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Cocky ass Georgia thought the same thing this past season, just like they did the season before that, right ?? How did that work out for Georgia ?? Yep, Georgia got 2 beat downs put on that a$$ !!! I mean you do realize that LSU has been right there with those top 5 ranked recruiting classes too, just like Georgia & Alabama!! They beat the piss out of Georgia playing with 2 star players playing in key positions. So now all of a sudden why do you think that LSU wouldn’t beat the piss out of Georgia again ?? I mean that’s not Florida or South Carolina that you’re talking about. LOL !!! They impressed Kirby enough to copy what they did with their offense, now didn’t they ???
The actual truth is Derrick Henry isn’t even 1 of the top 10 best RB’s that’s ever played in the SEC. Hell, he’s probably not even in the top 20, but you jackasses are gonna try to talk like he’s on Herschel Walker or Bo Jackson’s level. Derrick Henry isn’t even on Darren McFadden or Kevin Faulk’s level, much less Herschel Walker or Bo Jackson’s.
The single best defensive performance that Nick Saban has ever had against an elite up tempo spread offense was when he ran crying to the NCAA trying to get them to outlaw them by claiming that they were dangerous to the players. LOL !!! Like I’ve said, I seriously doubt that it was just a coincidence that also happens to be the very same offensive system that Saban is absolutely clueless about knowing how to stop one. Utah, Oklahoma twice, Ohio St., Ole Miss under Hugh Freeze, Texas A&M with Johnny Manziel, Clemson, Auburn under Gus Malzahn & now LSU. Now tell me what does all of those teams have in common with each other ?? That’s right, they’ve all had success against Alabama because of their elite up tempo spread offense. The 2011 LSU team was the last team to beat Nick Saban & his Alabama team without using an up tempo spread offense. How many points did Oklahoma score on Alabama in their 2018 CFP semifinal game against each other ?? What about Clemson in the 2018 CFP mythical FBS football championship game ? Followed by the 2019 regular season games against LSU & Auburn ?? That’s right, everyone of them lit Alabama’s ass up on the scoreboard. Alabama was able to outscore Oklahoma to win the game, but they weren’t as fortunate in the games against Clemson, LSU & Auburn. Just out of curiosity, could you remind me as to how many times Nick Saban got Chip Kelly to come to Tuscaloosa to try to help him understand the RPO up tempo spread offensive system better, just simply to where he could hopefully learn how to defend against them better than what he was doing against them ?? I mean if he wasn’t struggling his ass off against them, well than the chances are he wouldn’t have been begging Chip Kelly for help to learn how to defend against them better than what he was doing against them, right ??
Oh & since Saban left LSU, LSU has been awarded a mythical FBS football national championship by at least one major awarding service in 3 different seasons. 2007, 2011 & 2019. Numerous different awarding services recognized LSU as their mythical FBS football national champions for the 2011 season over Alabama. LSU doesn’t claim it, but they have every right to claim it if they ever choose too. Between the 2005 & 2014 seasons LSU set the SEC all-time record for the most wins over a single 10 year time period, which was just recently eclipsed by only a few games by Alabama. LSU is the SEC’s most winningest football program over the last 20 years. LSU is the only SEC football program that’s won at least 100 games or more a decade, in each decade over the last 20 years. Over the last 20 consecutive seasons, LSU has only loss 3 regular season games against non-conference opponents, that’s by far the best record in all of FBS football in such games. Between the 2001 & 2017 seasons, LSU set the NCAA all-time record for the most consecutive home game wins against non-conference opponents. Between the 2002 & 2016 seasons, LSU set the NCAA all-time record for the most consecutive regular season wins against non-conference opponents, regardless of the site of the game. LSU has the 3rd longest active consecutive season bowl game