Dan Mullen

I might go work for Saban, now that butch is gone somebody has to fetch coffee and polish cars

I did it on purpose just to pizz ignorant rednecks like you off Bite me

Bogle and a few others will follow me wherever I go. Why you ask? Casue I been paying his broke arsed mama's rent for the past two years, thats why. For now I think Ill go down and take Butch's place in Tuscaloosa, Nick needs his car washed and coffee fetched See ya Losers Dan

This one scares me, Tennessee is due for a big win. We are over confident with wins over Ky, Ak, and Vandy. I got a bad feeling about this one.

I could have curb stomped the Cats if I'd chosen to do so. I like Stoops, he never rubbed me the wrong way. Best of luck to Mark these next few games.

What stands out most?????? Muschamp and the Coots going 0 for 2 starting the season.

That Tennessee defense has spanked your Coots along with the last 7 teams they played. You need a towel, you are spewing dumbarse all over the place and its running down your chin like,,,,,,,well, you know. You continue to be blind to the fact that UT is your daddy. Has been. Is now. Will continue to be so. Yet you come in here year after year spewing your nonsense. Go away boy, you bother me

I'm gonna make an example of Muschamp and the entire Coot nation Saturday,,,,,,when the plucked chickens leave the swamp this weekend those lilly white uniforms will be covered in gator cleat-marks, chicken schitt, and tears. Wait and see

Spurrier is a sot. No kidding, its no secret to anyone paying attention. Actually the sauce is a big reason he washed out at South Carolina. You'd be a fool to think he was going to give away any of his prized Miller Lites or Travelers Choice. Most over rated coach in history.

Trask my big hairy arse. For the love of pigskins everywhere, it was Ole Miss we "rolled over". Really, Lane friggin Kiffen, the most over rated coach in SEC history gets a chamber of commerce award from where????? Texas. Jesus,,,,,steers and what else, I can't seem to remember? Its all well and good until the first week of December then we will be able to take the Texan chamber of commerce award and wipe our arses with it. Really Of every coach in the SEC East I fear Jeremy Pruitt the most. All this hype coming out of Florida is getting ready to be shoved right down our hummingbird arses. You can bet your single wide trailer on it Some nights I wake up in a cold sweat thinking of the impending beatdown. It's coming, I know it. I can feel it. It's not gonna be pretty. Mark my words, Tennessee is the spoiler this year. You heard it here first.

Bingo Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding.......... We have a winner best reply since butch left UT, fine job sir

The way I hear it is that Bobo is now running the show and Muschamp is just a figurehead. Apparently the Gamecock nation is too broke to buy Muschamp out so the next best thing is to let Bobo take over all behind the scene responsibilities and let Will continue to scream and sweat bullets on the sidelines for the fake news. The transition should be over before the LSU game in October.

I'd let Timmy go soft in my mouth given the chance. Really

@em6126 I couldn't agree more. Just so you know, Im stealing that last line.

I fear UT and Pruitt are going to ruin everything for the rest of the SEC east. No kidding.

you need your head examined.

King Negan, You sir are now, have been in the past, and no doubt will continue into the future being one of the biggest dumbarses to to ever squat and pizz between two high heels. Pruitt is eating barbed wire and schitting 20 penny nails in the SEC. You should take your head out of your arse and look up occasionally, things are obviously flying over your head. Think, then type. Say it with me,,,,,,THINK, THEN TYPE. Now wipe that dumbarse thats dribbling down your chin and think, then type.

I have nightmares about the arse-kicking coming my way the last Saturday in September this year. All of you lizzard lickers should be worried too. You think I'm kidding, at first I thought it was the virus what with the sweats and shakes, but its been going on ever since his put his foot in Indiana's butt at the Gator Bowl last year. It's like Nostradamus whispers in my ear.......

@ NashvilleGator Thanks for the kind words, but to be honest I am more worried about Coach Pruitt at UT than I am Richt 2.0 (spot on observation on your part by the way). I also liked your insight into the past several decades, specifically the part about the ebb and flow of NCAA teams, but the SEC in particular. Like I said, I'm way more worried about Pruitt at UT in the next few years as far as the east goes; more than Muschamp who is on his way out before Thanksgiving, and more than Richt 2.0 and the leghumpers too.

Fake News from a Fake Fan. I can only believe by your username that you are 14 years old, thus the lack of humor, facts, or even an modicum of relevance. Go away boy, you make us all look bad and God knows we look bad enough as is without you dribbling dumbarse down your chin and spilling it all over the place. Idiot

Gatorboy14 is really a good kid. I believe in him so much I have given him a prominent position on my staff as of this week. you might even say he's at the top of my staff at times. good kid, full of schitt and fake news, but can adjust to any position on my staff as needed. Carry on kid

well, I do suck and choke on the big ones in games nearly as much as gatorboy14 does at the most any rest areal along I95 between Jacksonville and Key West. well, thats what the lardassed Bellycheck says anyway.

Fake News from a Fake Fan. I can only believe by your username that you are 14 years old, thus the lack of humor, facts, or even an modicum of relevance. Go away boy, you make us all look bad and God knows we look bad enough as is without you dribbling dumbarse down your chin and spilling it all over the place. Idiot

I'd say whatever to whoever to keep my job. Truth is Kerby and Jeremy are breathing down my neck in the East and really, don't even get me started about Nick and Gus out West. I'm really worried this year, no schitt. It's not gonna be pretty

Typical Muschamp behavior, micro managing everyone and everything to keep his insecurities from literally eating him alive. I really enjoy watching him squirm, sweat like he has a bad case of H1N1 chicken flue, and especially when he screams like a third grader mid-tantrum. One only needs to compare and contrast his time and actions at Florida with his time and actions at Cooter U to see he lacks the talent to be a coach in the SEC. There are really a ton of reasons it Just Matters More In The SEC. Truth is, Muschamp isn't included in any of them.

Every Position is Open....... Especially mine after this year

I couldn't agree more.

Bite Me

Wow, good read. Honestly, I will likely be schitcanned by mid-season 2021. We all better keep an eye on the goings on in Knoxville. Mark my words

Well said coach. Any of us would have been lucky to have him on our team