Rolling_Tide

Dung, my favorite dawg twirl. Good think my yard isn't a toilet or I'd flush you back to Assthins, Gawga. Kibbles Shart is looking almost too fat to flush thru my toilet.

Dung, you lie worse than the piles of dawg poop - your family - in my yard. Any problems with GTFO?

I’ve gotten used to the feces that come from the mouth of TheHumper. I had forgotten that the GOAT has beaten Coach Shart 6 of 7 times. Telling that to a proud Bama fan isn’t always as joyous as tell it to a Jawja fan, so I’m glad that when I feel a need to be superior to a lesser being, he will be on this board to remind. And after next year, it will be 7-1. I hope he can’t wait. I pray it’s an epic beatdown.

It’s simple: let’s see what FreeShoesU does against Georgia. If they get demolished - as should be expected - then they’re showing their true identity. If they get beaten by <10, well maybe, but not likely should they have been considered. Anyone that watched the inept-fest that the FSU-Louisville foothead game was should’ve known why FSU didn’t deserve to be in the playoffs

A cajun troll - what an Aberration. Tall enough to look over toilet stall doors at 4 yo girls, but small enough to fit inside a corndog wrapper. With mouths big enough to eat their own words after a Bama beatdown. But no short-term memory to remember for 2024's and 2025's beatdowns in the future - cuz of aLSUzheimer's disease.

The one True Poser, Kneegroin, must not have room in Kwerpy Shart's yard for you to poop in either. There must be a LOT of poo there, esp falling out of the mouths of Jawja fans. I'd say Kneegroin's is always welcome, but it's NEVER.

Smells like dog droppings got in our yard. I'd figure they'd be licking their vols or hunching something. I guess it's boring in Kwerpy Shart's yard, or so full of puppy twirls there's no room for them to do what they're good at.

Needermeir, if the GOAT were to leave Titletown because morons said he should - well, you are and he would've. I think once he's shown Kibbles Shart to be just another wannabee, it'll be time to go. Dogpiles like you Make me want to see Napier and even UT head coach CRUSH KIBBLES SHART INTO A STEAMING SOFT TWIRL OF DAWG ESSENCE, because the Fat Shart is getting as obnoxious as his fans - like you.

Dung from GA always feels a need to poop in our yard. As if a yard full of dawg poopers isn’t enough. I’ll try to remember to pick up a plastic bag to put him in next time. I wonder how best to send him to Kibbles Shart, the head Dawg catcher in Assthens, so he can enjoy the aroma of an appropriately named fan, who keeps wandering into our territory. Georgia has certainly done well, but the GOAT will be their master again later this year. Remember, Coach Shart is 1-1 against the GOAT in these last 2 years of their last 2 Natties in 42 years, so nothing is proven at this point. It will be good to see Trolls like Dung comiserate with his feces… I meant species, in the Dawg territory afterwards.

It’s Jawja’s time for shart. As in Kilby Shart. As in you, Dung. Those of us who just thought you stunk, until you dribbled down your own leg. Yes, 1 of 2 against Saban, which is Kilby’s first and only-to-be. See - and smell - you in the SECCG after waxing da Corndogs and Hillbillies from RockyTop next year.

Dung, I saw a dawg make you in my front yard this morning. I wish you Dawgs from Georgia would do your dooty in your own yards, but you feel compelled to stink up my yard. I’m predicting Georgia loses to TN and Florida by over 20 both games, and that I go scoop you up while you’re still steaming, put you in a box, and mail you to Kilby Shart.

Dung dropping Dawg Poo from his head again. We don't like that smell over here. It wasn't that long ago that 11-2 would have been fine at Jawja. I heard that dogs that chase cars and get hit in the head lose short-term memory, and I'm sure that happened to you. I hear they like y'all brain-damaged as UGA fans, so you fit in fine.

I work an online job cancelling people like the two who put such drivel on this comment section and anyplace they think they can. I like to track them down and visit them at home at 2am. Really annoyed people pay me upwards of $100,000 every time I 'disable' people like this. I've made several million dollars just for bringing my sledgehammer and tapping some hands. I guess it's worth it to some folks.

Kneegroin, the true standard you've set is that your Dawg Droppings are always delusional and leave a bad smell. Why you hang somewhere where people think you're mental and a moron I don't know. I won't be seen trying to lay some sense down in some Dawg Puddle where Kurby Sharts and you guys lap it up.

Some daws should be euthanized after a severe head injury that renders them senseky. The ones that don't pull for Kibbles Shart and the Bulldada's. You're a credit to your feces... I mean species, Kneegroin

Why are these Dawgs pooping in our yard? Isn't there a leash law? Better call Coach Shart and have him clean up Bubba and Negan's mouth droppings. I thought neutered Dawgs behaved better?

I tried watching the Colorado spring game. The only thing I remember is 2 hours dedicated to the Neon Narcissist. But that was just as he would have it, unless they could extend the game time for more autobiography.

Dung, word has it that no dessert is safe when Kirpee is nearby. Mr. Smarm is known for his high-calorie eating prowess. It'll be great watching Mike Boob ruin his offense again.

Drug, there will always be morons and you'll always be one. Shame you'll leave earth even stupider than you are now. Wish you could lose 97lbs of worthless fat and replace it with a brain.

LegHumper, when it comes to needing to be kicked off someone's leg, you are the one. If I hopefully ever read your obituary, I hope it lists this name as an alias.

Drug from HL, you sure like the nouveau riche of CFB. Kilby won't keep this up for 15 years like his Better has. He needs to quit getting fatter every year or his health will be a problem.

Oh, and winning one championship every 6-8 years isn’t bad, but every 2-3 years IS BETTER. And the G O A T is still the best, even if Smarty did beat him once - minus that reciever who ate Georgia for a snack in the SEC Championship. But if you must say one more ignorant thing, I might not read your uneducated opinions any more.

Dung, you like that feller in Jawjah, don’t ya? Since Saban let that great recruiter go, Bama still typically has the 1st or 2nd best recruiting year most every year, and that Jawjah guy still does a pretty good job also. And yep, Smarty finally didn’t lose to Saban… once. But he lost once more to Saban before he finally won a Natty. It was only fair. But when you say “the only thing”, you reveal yourself to be petty, ignorant and blind homer. It’ “the only things” you are.

Now we know who Dung’s team is. Bama wins a Natty every 3 years, Jawjah wins one every 41 years… who has the Better Program, the one that loses/doesn’t compete for 40 straight years or the one that wins every 3 years or so, and competes every year it doesn’t win. I guess it’s that NONSENSE we have come to expect from (you or your kin.)

Dung from Al is almost the master-gaffer, besides that buffoon in DC. How do you know that Luvdaride is going on a committment binge? Who can commit to him? I don’t understand. Wherever you were diseducated , did they teach you how to write complete sentences, or should we just expect nonsense from you?

That’s why they call Auburn’s stadium “Jerkin’ Hair stadium”. Opposing team coaches pull out their hair over blown calls there - always in Auburn’s favor. The infamous “Kick Six” occured because of Aubferees missing offensive pass interference/blocking downfield calls on a Nick Marshall RPO where an OL blocked out a pass defender 7 yards downfield before Marshall threw a TD pass. Last year’s Iron Bowl had a 1 second FG at the end of the first half which most people said could not be done. If it wasn’t at least once yearly that Barnferees blew a call leading to an Auburn victory it would be just another “oh, Well” thing. Can’t happen in this year’s Iron Bowl in Tuscaloosa anyway. I know there have been other blown calls resulting in someone besides Bama losing in Jerkin’ Hair Stadium, but I can’t remember details.