appearances streak in the country. Since the 2000 season, up until right now. LSU has the 4th highest winning percentage in all of major college football. With only Ohio St., Oklahoma & Boise St. having a higher winning percentage than what LSU does over that time span. LSU has a combined 3-0 win/loss record against both Ohio St. & Oklahoma during that same time period, while not having played Boise St. LSU is the only Power 5 FBS football program that’s won at least 8 or more games every season for the last 20 consecutive years. Over the last 20 years LSU has routinely ranked in the top 3 in the country in the number of former players being on an NFL roster each season, while being ranked #1 in that stat for several of those years. At one point LSU had the most former DB’s, DL’s, WR’s & RB’s on NFL rosters at the same time. LSU is widely recognized by numerous different sports media outlets as being 1 of the top 3 best FBS football programs over the last 20 years. LSU played in all 3 of the top 3 games in the history of major college football that had the most players to play in that got drafted by the NFL. #1. 2011 regular season LSU & Alabama game. #2. 2011 LSU & Alabama BCS mythical FBS football championship game. #3. 2007 LSU & Florida game. Since the 2017 season, LSU has the best win/loss record in the country against top 10 ranked teams, 11-1. LSU has the all-time highest winning percentage in BCS bowl games, during the BCS era, 1998 season up until the 2013 season. LSU was the very first football program to be awarded 2 BCS mythical FBS football national championships. LSU has played & beat more ranked teams than what any other program in the country has since the 2000 season. In the 2015 season, LSU snapped Wisconsin’s 32 consecutive regular season game winning streak against non-conference opponents. In the 2018 season, LSU snapped UCF’s 25 game winning streak. In the 2019 season, LSU snapped Alabama’s 31 consecutive home game winning streak, alone with snapping Clemson’s 29 consecutive game winning streak. Going by the exact same awarding services that the University of Alabama has used to claim mythical FBS football national championship seasons for their school. Well than LSU has the rightful claim to 11 different mythical FBS football national championship seasons for their school. 1908, 1935, 1936, 1958, 1959, 1962, 1969, 2003, 2007, 2011 & 2019 The 1908 mythical college football national championship that was awarded to LSU by the National Championship Foundation was the very 1st time that a southern football playing school was awarded a mythical college football national championship. LSU is 1 of only 12 FBS football programs that have 800 or more all-time wins. LSU has 1 of the top 12 highest winning percentages in the history of FBS football. LSU ranks top 10 all-time in the number of bowl games that each FBS football program has played in. By the numbers compiled by the College Football Data Warehouse, LSU ranks as 1 of the top 10 greatest programs in the history of college football. Number of both claimed & unclaimed mythical FBS football national championships since the 2000 season up until right now. 1. Alabama - 5 2009, 2011, 2012, 2015 & 2017 2. LSU - 4 2003, 2007, 2011 & 2019. 3. Florida, Ohio St., Florida St., Clemson & USC - 2 7. Auburn, Texas, Oklahoma & Miami - 1 In 2 of Alabama’s 5 claimed mythical FBS football national championship seasons since the 2000 season, 2011 & 2017. Alabama didn’t even win their own division of the SEC, much less actually win their conference in those 2 seasons. LSU has accomplished all of that, while never spending a single day one on major NCAA probation.
By the numbers, no Nick Saban Coached team was statistically better than LSU’s 2019 team. Nick Saban only has 1 undefeated team since he’s been at Alabama. Nick Saban doesn’t know how to stop an elite up tempo spread offense, and teams have caught on to it.
By the numbers, no Nick Saban Coached team was statistically better than LSU’s 2019 team. Nick Saban only has 1 undefeated team since he’s been at Alabama.
Do you know what LSU & Alabama’s win/loss record over the last 20 regular season games against each other is ?? LOL !!! It’s 10-10 against each other.
