You heard the post game comments after this week’s games, but we give you the real story. Here’s what the coaches, players and other folks meant to say…
“I’m starting a petition on change.org to change the month of November to Malzahnber. I own this month. I can’t lose. [hits play button on boom box and starts dancing to “Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer] “
“400 yards rushing and only six pass attempts? This is what I live for.”
“I didn’t break a sweat today.”
“I could have done that.”
[no comment]
“I’M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE JUST BEAT SOUTH CAROLINA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SCHOOL HISTORY. GET USED TO IT FOLKS. I’M SHATTERING RECORDS AND TAKING THIS PROGRAM TO PLACES WE’VE NEVER SEEN.”
“We’re holding open tryouts for all key positions.”
“We’re going to win the SEC East? I thought the SEC was supposed to be hard?”
“0-16? I’d like to not talk about it. Instead, let’s fondly remember my predecessor [plays youtube clip of John L. Smith’s SMILE press conference]”
“I had a good talk with the Old Dominion administration after the game. I’m thinking I’ll coach there when I’m canned in 12 months.”
A graduate of the University of Florida and founder of Saturday Down South, Kevin is a college football enthusiast.
