Joejort

Never met a Jort I wouldn't wear!

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It's getting bad if they are trotting out Spurrier. This is damage control in high gear. Our program has been headed the wrong direction for a long while and it looks like it's going to get much worse before it gets any better.
It doesn't look like we are going to cover. We and Alabama are not as good as we thought.
Agreed. I don't know how you coach the opposing team's kicker to miss an extra point. Shows how much the Dodd Trophy and it's caretakers are worth.
I hate to admit it, but it's true that Heupel is a better coach than Mullen. Our stadium is small for SEC standards and it's not very loud due to 2 big gaps in the corners letting the noise escape. Traditionally, when it rains we do better against the Vols. Let's hope we can get some rain and I think we can pull a win out.
But Mullen looks horrible in a pair of jorts so....
Our coach is looking him in the eye and Saban is staring off into space like he's lost trying to think of the next word that fits the sentence. The mussed up hair is another manifestation of his lack of awareness. The cave in the top of his head is just the imprint of a headset on a head with not enough hair.
^^^^Spilled maple syrup on his button or is very very mad.
1980 called. They want their mullet back.
If we all pack Griffin in our fan official uniform jorts, we just might be the difference in winning and losing. Small or large, too big or busting the seems, all jorts matter. Let's do it guys.
I gotta say 'ole steve looks worse and worse in a pair of good jorts.
If Alabama beats us, I'll wear jorts all week! Who am I kidding? I wear jorts all the time anyway hee hee. So do all my friends!
Tie? Should have chose jorts. What was Tebow thinking? He gave up a chance to showcase our Official uniform across all sports.
Richardson doesn't speak english, but he looks good in a pair of jorts.
I feel we should utilize jorts in our uniform. Pantyhose could hold up the thigh pads. Mmmm thigh pads.
I don't know, steve looks old, done and tired and he looks terrible in a pair of jorts. Seems like he is desperate to stay relevant.
Sounds like karma is catching up to Urban Liar. They say he has 6 years before his lies catch up to him and he's forced to move on. Will he make it to 6 at Jacksonville? I'm doubting it and he looks terrible in a pair of jorts.
Rumor around Gainesville is he doesn't like the way he looks in jorts so...
Changing your jorts everyday helps with covid.
I speak for all Florida fans when I say we all knew we aren't a top 5 team. Now everyone else knows too.
We haven't played anyone deserving of a 3:30 time slot. I know jorts are chilly at night but we have to play someone to earn that daytime slot. Not your jort slot - i mean the tv slot. We need to hope LSU maintains some type of hype or we could lose next weeks 3:30 slot.
We don't want any of that. If we were to lose, people would laugh at us harder than they are at LSU.
This doesn't sound good. When you switch things up that is a sign that things weren't working, but instead of getting rid of the problem, we just shuffled them around. I hope this works better than it sounds.
It's a shame that we are so deranged and diluted that some of us actually believe we match up to other stadiums. How many times have other team's fans urinated on our gator out front? We almost burned it to the ground just a few days ago. Ben Hill Griffin just doesn't match up. I wish it did. But it doesn't.