We’re a quarter of the way through the college football season, and it’s time to recap the first three weeks of SEC football. Here are twenty one-liners for your enjoyment (or to make you angry).

1. It’s Alabama’s league. Or, is it Alabama’s sport?

2. Florida has a good defense and no quarterback, and water is still wet.

3. Jacob Eason covers a multitude of Georgia sins.

4. Les Miles knows how to win enough to keep his job and keep the LSU fanbase in an endless state of torment.

5. The two Mississippi schools are sitting at 1-2 records, and everything just feels right in this world.

6. Kentucky football is where a defensive specialist can go and give up 43 points per game.

7. With each passing Tennessee game, there are fewer NFL scouts watching Joshua Dobbs, but more recruiters from NASA.

8. Butch Jones is going to be a fantastic, nameless assistant coach in the NFL in two years.

9. At least he has the amazing memory of hoisting the Bristol World Championship trophy above his head.

10. EMCC is going to start scouting Auburn QBs, instead of the other way around.

11. Saban should have hired Petrino as an offensive assistant before Lamar Football took off. His plan to stockpile controversial, offensive geniuses is now at risk.

12. How much time has to pass before it’s acceptable for Saban to hire Art Briles as a offensive consultant? You know it’s coming.

13. Is Ole Miss hitting new highs or new lows? I can’t decide.

14. We anticipate tirades against Kiffin on the Alabama sideline to have a direct relationship with the degree in which the Tide rely on a true freshman quarterback.

15. Betting that Muschamp & Roper would have South Carolina in last place in the SEC for scoring offense after three weeks of football was the biggest preseason lock in decades. The silver lining is that the Cocks’ offense only needs to increase its points per game by 6 points in order to eclipse Vanderbilt for 13th place in the SEC.

16. Steve Spurrier agonized for at least seven seconds about his loyalty between the Gators and the Gamecocks. Are we sure that the Spurrier-South Carolina era ever existed?

17. Kevin Sumlin’s “Process” means taking a 3-0 team all the way to its 8-5 conclusion.

18. Does Bielema have anymore Allens in the QB pipeline?

19. How many years is Bielema going to live considering his, ahem, physique and these insane overtime finishes each year?

20. Vanderbilt wants to build a new stadium! HAHAHAHAHA.