MU_Class_of_1985

Leave it to Sports Illustrated's Pat Forde to mention this over and over. He's such a Louisville homer. Pat, Pitino called and although he's an old man, he misses teabaggin' you on a regular basis.

You absolutely know that if Mike PoopChuteSki were still coaching his team of Pasty White Floppers, Zvonimir Ivisic would definitely have been cleared to play.

SO MANY CAPS from post by "The one true STANDARD." Did McDonald McTrump write this?

I noticed some on this site saying Mizzou can win the SEC East, etc. Pump the brakes, folks. Remember that our coach is akin to George "Goober" Lindsay.

Why, oh why do we have this George "Goober" Lindsay goofball as our head coach?

CORRECTION: Woody Widenhofer had a better offense than HC Eli Fukkwitz.

Woody Widenhofer had a better offense the HC Eli Fukkwitz.

The play under Rich Skunkajello was not pleasant to watch. Glad Liam Coen is back.

I have ZERO confidence, until I'm shown otherwise, that Mizzou's Gomer Pyle of a head coach is going to finish above 0.500.

That's the most pisa in' & moanin' I've heard since David L. Boren and Bob Stoops carried on and on and on some more when OU got beat by Oregon 34-33 a few years ago.

That's the most pissin' & moanin' I've heard since David Boren and Bob Stoops carried on and on and on some more when OU got beat by Oregon 34-33 a few years ago.

Vols, way to put the beat down on the Duke Girlie Boys. I don’t believe even retired Coach PoopChuteski could’ve whined and had them flop their way to victory today!

Vols, way to put the beat down on the Duke Girlie Boys. I don't believe even retired Coach PoopChuteski could've whined and had them flop their way to victory today!

Congratulations Commodores! In my opinion, you've played outstanding all year.

... Drinkwitz said at his Saturday media availability. “I was adamant that I wasn’t going to (hire an offensive coordinator) unless I could find someone who could do it better than me.” ===> Please insert joke of your choice HERE <===

There's no way in hell Coach Fukkwitz finishes 7-5 next year. A 0.500 season record is his ceiling along with a L is a low-level bowl game. Coach Eli Fukkwitz has been elevating Bob Stull to Football God status since his hire in 2020.

Once again Coach Fukkwitz shows that he has absolutely no business being the head coach of a Division 1 football program. By comparison, he continues to elevate Bob Stull to Football God status.

Thanks for the piss-poor effort, Coach Fukkwitz. Bob Stull looks like a Football God compared to your candy ass.

Now, Coach Fukkwitz, go hire someone who can run a good college football offense, you visor-wearing George "Goober" Lindsay wannabe ... And, please GET IT RIGHT!

With Coach Fukkwitz calling the plays, we'll score one offensive TD and several FG's. He's in WAY over his head coaching a Division 1 SEC team. He's that pitiful!

He was REALLY mean in practice, eh? Was his intent to hurt their "fragile" self-esteem or get them ready to play UCLA?

.... purported to be, that is ...

When Coach Fukkwitz was hired, he was purported to an "offensive savant." Come to find out, the only thing truly offensive is his play calling.

Dear "Coach" Fukkwitz, PLEASE, PLEASE hire an offensive coordinator!

As long as Eli HalfDrunkwitz is Mizzou's coach, our ceiling will be a .500 record.

The last time I checked, a 4-5 record is not an "upward trajectory," Ms. Reed Francois. One would think that someone who been associated with athletic departments as long as you have, and on top of that, is a lawyer who claims to "pay attention to details" would know that. Instead, you extend the contract of our Yahoo of a football coach, Eli F**kwitz, who is consistently out coached and who seems to be learning on the fly.

I'm so disappointed that Mizzou extended Eli F***witz contract. I was so hoping that Mizzou would move on from his, "Aw, Shucks" Gomer Pyle persona.