They haven’t been there before ?? Just how little do you know. 1908, 1935, 1936, 1958, 1959, 1962, 1967, 2003, 2007, 2011 & 2019. Do you know what those numbers mean ? I’m gonna say no, therefore I’ll tell you. That’s of the years that at least one major awarding service of the time recognized LSU as their mythical FBS football national champions. The NCAA doesn’t award or recognize an NCAA national champion in college football at the FBS level. Numerous different outside sports media sources award & recognize their own individual mythical FBS football national championship each season. Those 11 mythical FBS football national championship seasons that LSU could claim, are all based off of the very same exact awarding services that Alabama has used to come up with the claim of 17 mythical FBS football championship seasons, with every single one of them being more legit than Alabama’s claim of 1941. Alabama’s claim of 1941 is considered as being the single most laughable claim of a mythical FBS football national championship season by a school in the entire history of the sport. Oh & btw, that one from 1908 was the very first time that a southern football playing school was ever awarded a mythical national championship in college football, The National Championship Foundation was the awarding service that recognized LSU as their mythical college football national champions for the 1908 season. Number of awarded mythical FBS football national championships awarded to schools over the last 20 years, both claimed & unclaimed. Alabama - 5 2009, 2011, 2012, 2015 & 2017 LSU - 4 2003, 2007, 2011 & 2019 No other school has more than 2 mythical FBS football national championships over the last 20 years. LSU was the very first school to be awarded 2 BCS mythical FBS football national championships. LSU has even won more games over the last 20 years than what Alabama has, alone with having the overall 4th highest winning percentage in FBS football since the 2000 season. That’s right, higher than Alabama’s, higher than the 4 or 5 year flash in the pan Clemson and everybody else not named Ohio St., Oklahoma & Boise St. They also just happen to be tied with Alabama at 10-10 over the last 20 regular season games against each other. Now let’s move on to another set of numbers. 44 vs 10 Do you have any idea what those numbers mean ?? Again, I’m say that you don’t. Well since a so-called national championship in college football at the FBS level is only a sports media based mythical championship, that’s the real number of NCAA awarded & recognized NCAA national championships that LSU & Alabama have to their credit. Now I don’t think that I even need to you as for as what number goes with what school, now do I ?? LOL !!! But I’m gonna do it anyway. Yes, LSU is the SEC’s all-time leader with 44 NCAA awarded & recognized national championships. Alabama on the other hand is marred in an 8th place tie in the SEC with Kentucky, as both schools only have 10 NCAA awarded & recognized NCAA national championships across all sports for the entire history of their schools. Yet you claim that LSU has never been there before LOL !!!, right ?? The actual truth is the fact that if LSU were to quit playing sports altogether starting today, and going by the rate that Alabama wins real NCAA awarded & recognized NCAA national championships. Well than it should only take Alabama somewheres around 250 to 300 years to match LSU’s total number of real NCAA awarded & recognized national championships. LOL !!! I bet Alabama wishes that they could never be there like that, right ??? The ole saying of dumb as a box of rocks is even to good to bestow upon you !!!!
It worked out to Alabama having to put 8 and sometimes even 9 in the box to stop him, but guess what ??? Alabama won’t be so lucky by only having to defend the middle of the field between the hashmarks anymore. Nope, Alabama is gonna have to defend the whole field now. Yep, Alabama is gonna have to take those little extra heavy DL & LB’s, but a step or two slower players because of it, have to go out there and play 1 on 1 in space against some of the very best skill position players in the country. This isn’t a good matchup for Alabama’s defense. LSU with the way their defense is built makes for a lot harder matchup for a team like Clemson.
C’mon now, let’s don't get carried away with it. That game honestly could’ve very easily been real bad for Auburn. That 3 point difference in the score wasn’t a true indication of the game. Auburn got doubled up on yardage, with the bulk of Auburn’s entire offensive output in the game came on just 2 plays in the game. LSU bypassed 2 chip shot FG’s, in favor of going for it on 4th down, they missed an extra point. LSU had a turnover at the goal line going in for a TD. Auburn’s first FG drive was aided 3 different times by LSU defensive penalties on 3rd downs that Auburn didn’t convert. LSU dropped several INT’s that were in their hands. LSU had one WR knock a sure TD pass away from another LSU WR. Burrow missed on 2 more passes that would’ve been TD’s on inside slants. Auburn was lucky as hell that they didn’t get 50 or 60 hung on them in that game. Outside of the late 4th quarter TD drive Auburn had, they got completely shut down by LSU’s defense in the 2nd half. That was by far the worst game that LSU has played this season. It was raining off & on, the field was in bad shape because of all of the rain the field had on for a couple of days straight leading up to the game. LSU had penalty after penalty in the game to the tone of 115 yards, yet even with all of that. LSU still put over 500 yards of offense on a top 10 ranked Auburn team. Burrow was 32 of 42, 320 something yards, 1 TD & 1 INT. Burrow also had 40 something yards rushing & 1 rushing TD. LSU left a lot of points out on the field in that game, and I mean a lot. That game could’ve been real ugly for Auburn, real quick. In my opinion, LSU was never in danger of losing that game.
