LOOK: McNeese State has the heaviest player in CFB history, listed at more than 4 tons
When you think of heavy NFL or college football players, you think of guys who tip the scales at over 350 pounds.
However, McNeese State is apparently hiding a guy on its roster that ways more than four tons.
As you can see in the tweet below, McNeese State accidentally has DB Cory McCoy listed at 8,578 pounds:
McNeese State roster lists Cory McCoy at 8,578lbs: https://t.co/nZBt7PAAUU #GeauxPokes (ht /u/kozakandy17) #AbsoluteUnit pic.twitter.com/wp7CHFxgMZ
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) September 20, 2018
Based on that photo, and the fact that he’s listed at 5-10, we’re guessing that McCoy doesn’t actually weigh as much as two full-sized SUVs.
McCoy is a sophomore, and McNeese State is set to visit LSU in 2021, so the Tigers better hope this tank of a man doesn’t take a redshirt the next couple of years.
WEIGHS more than 4 tons
not
WAYS more than 4 tons.
Your diploma from Missouri is shining bright….geez.
Geaux Long, thanks for what looked like a hillbilly haiku.
You have a sentence fragment, improper indentations, poor punctuation, missing quotes and an errant use of all capitals — all whilst disparaging another author’s education for poor writing and proofing skills? Really?
And that’s just the first eleven words.
A diploma is made of paper; it cannot “shine bright.” They call that a mixed metaphor, as well as a bungled cliche.
An ellipsis isn’t appropriate at all, much less one with four dots (or is that the inappropriate use of a period). There are more but I won’t go into it.
You wrote a typo-filled reply about a story containing a typo about a football player with a typo on his profile implying you were too educated to make such typos. I can’t make this stuff up.
Internet grammer is one thing, but hypocritically calling out someone else’s errors is another. And this is a sports forum. Allez Tigres.
Get ’em!
Why is this on an SEC football news outlet website
Because they play LSU in 2021. Duh.