Mongoose

Very well then, if you are to be given these "rights", we have a few demands. 1) We demand an apology for racial violence, knockout games, polar bear hunting, and other black on white violence. 2) We demand that the number of conservative professors be immediately increased by to at least 30% in line with their percentage of the population (quotas). 3) We demand compensation for all conservative students for the suppression of their ability to express their views on campus. 4) We demand that the football team reflect the racial and ethnic ratios in todays society, for fairness of course. That's enough for now. We will of course (we learned well from you) be other, endless demands after you comply with these simple, common sense reforms.