Sometimes, not everything that needs to be said can be said over a network broadcast. So that’s why we are bringing you Saturday Down South’s Uncensored Commentary of the Georgia vs. LSU game:

Before we begin what we will surely be a very intense and emotional game, I think it’s appropriate for both teams and their fan bases to come together and get a big hearty laugh at Auburn for losing at home to Tennessee.

With that out of the way, let’s begin:

15:00

LSU’s offense picks up right where they left off against Florida, as Joe Burrow takes a very uncomfortable looking sack on third down down and has to punt. But Georgia, after three straight Jake Fromm incompletions, has to do the same. That’s OK, this is Jake Fromm’s year and he’s just getting warmed up.

9:12

LSU’s hurry-up offense seems to be catching Georgia completely off guard, which is understandable because the last time Coach O did anything fast was when he tried to down a large of cup of Baja Blast before finishing his Doritos tacos and Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

The Tigers’ offense gets rolling and it sets up a short field goal.

LSU 3-0.

5:35

UGA running back Elijah Holyfield absolutely trucks LSU’s John Battle, which causes the CBS crew to unleash a flurry of super obvious jokes and unclever puns.

It’s a good drive though, and Rodrigo Blankenship lines up for the short field goal, should be an easy three points unless UGA decides to do something extremely stupid … Oh, wow.

Shockingly, Georgia’s kicker can’t outrun the entire LSU defense to the sidelines on 4th-and-9 and LSU takes over.

0:24

On third and short from mid-field, LSU breaks off a huge run up the middle and very quickly the 2018 Georgia Bulldogs are transforming into the 2016 Bulldogs before our very eyes.

2nd quarter

14:12

Georgia’s defense forces a fourth down, but this is Coach O Country, baby, in this stadium we eat gumbo, yell our catchphrases, and go for it on 4th-and-goal.

Burrow sneaks it across and LSU is now up two scores on the No. 2 team in the country.

LSU 10-0

12:15

Jake Fromm continues to get massively outplayed by Joe Burrow, which is about the worst possible sentence Georgia fans can think of besides “Your championship game against Alabama is coming down to the final play.”

Fromm throws three consecutive incompletions and UGA punts the ball back to LSU.

Georgia tries to mix things up against on defense by not covering LSU’s receiver on a deep route. That doesn’t work either. LSU complete the easiest 60-yard pass you’ll ever see and it sets the Tigers up for another easy field goal.

LSU 13-0

7:55

Another 3-and-out for UGA, and now even Jake Fromm’s parents want Justin Fields in the game.

Meanwhile, LSU just keeps converting fourth downs like they’re getting paid to do it, and if they played on Kansas’ basketball team they would be. The Georgia Fan Miserable Meter is at the highest point it’s been all season.

LSU has to settle for a field goal again, only about a 90 percent chance they will deeply regret that by the end of the game.

LSU 16-0

2:12

Georgia continues to use Justin Fields in their offense like Marvel uses Stan Lee in their movies. Just one quick appearance and you don’t realize it was actually him until a few seconds afterward.

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But once again they have to punt, and Georgia will finish the half scoreless for the first time since 2016.

3rd quarter

15:00

Fromm starts the second half with the ball and leads Georgia on a nice drive before deciding that was good enough and takes a sack.

Blankenship comes in again, and this time they decide to trust his leg rather than his pure speed and athleticism. Good choice.

LSU 16-3

7:12

Time for Jake Fromm to show why he’s the man to lead this Georgia team to a championship. Perfect cue for him to throw an interception deep in his own territory.

LSU’s offense goes back to what it does best … converting fourth downs and field goals.

LSU 19-3

4:13

Fields makes another hilarious cameo appearance for one play and heads straight back to the bench. But with his back against the wall, Fromm finally steps up and makes a few huge throws to put Georgia on the verge of a much needed touchdown. The drive is finished off by Holyfield, who the Georgia coaches suddenly remember is really good.

UGA has to go for 2 here, and then run a fake reverse QB pass, which is getting to Christopher Nolan levels of over thinking.

4th quarter

15:00

Georgia forces another punt and now gets the ball back with all the momentum. What’s the only way it can ruin it? By switching their quarterbacks literally every play, losing all rhythm and getting the worst of both. Fromm takes a sack and UGA has to punt the ball back.

LSU then rips off a series of huge plays and drives the length of the field for a touchdown. Uga the dog is sad.

LSU 26-9

10:13

Mecole Hardman has been waiting all game to return a kick … but it wasn’t supposed to look like that. He fumbles the ball and loses it into the arms of the kicker. LSU takes back over and finds their sweet spot … kicking short field goals. Coach O is gonna eat good tonight.

LSU 29-9

7:13

Now that the game is essentially over, it’s a perfect time for Fromm to lead an easy touchdown drive that makes Georgia actually look like the No. 2 team in the country for the first time all day.

Unfortunately, all anyone will remember is three plays later when Joe Burrow keeps the ball on a read, stiff arms a Georgia safety, and runs for 59 yards down the LSU sideline. You get the feeling Gators fans will be watching that on YouTube for the next two weeks.

LSU 36-16.

Fittingly, Georgia’s last offensive series ends with a deep Fromm interception, while Justin Fields stands on the sidelines and remembers his high school glory days when he used to be allowed to throw the ball. It seems like so long ago …

Final

Now UGA’s entire season will now come down to its next two games against Florida and Kentucky, and if you think UGA fans are overreacting now, just wait and see what will happen if things go bad in Jacksonville.

For LSU, their fans storm the field to celebrate everyone’s favorite new tradition, screaming GO TIGERS at a sideline reporter. And as the student section sings horrible obscenities and prepares for a mega showdown with Alabama, you just can’t help but think LSU might be back.