People don’t act like a bunch of dumbasses. Everybody and their brother knew that LSU was gonna move to #1 if they beat Auburn. I mean all of the AP voters were saying all week that if LSU beat Auburn they were gonna move LSU to #1 regardless of what any other top 5 ranked team did this week, their resume justified the move. I also know for fact that 99% of LSU fans didn’t won’t to be ranked ahead of Alabama going into the Nov. 9th game between the 2 teams. Simply because they didn’t won’t the #1 ranking gave to them, they wanted to take the #1 ranking from Alabama on the field Nov. 9th.
Every single one of y’all are wrong. It doesn’t have to be a helmet to helmet hit for it to be targeting. “ANY FORCIBLE CONTACT TO THE HEAD & NECK AREA OF A DEFENSELESS PLAYER IS DEFINED AS TARGETING”. Naturally, leading with the crown of your helmet or launching yourself are the easy ones to pick out, but like I’ve said, those aren’t the only one’s that’s considered by rule as being targeting. Regardless of what the ex- official said during the game, that was 100 % targeting on Joe Burrow. Burrow’s arms were pinned to his side by the initial defensive player, which in turn left Burrow’s upper body total unprotected, without him having a means to protect his upperbody. The 2nd Auburn defensive player came in and clearly initiated contact to the head & neck area of a defenseless Joe Burrow. Although the initial contact was with his shoulder, it was still to the head & neck area of a defenseless player. Per NCAA rule, that was in fact forcible contact to the head & neck area of a defenseless player, and should’ve been called as such. This is a very misinterpreted rule by all parties that’s in serious need of major language changes to help simplify & clarify as to just exactly what truly is or isn’t targeting. Simply because per NCAA rule, that hit was in fact targeting and should’ve been called. To many people are lost to the fact that it can be any part of a player’s body to the head & neck area of a defenseless player, the leading with the crown of your head and or launching yourself to the head & neck area of a player part holds true whether it is or isn’t a defenseless player or not.
Actually the road team has had the advantage in the LSU & Alabama rivalry over the last 40 years or so. LSU’s offense will also be by far the best offense that Alabama has played against as well. It’s no secret, it’s been said for several years now that Alabama’s worst nightmare is LSU with an up tempo spread offense.
A lot of the LSU defensive backups didn’t even play in that game. LOL !!! LSU literally having WR’s playing DB in that game doesn’t fall in line with most of them being former starters. LOL !!! ZERO WR’s played DB for LSU in any game last year outside of the UCF game. UCF was given some garbage time game shortening late 4th quarter points in that game by LSU. LSU played a soft zone in the majority of the 4th quarter to make UCF burn the clock, hence shortening a game that they were in total control of. Those garbage time points made the score look better than what the actual game remotely was. UCF was totally man handled by LSU in that game, go look at the stats for that game. That game honestly looked like a group of 5 team against an elite power 5 team. UCF was completely doubled up in yardage in that game and that was including the late game garbage yardage that LSU gave UCF, alone with having WR’s playing DB. Oh & btw, Florida’s AD isn’t allowed to partake in any conversation that involves the University of Florida when it comes to the selection committee.
