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Olivier Nkamhoua drops 27, Tennessee breezes past Duke to advance to Sweet 16

Vols, way to put the beat down on the Duke Girlie Boys. I don’t believe even retired Coach PoopChuteski could’ve whined and had them flop their way to victory today!

SEC takeaways after Day 2 of NCAA Tournament: Kentucky takes care of business, setting up biggest day in SEC hoops history?

Vols, way to put the beat down on the Duke Girlie Boys. I don't believe even retired Coach PoopChuteski could've whined and had them flop their way to victory today!

Vanderbilt basketball completes epic NIT comeback, downs Michigan with go-ahead bucket off goaltending call

Congratulations Commodores! In my opinion, you've played outstanding all year.

Eli Drinkwitz explains decision to hire Kirby Moore as Mizzou OC, timeline

... Drinkwitz said at his Saturday media availability. “I was adamant that I wasn’t going to (hire an offensive coordinator) unless I could find someone who could do it better than me.” ===> Please insert joke of your choice HERE <===

Sam Hartman unleashes all-time quote for winning QB after the Gasparilla Bowl

There's no way in hell Coach Fukkwitz finishes 7-5 next year. A 0.500 season record is his ceiling along with a L is a low-level bowl game. Coach Eli Fukkwitz has been elevating Bob Stull to Football God status since his hire in 2020.

Eli Drinkwitz, Mizzou players accept responsibility following disappointing Gasparilla Bowl

Once again Coach Fukkwitz shows that he has absolutely no business being the head coach of a Division 1 football program. By comparison, he continues to elevate Bob Stull to Football God status.

Rapid Reaction: Mizzou falls in Gasparilla Bowl to Wake Forest led by Sam Hartman’s 3 TD performance

Thanks for the piss-poor effort, Coach Fukkwitz. Bob Stull looks like a Football God compared to your candy ass.

Eli Drinkwitz honors Mike Leach with incredible t-shirt ahead of the Gasparilla Bowl

Now, Coach Fukkwitz, go hire someone who can run a good college football offense, you visor-wearing George "Goober" Lindsay wannabe ... And, please GET IT RIGHT!

Eli Drinkwitz honors Mike Leach with incredible t-shirt ahead of the Gasparilla Bowl

With Coach Fukkwitz calling the plays, we'll score one offensive TD and several FG's. He's in WAY over his head coaching a Division 1 SEC team. He's that pitiful!

John Calipari insists he was ‘really mean’ in practice to get ready for UCLA

He was REALLY mean in practice, eh? Was his intent to hurt their "fragile" self-esteem or get them ready to play UCLA?

Brady Cook comments on key Mizzou assistant Bush Hamdan leaving for Boise State OC job

.... purported to be, that is ...

Brady Cook comments on key Mizzou assistant Bush Hamdan leaving for Boise State OC job

When Coach Fukkwitz was hired, he was purported to an "offensive savant." Come to find out, the only thing truly offensive is his play calling.

Eli Drinkwitz hammered on social media for awful end-of-half play calling and clock management

Dear "Coach" Fukkwitz, PLEASE, PLEASE hire an offensive coordinator!

Eli Drinkwitz contract: Details emerge about raise for Missouri coach, per report

As long as Eli HalfDrunkwitz is Mizzou's coach, our ceiling will be a .500 record.

Eli Drinkwitz signs contract extension at Missouri

The last time I checked, a 4-5 record is not an "upward trajectory," Ms. Reed Francois. One would think that someone who been associated with athletic departments as long as you have, and on top of that, is a lawyer who claims to "pay attention to details" would know that. Instead, you extend the contract of our Yahoo of a football coach, Eli F**kwitz, who is consistently out coached and who seems to be learning on the fly.

Eli Drinkwitz signs contract extension at Missouri

I'm so disappointed that Mizzou extended Eli F***witz contract. I was so hoping that Mizzou would move on from his, "Aw, Shucks" Gomer Pyle persona.