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SEC Shorts releases amusing episode about heavily favored teams being in the CFB ER
By Keith Farner
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SEC Shorts had a lot of material coming out of Week 2, including heavily favored teams like Alabama being in the emergency room.
The latest episode covered a wild weekend of big-time upsets as teams like Texas A&M and Notre Dame losing to Sun Belt conference teams. As SEC Shorts suggested, it was lucky for all the injured teams that the College Football ER was on stand by to help these teams get back on their feet.
For Alabama, a nurse had “30 CCs of the Horns Down antidote,” while another had a “saline Texas is back drip going” as they prepared to help a patient they thought was Texas. But then were shocked, and one nurse said, “I’m going to be honest, I didn’t see this coming.”
A paramedic simply said, “They ain’t as good as everybody thought they’d be.”
“The narrative of Texas being terrible in the SEC is flat-lining,” one nurse said.
They addressed Alabama’s offensive line, wide receiver drops and even scheduling non-conference road games.
Of course, Texas A&M was also in the emergency room, and was pushed in a wheelchair by a recurring character from last season, Hope.
“He’s hemorrhaging an internal QBR rating,” one nurse said.
Here’s the full episode.
A former newspaper veteran, Keith Farner is a news manager for Saturday Down South.
