Joejort

Never met a Jort I wouldn't wear!

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Rumor around Gainesville is he doesn't like the way he looks in jorts so...
Changing your jorts everyday helps with covid.
I speak for all Florida fans when I say we all knew we aren't a top 5 team. Now everyone else knows too.
We haven't played anyone deserving of a 3:30 time slot. I know jorts are chilly at night but we have to play someone to earn that daytime slot. Not your jort slot - i mean the tv slot. We need to hope LSU maintains some type of hype or we could lose next weeks 3:30 slot.
We don't want any of that. If we were to lose, people would laugh at us harder than they are at LSU.
This doesn't sound good. When you switch things up that is a sign that things weren't working, but instead of getting rid of the problem, we just shuffled them around. I hope this works better than it sounds.
It's a shame that we are so deranged and diluted that some of us actually believe we match up to other stadiums. How many times have other team's fans urinated on our gator out front? We almost burned it to the ground just a few days ago. Ben Hill Griffin just doesn't match up. I wish it did. But it doesn't.
Our stadium has 4 large gaps in it's walls allowing sound to escape. Compound that with the fact we are 30% smaller than some schools in our conference. Anyone who has been to other stadiums can hear the undeniable difference. You don't even need a decibel meter to notice the difference. We are lucky that the SEC is allowing artificial noise this year against their own rules so programs like us can compete. We will be one of the programs to watch in the coming years trying to cheat and continue to use artificial noise to match up with our peers.
We've never been as big and as loud as other venues. I'm glad we can use artificial noise now even though it's against SEC rules. This way we can match up with the better programs and venues.
Ethan White got some criticism during the off season over his personal appearance in jorts. That is the reason for his weight loss and we are very pleased with his progress.
We obviously don't belong at #4. Connor hit his head and woke up in the '90s.
"He performed blowing a whistle with a mask on for reporters to show how it’s done." I'm afraid later this year he will perform blowing a lead against Georgia with a mask on for reporters to show how it's done.
This kid is obviously cool and normal. He won't be a problem player or embarrass us in anyway.
If we lose to LSU and Geogia again this year, it could apply downward pressure on our program and we may slip back down to our historical baseline where we could find equilibrium for a long time. Many of our fans are young and new and don't realize exactly where we belong historically in the large scheme of things. Here's hoping that doesn't happen. Go Gatahs!
Our team doesn't sound or feel very solid about playing this year. Both players and coaches are waffling. Not a good sign. I wouldn't be surprised of we lose to LSU and Georgia again this year. Go Gatahs!
So the rumor he was at the mall trying on the latest trendy jorts was true. I'm very glad his effeminate side is limited to jorts rather than being scared to play football.
The facts aren't in, but no one can construe this as positive. If in fact, they won't play this season by their own choice or if they are kicked off for jort violations, (we lead the nation)then things aren't looking good for us. Our season looks like it might implode even before it gets started. Things are starting to look bad and I’m not sure if we can beat Georgia or LSU this again this year. Historically we have been a mediocre program. We could be headed back down to our historical baseline.
I heard a rumor they were in the dressing room at the mall trying on the latest trendy jorts.
A kid who does something because someone told him he wouldn't? Sounds like a quality recruit we have coming in. He's very mature. Could help us perpetuate our reputation for being U of F - University of Felons.
Man, the bad news just keeps rolling in. We just keep getting hit with shot after shot. If this keeps up we will need the cheerleaders to play. Our season looks like it might implode even before it gets started. Things are starting to look bad and I’m not sure if we can beat Georgia or LSU this again this year. Historically we have been a mediocre program. Are we headed back down to our historical baseline?
Our season looks like it might implode even before it gets started. Things are starting to look bad and I'm not sure if we can beat Georgia or LSU this again this year. Historically we have been a mediocre program. Are we headed back down to our historical baseline?
Tim Tebow is an icon and a National Treasure. Rather than the jersey with the red dye on it, I would like the "Teary Jersey" - the one with all the tears on it. Either that or the pants. Whoo hoo!
Why is he wearing a cheer leading outfit? I bet he will look even better in a pair of jorts. Anyway, I approve of this recruit. He's very arrogant telling everyone to get off his tip. He has the ability to wind up on one of our city's police blotters. We could add to our long list of felons. U of F University of Felons. Go felons!
LONG snapper? He has a tight end too? Whew! I can't wait to see him in a pair of tight jorts! I was hoping for more than 3*, but beggars can't be choosers right?