SEC Shorts captures alarming Week 2 results via the college football ER

SEC Shorts knows how to capture the vibe around college football, and the popular show was back with another episode Monday morning.

The Week 2 slate of games featured some surprising close calls and alarming upsets for a weekend that was short on top 25 matchups. It set off the “college football ER” as a makeshift hospital and staff tend to the needs of teams clinging onto hope this season.

“I thought you said this was going to be another quiet college football weekend,” grilled the ER doctor.

“I don’t know what happened, there were only 2 Top 25 matchups,” responded the nurse.

Auburn makes an appearance for the “uncontested QB interception” problems and getting trolled by Cal. Meanwhile, Kentucky’s ER visit stems from an offense regressing to the 1920s in a loss to South Carolina.

Colorado is there after “team culture scans” came back looking ugly. The Buffs were drilled in a road loss to Nebraska that exposed multiple problems for Colorado.

As for the Big Ten, Michigan was featured with Texas standing nearby and claiming the Longhorns took things easy in the second half. Meanwhile, the ER staff is alarmed by the Wolverines’ yards of total offense “reaching Rich Rodriguez stages.”

Notre Dame eventually requires an “all hands on deck” alarm code as the staff gathers around the Fighting Irish and the failing College Football Playoff odds. After being favored by 4 touchdowns, Notre Dame suffered a horrific home loss to Northern Illinois.

All in all, it’s another quality episode from SEC Shorts after what truly was a more alarming week of college football than many expected. Check it out:

The College football ER gets packed out again.

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Paul Harvey

Paul Harvey lives in Atlanta and covers SEC football.