Why did we hire a radio announcer that doesn't understand how to use English?

We Gators aren't known for remembering. We forgot "off-field issues" doesn't have to mean murder and got really mad at Griese. We usually forget things we hate to remember like Steve Spurrier losing his last Florida college regular season game. ...like Steve Spurrier losing his last Florida college regular season game in the Swamp. ...like Steve Spurrier losing his last Florida college regular season game in the Swamp to Tennessee. ...like Steve Spurrier losing his last Florida college regular season game in the Swamp to Tennessee coached by Fulmer. ...like Steve Spurrier losing his last Florida college regular season game in the Swamp to Tennessee coached by Fumler to destroy our season. An orange hurricane destroyed our season and ripped my shorts. Please forgive us for forgetting 9/11.

I for one will use this game as a chance to get summer's last sun on my legs.

Neil Blackmon may not be your run-of-the-mill metrosexual, but he still looks good in a tight pair of jorts i bet.

I was there in one of my especially high cut bottoms and I'll tell you what, Franks is the real deal! He's a Jawja killer!

He'll look good in a pair of jorts I think.

Somebody stankin'

I'll bet the one's i'm wearin' they will be fine and back in no time!

The word on West University Avenue is hitting the showers would be a good thing too. Tired of hitting each other and tired of personal hygiene isn't the same. Your significant others, whether female or male are complaining.

Sister Hazel? I'll be there in my best pair.