SEC Shorts breaks down Week 6 of SEC play with hilarious ER skit
By Jacob Moss
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Another week of SEC football has come and gone, and that means that the folks over at SEC Shorts have dropped another hilarious skit recapping all the gridiron action from Saturday.
This week’s episode takes place in an emergency room on what’s supposed to be a slow night, with most of the conference on a bye, but it quickly goes off the rails.
The doctor on duty tells the nurse at the front desk that he doesn’t anticipate anything unusual happening, before the camera pans down to the morgue, where the Florida Gators end up coming back to life and exclaiming that they are “back, baby.”
Following this, Texas is rushed into the ER on a stretcher with the doctor asking about his “Arch Manning numbers,” to which the nurse responds with a quip about their offensive line being awful.
Then, executives from Warby Parker show up and ask how many times their ad featuring Arch Manning aired during the game, a nod to the NIL deal the eyewear company has with the star quarterback.
Vanderbilt is rolled in on a stretcher right after this, with the nurse exclaiming that their theme music is fading, to which the doctor requests a Johnny Manziel sideline appearance. Another nurse looks at the Commodores’ chart and says that Diego Pavia’s trash-talking levels are negating any potential treatment.
In the midst of Vanderbilt and Texas being attended to, an alarm starts blaring, and the doctor exclaims that it is the “top team upset” alert. An unconscious Penn State is then placed on a cot.
Finally, in a last-ditch effort to save Vanderbilt, the ER staff employs the use of a defibrillator called the “pimp cart” to jumpstart the Commodores’ fading season.
It works at first, before Vanderbilt fades out again, leading the nurses and doctors to wonder what else they can do to save the Commodores.
Just then, the camera pans back over to the bed Vanderbilt was lying on to show that they have vanished.
The skit then concludes with the Commodores dancing as they walk off into the night in the parking lot. The nurse asks the doctor on duty if he thinks they’ll ever see them again, to which he responds, “Maybe some day when they get their swagger back.”
