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Tennessee planning to checker Lindsey Nelson Stadium this weekend against No. 1 Arkansas

Nothing more cute than increasing capacity and color coordinating for a loss.

Bob Caslen officially resigns as South Carolina’s president

Did he have a typo in his resignation address? What a clown.

Colin Cowherd shares his reaction to Jaguars signing Tim Tebow

You can’t seriously think any of the other players really want him there.. surely. They are hating this news.

Former Hawaii standout, NCAA record-holder Colt Brennan has reportedly passed

So much fun to watch. Very sad news..

Paul Finebaum weighs in on Henry To’o To’o’s transfer to Alabama

::::sits back:::: Quite frankly, I’m shocked to see a dumpster fire last this long.

Lincoln Riley announces pair of Sooners no longer with the program following alleged armed robbery

Shoulda just stole some crab legs...

SEC’s most productive returning deep threat hits the transfer portal: Mike Woods leaving Arkansas

He wants to be THE guy. While he’d likely produce well with teams honing in on Burks, he can’t afford to stat less than 600. My guess is there’s another receiver or TE that’s looking like he’s going to get 500+, or maybe he just thinks he can be the main event somewhere..

Texas A&M guard reportedly enters transfer portal, becomes 8th Aggie to leave in last month

Is there a fire over there??

Sam Pittman on Arkansas’s 2021 potential: ‘I think we could have a special team’

Perhaps he meant... a “special teams.”

Moses Moody announces NBA Draft decision

He sure didn’t look like a NBA talent during clutch games... and the NCAA tournament. Good luck to him, but he might be a one and some in the NBA..

USC unknowingly allowed homeless man into football program, issued him uniform and let him field punts in practice

And he would have scored on the SEC’s USC, had they played them..

Verne Lundquist returns to the 16th tower for the Masters and sports fans rejoice

Love this man. Iconic. Reminds me of great years past..

South Carolina’s top booster says she’s ’embarrassed and humiliated’ by association with school

Well, we all can see that while money can get your name on the building, it clearly can’t buy class. I hope the court of public opinion issues her some humility. And no, no one cares about your mother.

Former Auburn RB follows Gus Malzahn, transfers to UCF

He’s going to where the backfield isn’t as strong, obviously.

South Carolina assistant getting trolled after posting ‘DBU’ tweet

Exactly. Apparently, this is lost on some people. Smh

Trent Richardson joins Mexican professional football league team

The things people do for free tacos...

Charles Barkley says SEC has the ‘worst fan bases in history of civilization’

Love and miss Uncle Vern. His voice was iconic and synonymous with Saturday SEC football.

UCF to Rocky Top? Knights coach Josh Heupel reportedly emerges as top candidate for Tennessee job

You would be blessed to have Gus’ average season the next 4 seasons!

Travaris Robinson said he was headed to Florida until Manny Diaz won him over: ‘At the end of the day, I want to win’

Miami looks as soft as they’ve ever been. Makes no sense. This whole season, they were nowhere as good as their record indicated, not even close.

Fired football coach once again turns down multimillion-dollar buyout money

He’s got character. I like this guy. I didn’t do good enough, you don’t want me, I’m gone, that’s fine, no hard feelings.

Nick Saban comments on the hire of new Alabama offensive line coach Doug Marrone

Same number, 32.

College football media reacts to news of Urban Meyer being hired as head coach of Jacksonville Jaguars

What a gamble.

Nick Saban takes home a national Coach of the Year award

I mean, right?!

4-star 2022 WR out of Tennessee reveals top 6 loaded with SEC teams

We know how that worked out last time..

4-star Florida commit announces he will play for Deion Sanders’ Jackson State program

Good luck with that. Truly.

Daughter of Nick Saban apologizes for tweet questioning Ohio State’s COVID issues

Always apologizin.

Social media roasts Texas’s Heisman-themed tweet featuring Steve Sarkisian

Sark is nothing to cheer about. Seriously. The fans will be needing alcohol this go round.

Nick Saban’s final top 25 for Coaches Poll revealed

This is just a very political ranking. There’s no way he could actually believe this...

Report: Billy Napier turns down the Auburn job

Oh snap!

Kyle Trask delivers Cocktail Party performance for the ages, obliterating mighty Georgia defense

“Ok, bud.” I called this one this year, and I’m calling it for next year. Without a doubt, you lost your window. Sit with that for a minute bud, bc I know the rest of the fan base can see it and is freaking...