Tennessee fan explains in hilarious detail why he hates Georgia
By Keith Farner
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Of all the rivalries in the SEC, the Tennessee-Georgia has the potential to add some spice this week when they meet in Athens for the 3:30 p.m. ET “SEC on CBS” game. There’s been the “hobnail boot” game, and the “Dobbnail boot” game in recent memory, but will this week produce another classic?
One Tennessee fan is already ready to share why he’s fired up for the game, and speaks to all the reasons Georgia has “no redeeming qualities” and is the “absolute worst.” Reed Carringer opens a Twitter threat that covers everything from arrogance, to ways to reach the town, frat bros and the UGA mascot.
Settle in for quite a vent session here:
I tell you what, I know everyone gets pumped for Florida week but Georgia week was always the biggest one for me post-Spurrier. The reason is simple: Georgia is the ABSOLUTE WORST. Their program has, and I can’t stress this enough, NO redeeming qualities. Settle in for some hate.
— Reed Carringer (@ReedCarringer) October 4, 2020
There’s no good way to get to Athens. You can battle Atlanta traffic (literally my definition of hell) or drive through the “I hear banjo music” mountains. As a road trip, it sucks. Big. Time.
— Reed Carringer (@ReedCarringer) October 4, 2020
And, of course, they emulate their inbred mascot (that literally cannot breathe in the godforsaken Georgia heat without an air conditioned house) by barking endlessly at anything and everyone.
— Reed Carringer (@ReedCarringer) October 4, 2020
Their stadium is a giant eyesore with only prickly hedges as a definitive marker. Creative, y’all.
— Reed Carringer (@ReedCarringer) October 4, 2020
Me every time I go to a Georgia game. pic.twitter.com/pfQPcm5np4
— Reed Carringer (@ReedCarringer) October 4, 2020
A former newspaper veteran, Keith Farner is a news manager for Saturday Down South.
