William Wallace battles through his love/hate relationship with Coach Boom and presents his weekly diary on the current job status of Florida Head Coach Will Muschamp.

Week 4
Will Muschamp’s Job Status:

Employed, barely. Head Football Coach, University of Florida.

Week Four Projection:

Can you lose to a bye week? Coach Boom can. Look for the bye week’s offense to struggle early against Florida’s fresh defense, but after Florida’s offense goes three and out several times in the first half against thin air, the defense will start to wear out. Look for the bye week to break all time records in the second half. You know, like everyone else does.

Projected Florida Gators Record:

4-7

Chances of Muschamp getting fired this season:

1,000,000%

If fired, projected firing day:

Sunday, October 5th, around 11:00 am. Athletic director Jeremy Foley will need a few hours after the 42-13 loss to Tennessee to secure the buyout money before dropping the hammer.

Projected Will Muschamp Job for 2015:

The defensive coordinator job at Georgia has seemed the likely landing spot for Muschamp since the Georgia Southern loss last season, but after watching Lane F’ing Kiffin break Alabama school records, it’s hard to see Muschamp as much more than a Linebackers Coach or something in lawn maintenance.

How Muschamp can save his job:

It’s over. He’s done.

What He Meant to Say:

“Oh, I’m probably the worst coach in SEC history. I’m worse than Derek Dooley for sure. Coach O is a better version of me. John L. Smith is smarter and a better communicator than I am. Ray Goff would coach circles around me and he’s been tied up in Spurrier’s basement since 1995. I’m on a short list with Mike DuBose. Yep, people will be making joke about me long after I’m dead.”

Muschamp’s Successor Power Rankings:

1.) Kliff Kingsbury
2.) Gary Anderson
3.) The guys at East Carolina
3.) Tim Tebow
4.) Lane Kiffin
4,685,219.) Ray Rice
4,685,220.) Aaron Hernandez
4,685,221.) Ron Zook