You may want to skip this if you plan to be at work on Tuesday…

Amateur Hour

Take a drink for each time the Oregon vs. Auburn BCS Championship Game is mentioned. Take two each time a clip from the game is shown.

With Oregon back in the title game, you can bet that the previous BCS Championship Game between Auburn and Oregon will be discussed. I’m guessing the Michael Dyer run and the game winning field goal are the most likely clips to be shown.

Take a drink each time Urban Meyer is shown holding a BCS trophy from his Florida days

Highlights of Urban Meyer hoisting BCS crystal during his run as head man of the Florida Gators are even more likely to be shown during the broadcast. The possibility of Urban Meyer winning a third national title will be a major storyline tonight.

Take a drink each time the announcers mention how this is the first time in eight years an SEC team has been left out

The booze is starting to flow… you can bet that the SEC being left out will be quite a topic during tonight’s broadcast.

Gettin’ Loose

Take a drink each time Herbie mentions that Ohio State clearly belonged in the playoff over TCU

For the first time in years, ESPN’s main man Herbstreit has the opportunity to be a homer. Ohio State over TCU was the main storyline heading into the semifinal games, and Ohio State’s victory over Alabama surely helped the argument that the Buckeyes were deserving.

Take a drink each time it’s mentioned that these teams are physical

Physicality, specifically with regards to Oregon, will be mentioned quite frequently. Citing sound victories over teams like Stanford, Michigan State and Florida State, you can bet Oregon’s physicality will be a hot topic.

Getting Carried Away…

Punch the guy next to you each time Mariota and Winston are compared with regards to the upcoming NFL Draft

You may as well get used to it because ESPN will drive you over the edge during the next four months with endless Mariota and Winston comparisons leading up the NFL Draft.

Say Goodnight

Take a drink each time Nick Saban’s name is mentioned

Saban’s absence from the game and the broadcast will be notable. Cue up the Saban looks of frustration from the recent Sugar Bowl…

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Enjoy the game!