. That dude has been money in the bank all season so far.

Yeah, I thought that was an awkward construction also. You've caught a few of these that I've seen-- are you part of that killer journalism program at Missouri? In any case, good eye.

I was at the 1994 game, Freshman at UF, 4th game I ever saw in the Swamp. It was simultaneously the greatest sporting event I've ever personally witnessed, and an absolute heartbreaker. I've been scared to death of Auburn ever since, and with some subsequent justification.

It's actually a spot-on parody account of three of the most noxious UGA trolls on this website.

@ CO: yeah, man, I hear you, but you gotta keep trying. It seems like what's wrong with DOW is what's wrong with America. Know what I mean?

So: both players who were accused of similarly sh!tty behavior were dismissed from their respective teams. Cox, who may or may not be all that good at competitive football, was involved in using the weeds. He definitely won't be eligible to play this season. DawgsofWar, does everything have to be a pissing contest? Does every Gator have to be a "crackhead"? A little civility goes a long way, dude.

It's going to be 126 degrees on the field.

Go easy on Leghumper; he's easily one of the most reasonable UGA fans on this site. He has a sense of humor, and I think he actually attended UGA-- unlike DorksOfWar and that twat Negan.

I get it that you think Mullen sucks, but you can't be possibly be arguing that he sucks as bad as Willie Taggart. Let's keep a little perspective here.

Not so much vulgar, just really, catastrophically, apocalyptically stupid. I hope they don't let him handle weapons.

Right, CO. I was reading an article on here about the Tennessee coaching mess (and I wish Tennessee didn't suck so much because it's more fun when they're good--just like FSU), and the comments were all from either Tennessee fans (makes sense) and Georgia fans like the twat up above. You'd think with this booming economy, more of them would have jobs.

Right? He could outrun almost any DB in the country. But he had the misfortune of playing for a coach whose offensive gameplan was, "Let's give up the safety and let the defense get to work."

After that 2011 game against the Wildcats, a 48-10 thumping, I thought Driskel was going to be the second coming of Tim Tebow. Great athlete, but not the second coming of Tim Tebow. I wonder what would have happened if he hadn't played for Will Muschamp?

I live in Georgia, and I've got a lot of friends who went to UGA-- they're all solid folks; I don't know if I've personally met a douchebag Georgia grad, although I'm sure they're out there. And even here, most the UGA supporters are pretty level headed. But there's a couple who (1) have waaaaay too much time on their hands and (2) suffer from feelings of worthlessness because they actually graduated Clayton State. Even then, that'd be OK if they actually had the intellectual firepower to be funny in their trolling. But instead you've got DawgsofWar, who's like a parrot with a head injury: "Bwwak: Chump! Bwaak: Crackhead!" etc. etc. Sad!

Wait, what's an opinion butthole?

Not as much as you like the Florida Gators.

Right? I like Florida football, but I also like other stuff. For some of these Georgia dudes, the Gators are at the absolute focal point of their existence as human beings.