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Oh man he was the steel of the draft! And, speaking of steeling, how about all those criminals who have come out of the University of Florida? Remember when outside the lines did a special report on it and found Florida to have by far the most crimes from there athletes? Look at this electric breakdown from the esteemed school from 2009-2014; - 119 criminal incidents - 80 student athletes involved in said incidents - 25 athletes involved in more than one criminal incident Not to mention the hevy hitters like Janoris Jenkins, Cameron Newton, Aaron Hernandez and the rest! Glad to see that Florida players are keeping up these great accolates and continuing the programs steeped and storied tradition of crime by being another steal! If you thought it would end with the likes of Cam Newton; you clearly thought wrong!

My, mi, my! What a prediction from a wholly steller quarterback looking to make the jump! Surely, this wont' come back to bite a guy like Kellen over the next year, right? Think about this passed year, when A&M came in with all of the promise in the world and a chance to prove they are elite with four games against teams ranked in the top four! Howd' Mond look in those opportunities? Well of course he looked elite throwing four under 280 yards in each of them (with my personal favorite being the fact that he threw for under 100 yards against LSU). How'd they do as a team though, cause thats' what really matters here, right? Funny, they went oh for four with each loss by an average of 20.5 points! Nothing says ready to make a breakout like loosing to top teams by three scores. Don't worry though, in all seriousness, they beat Oklahoma's tate who was ranked number 25 AND only lost to an overall number 8 Auburn team by eight points. This team is ready for the big thyme and I can't wait to see them shock the world......

My, my, my; what a walk down memory lane! And speaking of Lane’s I know exactly what Kiffin’s diseased (RIPIP) former boss and the Raiders were thinking with this draft. Jamarcus Russell was the ultimate eX-factor, and he demands respect! I think you have a bit of a revisionist history type of take and want to emphasize alternative views to this whole situation to show you how your takes are incorrect when it comes to this Bayou Bengle. Shore his junior year completion percentage was one point off perfection, but nothing says eleet quarterback like size and arm strength, and what is stronger than when he through the ball 60 yards from his knees?! Not to mention his big hands (over 24.13 centimetrs), and you know what the experts say about big hands….. grate quarterbacks. Also, the fact that he came to traning camp at 131 kilograms for his third year simply adds to this prowess. It’s never a bad thing to have a player who nose how to add mass! We praysed Mark McGwire and Samuel Sosa for this talent in the 90’s but hate on Russell for it in the 00’s? Seems a bit biased too me, O’Gara. Aside from physical atributes, one has to love the pure vision he showed during his young and short career. You claim that Russell showed problms when given a blank DVD and saying he liked the plays on the disc, I see that as extremely good vision. Think about it, he sees, and designs plays even when there is nothing on the bored. A truly inspiring visionary, you cant’ teach vision like that. Russel also said the coach can run whatever plays he wanted. A visionary that is willing to due whatever is best for the team. That’s’ selflessness you can’t coach. You note the hefty contract with lackluster work on the back end; you are critical of him hear, but really he pocketed $31.5 milly guaranteed without having to work for it…. That’s a kind of fine-ancial savvy that you can’t find in your greatest hedge fund manager on Wall Street. If you were to tell peeple that they can guarantee that kind of money with the swift movement of a pen (and literally know work) and you would have me signing up quicker than I do for infomercials at the end of a long and black-out drunk night on bourbon street. This also helped him to achieve every millennial’s goal of retiring in there mid-20’s with little work put in to get there, another reason it seams to me that he should be revered! I’m not going to sit idley and let you or Jacob Hester belittle a grate like Jamarcus. Your a big ten fan and who is Jacob to speak negatively? Russell may have had 5.2 yards per attempt in his final seizin, but Hester only averaged 3.6 YPC for his career. 5.2 is grater than 3.6…. boom… roasted. Looking back, those folks at MSESPN may say that the better option was someone like King Cutty (the infamous GOAT) in the draft before, but why would the Raiders waste there time when a guy like J-bone is hanging in the weeds? You say bust; I say grate American entrepreneur and icon.

Speeking of nuts, Georgia fans have to be going pretty wild for the Colts after this week and them picking up one of the most powerful tandems in Georgia sports history! If the ohio stake folks get to claim Joe Burreaux as their product, than surely Georgia fans should do the same for Eason, right? But reelly, think about this… Not only did Indy get a former Georgia prospect and grate like Jacob, who led the Dawgs to an impeccable 8-5 record as QB1 and then followed it up by sitting idly and watching the team lose a home game for the biggest trophy in there sport, but they also add another Georgia favorite, Hot-Rod Blanken-kick thru free agency. Rodrigo is going to be quite the spectacle in the cozy confines of Indianapolis, where I envision him being the second coming of Adam Vinateari, banging kicks and stealing chicks. Dawgs fans will be glued to the TV to watch this dynamic one-two punch, and (speaking of banging) with all of this free time due to quarantine, I can bet this excitement will lead to the Dawgs on top and quite a few new “Colts” in the Peach State in nine or so months. It’s an great time to be a Dawg!

Happy for the grate read on the biggest and most ground-breaking news in the history of Vandarbilt Football. For a lackluster at best program which always seems to bask in the shadows of whatever descriptive word falls bulow mediocrity, Jay Cutler has been every sense of the word eleet. Think about it for a moment, and you will realise all that he has to offer to a show like Very Cavalieri: - MVP Caliber type of rocket arm, - Certifyed gunslinger and proud defender of our inalienable American rights, - Immobility/inability to run from the cameras in the big moments, and - A star who adds to the quality ratings of the show with un-matchable quotes like: “I’m not really looking to do a lot of work right now. I’m looking to do the exact opposite of that.” “What don’t I do? Whatever I want.” “I don't go out of my way to talk to the media. Whenever I talk to them, I answer their questions and I get out.” “(On not working anymore) I like to keep myself pretty free so if something does pop up, I can bounce right to it.” “On game days, there's nobody in the league who's going to throw it harder than I am.” From his stellar time at Vanderbilt where he had an overall record 11-34 as a starter, and said he “got it done without a lot of guys around" him, to his now floundering reality star career, Jay Cutler has been an icon. His electric don’t care mentality and game-changing abilities in all facets of his life and career are second to none, and now Very Cavallari will suffer for their loss. Long live Cutty.