SEC Shorts sent multiple SEC teams to the Grim Reaper’s house in its latest episode on Monday morning. And even the Grim Reaper suggested that it’s early in the season for this kind of talk.

Alabama was first to report, and then Texas A&M. Florida later made a joke about giving gift bags for Christmas because the Gators’ defense can’t wrap up.

“Well, that’s it, the dynasty’s really dead,” Alabama said. “Not that I needed to tell you that. It’s all she wrote. The 5 watertight compartments have been breached and we are going down by the head and no one’s responding on the wireless and we’re all just rearranging the deck chairs at this point. … The only thing left to do is to dig a shallow grave, and for us to be put in it and be put out of our misery.”

As Alabama grabbed a shovel, he said, “Two years in a row without making the Playoff!”

Then Texas A&M rang the doorbell and said, “Looking for me? After that mauling in Miami, I know I sure would be.” The Aggie then suggested a subscription for aloe for as much as the defensive secondary was “toasted.”

At the end, there’s a Pac-12 twist.