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Despite being untouched through seven rounds of the 2015 NFL Draft (you can read about his unfortunate circumstance that prevented him from being a top selection here), former LSU offensive lineman La’el Collins had an excellent rookie season for the Dallas Cowboys that featured several pancakes.
No, we’re not talking about the kind that you make for Sunday brunch. We mean the other kind of pancake — the one where an o-lineman puts the guy in front of him on his rear before moving on to the next victim (i.e. a pancake block).
You know, like this:
PSA: Stay out of La'el Collins's way. pic.twitter.com/NDN2RMySQe
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) November 1, 2015
Well, in honor of a solid rookie year, Collins now has specialized “pancake” cleats that look so good you want to put them on a plate next to a heaping portion of bacon, eggs, biscuits and gravy, and maybe even a dash of turkey sausage for the ‘ol heart.
PANCAKE cleats for @70LaelCollins #uniswag pic.twitter.com/mJhRqj9kmH
— UNISWAG (@UNISWAG) June 28, 2016
Delicious.
Tyler Waddell is a member of the Saturday Down South news team. He brings over five years of professional journalism experience and is closing in on a Bachelor's in sports management. Follow him on Twitter (@Tyler_Waddell).