This article is filled with about as many inaccuracies as this comment section is. One being the fact that LSU & Herman discussed a number that was more than what he got from Texas. LSU broke off the negotiations with both Fisher & Herman, it wasn’t the other way around. LSU talked to Fisher about a $6.8 million dollars a year contract. Fisher wanted it for 10 years, LSU said no. Fisher countered with a $6.4 million dollars a year contract for 10 years, LSU again said no. LSU then told Jimmy Sexton & Fisher that they weren’t gonna give him a 10 year contract for any amount of money. LSU then thanked Sexton & Fisher for their time and informed them that they were gonna move on to another candidate. Tom Herman and LSU had a handshake verbal agreement for $6.8 million dollars a year for 5 years. Texas fired Charlie Strong the next day, Herman informs LSU that he would like to hear what Texas had to say before he signed anything. LSU inform Herman right then & there that they’ve decided to go in a different direction and thanked him for his time. Within the next day or so, LSU announced Ed Orgeron as their new head football coach. Ed Orgeron was Joe Alleva’s #1 choice throughout the entire process, alone with being the only one of the three that LSU actually laid a sign-able contract down in front of. All of this LSU being here, there & yonder as a program is crazy talk. For example, LSU is the winningest SEC football program over the last 20 years, not Alabama, Georgia or Florida. LSU has the 4th highest winning percentage in all of college football over the last 20 years., no other SEC member school ranks ahead of them in that stat. LSU is the single only FBS football program in the entire country that has won at least 8 games or more every single season for 20 consecutive seasons, not Alabama, Ohio St., Oklahoma, Florida, Georgia, come here lately Clemson, Notre Dame, USC, Florida St., Auburn, Oregon, Texas, Nebraska, Penn St., Miami, Boise St., the 2017 national champions UCF ( Alabama jab ), Virginia Tech or any other school in the entire country that plays major college football. The Alabama record that people like to talk about, well about half of those Alabama games since 2011 LSU honestly should’ve won. Several of those games had to be decided in overtime, alone with LSU totally out playing Alabama in the 2012, 2014 & 2017 games ( the score of the 2017 games wasn’t a true assessment of how that game actually played out ) . In the 2017 game on 6 different occasions LSU had a WR that was 10 plus yards behind the entire Alabama defense., their QB missed on all 6 of those pass attempts. Just a couple of years before Alabama got on this win streak against LSU, well LSU took something like 7 of 8 or 8 of 9 from Alabama. Over the past 20 years or so, the LSU & Alabama series is pretty much split down the middle in wins for each other. Not on Clemson’s level ?? Well the actual truth is out of all of the SEC teams, LSU is Clemson’s worst nightmare. LSU doesn’t lose to spread offensive system using teams. LSU’s defense is probably the fastest in the entire country from sideline to sideline. That’s what makes them so good against the spread offense. Alabama’s defense isn’t built for that, their strength is up the middle.
This list is nothing more than a guess too, right ?? The proof is in the pudding as they say. LSU didn’t start calling theirselves DBU, it was NFL . Com that did. LSU had 14 DB’s in the NFL with 10 of them being starters. Nobody else was even close to that number, so shut the hell up and worry about beating Kentucky before worrying about anything else.
Ruston has produced a ton of major college football players throughout the years. Rutgers would probably be better served to just drop the lawsuit against Ruston on the condition that the Ruston football team has to play all of Rutgers football games for them each season. That alone would increase Rutgers win total each season by a couple of games or so. Hell, Ruston has probably produced more NFL players than what Rutgers has. LOL!!!! The sad part about that is the fact there might actually be a little bit of validity to that statement. LOL!!!!
The man was complimenting Starr, yet instead another dumba$$ Alabama fan has to be an a$$hole. Typical Alabama football fan logic at its finest right there. SMH!!!!
Yep, because it was former LSU great Jimmy Taylor that was the Lynchpin that held Lombardi’s packer’s together. Is that good enough research for you ABryant1960 ?
Oh and that Florida St. should’ve had 2 consecutive seasons without playing in a bowl game as well.
Why ?? Didn’t Jimbo Fisher have to reschedule a cancelled game against the University of Louisiana Monroe during his last season at Florida St. just to get to 6 wins to be able to play in a bowl game ? What’s even worse is the fact that even with 6 wins that season Florida St. still actually wasn’t bowl eligible for that season because of their schedule, their schedule that season dictated that they were suppose to have 7 wins to be bowl eligible for Jimbo Fisher’s last season at Florida St. The NCAA didn’t catch their mistake until it was to late to correct it. Therefore meaning that Florida St’s. decline certainly started under Jimbo Fisher.
Orgeron will also clean up in the state of Louisiana as well when it’s said and done for the 2020 recruiting cycle, watch and see.
