HottDawg

He’s not a Coke head, he just likes the way that it smells and don’t act like you never did any booger sugar before.

Come on 2008, according to Gwhite, they won the second half and that has to count for something right?

Dude, are you gonna clean off your mom’s toilet seat or not?

We all know the only thing you pissed on yesterday was the toilet seat at your mom’s house and the little bit of dribble in your tighty whitey’s.

Imagine saying your team won the second half of a game that they got destroyed in. You hate to see it.

I think she yelled “Go Dawgs” when she ran by him.

We’ll be fine as long as Stetson stays healthy. There hasn’t been a better quarterback in college football in the last 50 years. With him we go all the way again, without him we’re 7-5.

Shannon Sharpe looks like a burnt hot dog and a water buffalo had a baby.

He’s not the starting Quarterback yet, he has to earn it before the season starts. Kirby has to play the best quarterback and Stetson might not be the best quarterback in the spring.

Holy $hit G fan is that a boner! Ha! Look everybody! G fan has a boner for Stetson!!!

We’ll said, I agree 100%. Be careful though because the Stetson fan club brigade is on the way to tell you that you suck and that you’re not a real fan because you don’t worship the ground that he walks on. You better say he’s the best quarterback to ever play college football and that we can win 76 national championships with him. They’re coming for you, good luck!

Don’t be a crybaby cuck

I for one am extremely excited about Shia LeBouf coming back to UGA, he’s been my favorite actor for years and now he’s also my all time favorite Georgia quarterback. After watching him flailing around in the championship game for 3 1/2 quarters I knew we had Alabama right where we wanted em! The Ol’ Peanut Butter Falcon oakie doke!!

Spencer Rattler looks like a half eaten Butterfinger

I was joking man! I think Stetson is hot garbage. Spencer is a huge get for your Cocks and should make an instant impact. I think Beamer will be a really good coach for you guys as well.

Stetson was amazing in the SEC championship game. That loss was squarely on the Defense. Stetson may only be 5’4” but he has the heart of a lion and the arm of a giant! Doubt all you want, you’ll see soon enough.

What!?! Are you serious? Stetson Bennett is the best QB in the Country! Dang dude, watch a football game sometime. Geez!

He’s no Stetson Bennett, but a great pickup for the Gamecocks!

He’s a Florida fan so maybe a gay bar fight or three.

Man, Florida sucks

Danny Kanell needs to explain why he looks like Donald Sutherland with AIDS

Everyone hates OSU except for OSU. 87% of the country wants to watch OSU get pole waxed. Roll Tide!

Wow, 3 straight L’s, you hate to see it.

I have a friend in the Tennessee AD and he said that french fries are good with salt and that water is wet. He also says that the earth is flat and that we never landed on the moon. So basically he's the smartest guy in Tennessee.

Nickie is not going anywhere. He will come back next year with a vengeance and make Clemson his special little project. Clemson is going to catch one next year because nobody Nick Saban's Nick Saban and gets away with it.

Clemson looked scary good tonight. That was a tough loss and I was actually pulling for Bama! Trevor Lawrence looks like Barry Manilow but plays like Peyton Manning, that kid is the real deal.

I'm not going to lie, that was a good one Xx!

Settle down man, I was just giving you a hard time! We never see you guys get beaten like this and it probably won't happen again for a long time so I had to get my jabs in while I can. You guys had a hell of a season and just so you know my dad doesn't work on the garbage truck, he drives the garbage truck so show a little respect broham!

Speaking of sisters, you better get to bed big guy, she's not going to wait up all night!

Blitzer, your mom just called....she said... It's great to be a Georgia Bulldog... she said it's great to be a Georgia Bulldog!!!