Slogans for every SEC team in 2016
Who doesn’t enjoy a good motivational T-shirt?
Or poster in the locker room, reminding you of your worst moment?
Nick Saban is busy enough trying to figure out where exactly to place that fourth national championship trophy, so we figured we’d help out.
We’ll try to keep these slogans a bit more positive than Joe Maddon — who gave his Cubs “Try Not To Suck” shirts this spring.
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A slogan, then, for every SEC team in 2016.
Alabama: Not Good Enough Never Good Enough
Come on, Bama … surrendering 40 points in the national championship game? Did you think Georgia might suddenly think Kirby wasn’t so smart after all, and he might change his mind and stay?
Arkansas: Start Fast, Finish Strong
The Razorbacks added the first two words this spring.
Auburn: Three-peat
The Tigers won it all in 2010, reached the title game in 2013 …
Florida: Give Me The Damn Ball
After watching his offense sleep-walk through the second half of last season, Jim McElwain certainly needs to get this point across to a unit that didn’t score enough of them.
Georgia: Smarter, Faster, More Physical
Bulldogs borrow a phrase from Larry Fedora’s book. What better way for Kirby Smart’s bunch to prepare for the opener against the Tar Heels?
Kentucky: Pop The Cork
That bourbon has been aging long enough. Time for a little victory celebration in Lexington.
LSU: A new air-a
Opening play, empty backfield. Fournette in the slot. Harris takes the snap, fakes the jet sweep to Dural and has Dupre streaking down the sideline …
Mississippi State: HailStorm
Sounds more inspiring than “Come Back, Dak.”
Missouri: Show Me The End Zone
They couldn’t find it last season. The Tigers averaged just 13.6 points per game, worst in the SEC and 127th out of 128 teams nationally.
Ole Miss: Go Deep
It’s more than Chad Kelly’s offensive philosophy, it’s the Rebels’ preseason postseason goal.
South Carolina: The Boom Squad
Will Muschamp certainly hopes his defense lives up to that, or it will be another long year in Columbia.
Tennessee: Finish. On Top
Anybody can Finish. It’s where you Finish that matters. Fourth-quarter collapses led to four losses last season. That’s plenty of motivation.
Texas A&M: Aggie-ny & Misery
Oh, wait. That’s what the quarterbacks wore last season.
Vanderbilt: Antidisestablishmentarianism
It’s an Ivy League word, but for our purposes, it essentially means the Commodores are opposed to bowing at the Church of Saban.
Maybe they’ll print enough to hand out to 12 other SEC teams.