LOL!!!! Son you got to have players to win with, that’s something that he didn’t have at Ole Miss when he took that program over. Little known fact, the Ole Miss program was in such bad shape when he took over the program that the Ole Miss president & AD both admitted that Orgeron wasn’t given the tools to be successful as a head coach when he was at Ole Miss. Orgeron told Ole Miss that he had a talent depleted roster and was only given a 1/4 of the money to recruit with that LSU & Florida ( who was the SEC’s flag bearers in football at that time ) was given each season. Yet even still Orgeron did an excellent job in recruiting, even finishing with a top 10 ranked recruiting class during his last recruiting cycle as Ole Miss’s head coach, which was evident by Houston Nutt’s early success at Ole Miss with all Ed Orgeron recruited players. As a I recall, Ed Orgeron is 2-0 against MSU as LSU’s permanent head football coach.
Dado isn’t leaving Clemson. Sometimes it’s more important to a person what they have built on their own than what was already there before them. Jeremy Pruitt Is a head scratcher though, let’s be honest about him, he’s honestly yet to prove anything as a head coach. I’ll always have that Image in my mind of so-called defensive wizard Jeremy Pruitt getting his ass handed to him on national television when he was the defensive coordinator at defending 6-A Alabama state champions Hoover High School by a 2-A coach for a team from southeast Louisiana, that guy coaches circles around Jeremy Pruitt and from what I’ve seen he still would. Florida, LSU, Georgia & Texas A&M or all improving at a pretty good clip, things are fixing to get a lot harder for Alabama in the SEC, especially with LSU & Florida going to more of a RPO style offense, which has been Nick Saban’s Kryptonite. Many coaches have ties to SEC schools and understand the landscape that doesn’t currently coach in the SEC. Nick Saban is great at building a deeply talented roster and winning games with it, but he’s not the greatest coach ever. Like I’ve said, the best defensive game plan Saban has ever came up with against an elite up tempo spread offensive RPO offense was when he ran crying to the NCAA trying to get them to outlaw those type of offenses by claiming they were dangerous to the players, wonder if that had anything to do with him still not being able to figure out how to stop them??? Makes you wonder, now doesn’t it ??? I mean just look at the Clemson game, Saban made exactly 0 adjustments defensively in that game, ZERO!!! He was totally clueless in how to stop Clemson. Yet teams such as Texas A&M, who actually should’ve beat Clemson and Syracuse was able to figure it out. I mean what about that great fake punt attempt Saban put on in that game ??? All of those #1 ranked recruiting classes and still get your add whipped like that, right ?? Saban wins by out talenting the other team, not by our coaching them. That’s why he never sits a player that starts or plays meaningful minutes in a game regardless of what they’ve done wrong when having to play against a good team. He will do it against a scrub team, but not against a good one. A truly great coach can scheme their way to wins x’s & o’s wise over more talented teams, that’s not Nick Saban. I mean he was 34-24-1 at Michigan St. while only having one season with less than 5 losses, yet Steve Spurrier for example won the ACC at Duke by out scheming more talented teams with his fun & gun offense. I mean what’s Saban’s claim to fame ??? What has he done that’s actually changed the way the game is played out on the field outside of just having better players than what everybody else does that’s using the same exact generic run of the mill schemes that Saban uses that were devolved by many different coaches before he ever came alone ???? Saban was involved with an Academic scandal at LSU & now players being paid at Alabama, which most people already knew anyway. Does that say great coach or a coach that knows that his success revolves around having to out talent the other teams that he plays against ???
Oh and something else that most don’t know about. That very same jackass finished 21,400 and something in the Chicago Marathon and had his shoes bronze plated, then posted it on Twitter bragging about it.
He’s just a person that doesn’t know just exactly how that works. The Gymnastics team put that up to thank everyone and to list their accomplishment on the season. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with doing that. What numbnuts is thinking about is the ole everybody gets a trophy mentality, when others tell you that it’s ok to come up short on your ultimate goal of winning something. Two totally different things in this case.
I mean let’s be honest about it, the coaches that LSU “ SUPPOSEDLY “ was trying to hire over Ed Orgeron, Jimbo Fisher & Tom Herman. Well during Ed Orgeron’s 2 seasons as LSU’s head football coach he’s finished both of those seasons with a better win/loss record and ranked higher nationally than both of those coaches in each season, with Fisher having to be given a gift by a very bad SEC officiating crew to beat Ed Orgeron head to head in a 7 overtime game. Texas A&M honestly loss that game 4 different times, only to be bailed out by piss poor officiating.