Dan Mullen

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What stands out most?????? Muschamp and the Coots going 0 for 2 starting the season.
That Tennessee defense has spanked your Coots along with the last 7 teams they played. You need a towel, you are spewing dumbarse all over the place and its running down your chin like,,,,,,,well, you know. You continue to be blind to the fact that UT is your daddy. Has been. Is now. Will continue to be so. Yet you come in here year after year spewing your nonsense. Go away boy, you bother me
I'm gonna make an example of Muschamp and the entire Coot nation Saturday,,,,,,when the plucked chickens leave the swamp this weekend those lilly white uniforms will be covered in gator cleat-marks, chicken schitt, and tears. Wait and see
Spurrier is a sot. No kidding, its no secret to anyone paying attention. Actually the sauce is a big reason he washed out at South Carolina. You'd be a fool to think he was going to give away any of his prized Miller Lites or Travelers Choice. Most over rated coach in history.
Trask my big hairy arse. For the love of pigskins everywhere, it was Ole Miss we "rolled over". Really, Lane friggin Kiffen, the most over rated coach in SEC history gets a chamber of commerce award from where????? Texas. Jesus,,,,,steers and what else, I can't seem to remember? Its all well and good until the first week of December then we will be able to take the Texan chamber of commerce award and wipe our arses with it. Really Of every coach in the SEC East I fear Jeremy Pruitt the most. All this hype coming out of Florida is getting ready to be shoved right down our hummingbird arses. You can bet your single wide trailer on it Some nights I wake up in a cold sweat thinking of the impending beatdown. It's coming, I know it. I can feel it. It's not gonna be pretty. Mark my words, Tennessee is the spoiler this year. You heard it here first.
Bingo Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding.......... We have a winner best reply since butch left UT, fine job sir
The way I hear it is that Bobo is now running the show and Muschamp is just a figurehead. Apparently the Gamecock nation is too broke to buy Muschamp out so the next best thing is to let Bobo take over all behind the scene responsibilities and let Will continue to scream and sweat bullets on the sidelines for the fake news. The transition should be over before the LSU game in October.
@em6126 I couldn't agree more. Just so you know, Im stealing that last line.
I fear UT and Pruitt are going to ruin everything for the rest of the SEC east. No kidding.
King Negan, You sir are now, have been in the past, and no doubt will continue into the future being one of the biggest dumbarses to to ever squat and pizz between two high heels. Pruitt is eating barbed wire and schitting 20 penny nails in the SEC. You should take your head out of your arse and look up occasionally, things are obviously flying over your head. Think, then type. Say it with me,,,,,,THINK, THEN TYPE. Now wipe that dumbarse thats dribbling down your chin and think, then type.
I have nightmares about the arse-kicking coming my way the last Saturday in September this year. All of you lizzard lickers should be worried too. You think I'm kidding, at first I thought it was the virus what with the sweats and shakes, but its been going on ever since his put his foot in Indiana's butt at the Gator Bowl last year. It's like Nostradamus whispers in my ear.......
@ NashvilleGator Thanks for the kind words, but to be honest I am more worried about Coach Pruitt at UT than I am Richt 2.0 (spot on observation on your part by the way). I also liked your insight into the past several decades, specifically the part about the ebb and flow of NCAA teams, but the SEC in particular. Like I said, I'm way more worried about Pruitt at UT in the next few years as far as the east goes; more than Muschamp who is on his way out before Thanksgiving, and more than Richt 2.0 and the leghumpers too.
Fake News from a Fake Fan. I can only believe by your username that you are 14 years old, thus the lack of humor, facts, or even an modicum of relevance. Go away boy, you make us all look bad and God knows we look bad enough as is without you dribbling dumbarse down your chin and spilling it all over the place. Idiot
Gatorboy14 is really a good kid. I believe in him so much I have given him a prominent position on my staff as of this week. you might even say he's at the top of my staff at times. good kid, full of schitt and fake news, but can adjust to any position on my staff as needed. Carry on kid
well, I do suck and choke on the big ones in games nearly as much as gatorboy14 does at the most any rest areal along I95 between Jacksonville and Key West. well, thats what the lardassed Bellycheck says anyway.
Fake News from a Fake Fan. I can only believe by your username that you are 14 years old, thus the lack of humor, facts, or even an modicum of relevance. Go away boy, you make us all look bad and God knows we look bad enough as is without you dribbling dumbarse down your chin and spilling it all over the place. Idiot
I'd say whatever to whoever to keep my job. Truth is Kerby and Jeremy are breathing down my neck in the East and really, don't even get me started about Nick and Gus out West. I'm really worried this year, no schitt. It's not gonna be pretty
Typical Muschamp behavior, micro managing everyone and everything to keep his insecurities from literally eating him alive. I really enjoy watching him squirm, sweat like he has a bad case of H1N1 chicken flue, and especially when he screams like a third grader mid-tantrum. One only needs to compare and contrast his time and actions at Florida with his time and actions at Cooter U to see he lacks the talent to be a coach in the SEC. There are really a ton of reasons it Just Matters More In The SEC. Truth is, Muschamp isn't included in any of them.
Wow, good read. Honestly, I will likely be schitcanned by mid-season 2021. We all better keep an eye on the goings on in Knoxville. Mark my words
Well said coach. Any of us would have been lucky to have him on our team
It wasn't any of the 18-21 year olds that got Muschamp fired from here in Florida, it was just that he was a terrible coach, couldn't win the games he should have, and continually tried to lay the blame for his miserable failures on his staff. One only has to look at the staff changes in Columbia and his SEC record over the past few years to know this is truth. But hey, him being such a looser worked out pretty good for me. We should have one heck of a year at the swamp if we can just get past UT and coach Pruitt.
Boom. Feathers everywhere now. Well played coach Pruitt, well played indeed
Honestly, I worry more about Jeremy Pruitt and the Vols this year than I do about the Coots or the Leg Humppers. I fear we have saw our best shot at the SEC east last year. We are a team on the decline, or fan base is the schittiest in the south, nobody around here can take a joke anymore. This gang of snowflakes makes me literally LOL You deserve each othere
I worry more now about having my arse handed to me by Coach Pruitt and the Vols than I ever have worried about the Coots and the Leg Humppers.