Report: Ludacris asked UGA to provide Fruit Roll Ups, condoms and toothbrush
Ludacris performed for 13 minutes at Georgia’s spring game last Saturday. For that, he was paid $65,000.
Oh, but that’s not all.
According to a written agreement obtained by the Athens Banner-Herald on Tuesday, the rapper asked for a collection of items that make you realize why his name is Ludacris.
Here’s a list of some of Luda’s demands for his room:
-A loaf of bread (whole grain with the most amount of grains)
-Organic peanut butter (creamy only)
-Organic jelly (strawberry or grape only)
-Candies (assorted i.e., Snickers, M&Ms, Jolly Ranchers)
-A box of green tea (Tazo with condiments like lemon, organic honey, sugar)
-Nag Champa Incense
-Box of Fruit Rolls Ups
-Mint Listernine
-6 Hanes Large White T-Shirts
-1 Crest Spin rechargeable toothbrush
-Four greek strained yogurts (mixed flavors)
-A box of Trojan Magnum Condoms (ecstasy)
-Two bottles of Belvedere Vodka
-A case of Nico Coconut Water
That’s right. Luda wants a box of Fruit Roll-Ups with some Snickers and M&Ms, but let’s go organic on the peanut butter and jelly. We won’t speculate about the requests for incense, vodka and condoms.
I guess you can make those demands when you’re a three-time Grammy winner based out of Atlanta and booked just two days before G-Day. After all, the school did set an SEC spring game attendance record with 93,000 showing up.
Well, nothing says “party” like a Crest Spin rechargeable toothbrush.
You would know…
Hey atleast he knows what he wants can’t blame him for that
True. One of the funniest things about this to me was thinking about how Richt would have had a stroke when he got to the rubbers and booze haha
93000 fans showed up for the free 13min concert; not for the football team.
Yeah, for a “concert” noone knew would happen until the last minute. Never mind that there wasn’t a hotel room in town by the Monday before. Gtfo with that mess.
Kirby Smart had 10,000 radio ads across the state begging people to come to the game. The East is pathetic and he’s trying to hype Georgia up. 10 wins over there is over rated.
10,000? Holy heck, you counted every one? That’s impressive numerical skills for an inbreed. Yeah, how dare Smart try to build a new atmosphere around the program. Just terrible.
Shut’em down @southforkdawg1, ^^^upvote
No.
I believe that was something called a joke. You took it serious. Good job. GTFO with that clean
Luda went off…literally.
Starkville gives a set percentage of revenue from F&B tax to the SA (I could be wrong, the body that actually organizes and funds most events similar to that one). Makes sense, as most of the revenue is generated by students. I imagine Athens and UGA do something similar. Your tax dollars and student activities fees hard at work :-)
I know what to ask for at my next job interview. Thanks for the checklist. #careergoals
You’ll probably go through plenty…that is, job interviews……
Lol, true.
So following the concert Luda:
-ate candy for 2 hours in his hotel
-got drunk by mixing the Tazo tea with Belvedere
– played with his thang
-fell asleep
-woke up
– brushed his teeth with his new toothbrush
-rinsed his mouth out with Listerine
-realized how dehydrated he was, chugged some coconut water
-proceeded to make a organic peanut butter and jelly sandwich (which is completely contradictory considering the toxins in alcohol and what it does to cells in the body)
-Ate his Greek yogurt
-Put on his new white tees
-Lighted up his Nag Champa Incense (it probably smelled like buy in his room)
-Stuffed a fruit roll up in his mouth
-Put on the shades he had in the picture and was like peace b*tches!!!!
Haha
*butt
*bud
This is too good.
Or he needed all of that to distract him from the fact that he was in Athens…
Typical behavior and value system for people from this cultural group.
Define “this cultural group” that you speak of…
You have to excuse sevent, he’s the village idiot.
He’s not the only one.
“this cultural group” maybe youd fit in better with the golfers/tennis players/and Olympic swimmers. stfu
As opposed to your hill billy way of thinking? 7T you are amazing. If amazing is too long of a word for you to comprehend, then try great. If great is too long then try gay. Because gay actually means merry or happy. If gay is too long then try screaming “ya”. After that I’m out of words. So, 7t, you are ya.
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Always felt his music was more for clubs, but I respect the man’s list of demands.