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How is it that Mertz isn’t on the cover?
Year three and The Napy Method has been instilled in the players. The Gators beat Miami by 20 points as the Billy Millenium begins 1000 years of Gator dominance. Will Napier be remembered as the greatest coach in college football history after winning 10 national titles? Yes. Yes, he will.
What will Friedlamer do when the ACC breaks up and goes bye bye? I’m thinking he will see no point in living anymore once his life dedicated to lame is proven pointless..
The floor is 10 wins, easy, with this latest addition. The Gator Empire Rises!
When you can offer a player more than the scholarship is worth in the first place, what difference does it really make if they are on scholarship or on NIL? Don’t know if we’ll bring this kid in, but it seems to me on or not on scholarship is mostly just bunk.
Tie Breaker: Ask The Great Mouse which team they think will get better TV ratings and put that team in the game.
All ADs should take note of the hottest up and coming coach in all of college football: Austin Armflab, the master mind of defense stolen away from Bama by Billy Napier. Don't let the numbers fool you. He is HOT. Hire him NOW before it's too late. We're talking coaching royalty the likes of which this world has NEVER seen!!!!!!
The sooner the season ends the better. That’s what I am saying. Not making the post season is the best outcome.
A down year for Sully and the Mighty Gator Diamond Lizards. No postseason will be a blessing. No more games means no more public humiliation. Hopefully, next year will be better.
The Mozambique Mauler joins the Mighty Mertzilla to form the M&M Machine. Dominance follows in their wake, especially with Air Force 1, the screaming supersonic jet known as Caleb Rillos blazing down field, as impossible to locate and cover as a stealth fighter. Woe be upon all those who oppose the Gator Empire! They shall drown in smoke and ashes!
It’s all part of Blowman’s five year plan!
In terms of our current coach, I do to give him credit for landing some good portal players. When we first signed Pearssall, I thought he’d brought in an average receiver who wouldn’t do much. Instead, he ends up a first round draft pick. Pretty good!
lol. No doubt the Falcons will lead the Mertz sweepstakes as they try and prove their rep as worst organization in the NFL.
Those in the know predict Mertz will be the consensus number 1 pick, with numerous teams offering their next 40 first round draft picks to land the legend who will change the NFL forever.
The poor man’s Ricky Pearsol.
Will Farts Manning’s putrid flatulence make his team mates sick again? Or, have they built up a resistance to his disgusting gas attacks?
Farts Manning is a bust. His team mates are enraged over his habit of constantly farting in the huddle.
Unless Lagway can play defense-- or better yet, coach defense-- he won't have much of an impact on this season.
This is such a reasonable post I couldn't think of much to say other than-- well done.
Agreed. 8 wins is reasonable and not a high bar at all.
I feel it will mostly come down to whether the defense shows significant improvement. Just kidding on the gadget play offense. I feel they really only have a chance to work when your base offense works to the point the defense feels stressed.
Very encouraging to read that Billy continues to feature his astonishing array of Acme brand gadget plays! The unstoppable reverse flea flicker once more dazzled the defense. Here’s what it comes down to: If Billy calls at least 7 gadgets a game the Gators go undefeated! Get ready to see Lagway strap on a pair of rocket powered roller skates and be launched onto the field by a canon!
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Haha. Probably, but his stock is not riding high these days.
This is the Year of the Gator! Napier’s amazing gadget plays befuddle opponents. Florida goes undefeated and wins the National Title! I get rich thanks to betting everything on Napier!