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BuT wE GoT mOrE 5 starS thAn CockS & TuRds CombInEd HoW cAn ThIs bE?

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TurDs LoOse WitH oR WitHouT hOmE fIeLd, nO advANtaGe fOr LizaRd LickErs.

CraCkHeadS I aM FiRsT.

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MorE 5 StaRs kEEp ComIng FoR BiG Bad DAWgS. DanCiNG MUllEt AinT goT No ChanCe.

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DanCiNg MuLlET aT iT AgaIN. MoRe sTuPiD dAnCeS aFTeR oVeRrAteD AwbUrN giFtEd tHe LiZarDs tHe gAmE. WoNt gEt nO 5 sTaRs tHat wAy.

Of aLL My FeLLOw UgA cOmmeNteRs U aRe MosT liKeLy A TrOll. MaYbE a LizArD LicKeR iN DiSgUise. U LIttLe CracKhEaD.

BAsiCAlly U sAyInG DancINg MuLLet cANt rECrUit. OnLy 5 sTAr hE gOt iS UgA rEjEcT. MaYbE 5 StAr pLyErs dOn't lIkE HoMo DanCeS.

STOp eXcUsEs GuS UKnOw MuLlET aND GraNtHaM sUXX. PaPeR tGeR bEttEr BeaT tUrDs cAUsE BiG BaD DAWg LooMiNG LaRgE.

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"IS" U dUmB ReDnEcK CraCKheaD noT "ArE"

ITs nOT EvERy oTHeR LeTTeR U CraCkHeaD

WhOeVeR MaStEr KiRbY hIrES BecOmeS ThE bESt AssisTanT. EvEn LoSerS LikE ChAnEy aNd GraNTHaM LooK GooD In AthEns bUt suXX aS sOON aS tHEy LeAvE aNd tHAt Is A FaCt JusT AsK aNy DAwg faN.

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No eXcUsEs GuS Ur PaPeR tIgErs BeTTer cLoCK TheM tURds. CaUsE The gOInG GonnA gEt TouGh AfTEr tHis GimmIE. BigBad DAWg LOOmINg To GeT U. OthER PApeR tIgER aNd BAmaTarDs tOO.

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