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Dan Mullen isn’t owning up to trolling Georgia with Florida’s spring game attendance number, claiming he’s not even that smart.
Florida announced a spring game attendance of 39,476, and thanks to a Reddit user, it’s been 39 years and 476 games since Georgia won its last national title.
Leading into the Gators’ spring game, Mullen discussed trolling rivals with the attendance figure, but at that time, he used an example of Florida State. (Florida beat FSU 41-14 in 2018).
“Yeah, if you go 41,140 or something, I don’t know. You kinda do stuff like that. Have some fun,” Mullen said leading up to the Orange & Blue Game. “I don’t want to give away all my tricks, you guys keep asking, I’ve got tricks up my sleeve for the spring game. If I give them all away now, no one is going to be excited to find them out after, you gotta really search for them to see if you see little things.”
During this week’s SEC Spring Meetings, Mullen was once again asked about whether he trolled the Dawgs, and he still isn’t owning up to it.
“I’m not that smart on the attendance figure,” Mullen told DawgNation’s Mike Griffith. “That’s as random a number as you’ll ever find.”
Mullen also added, “I’ll be honest with you, there’s not always secret meanings into what I’m saying. I just kind of tell you what I think, and then everyone is like, ‘there has to be some kind of secret behind it,'(and) there really isn’t.”
Nice try, well not really. Better off saying yeah just stirring the pot a little, having some fun. After all it’s talkin season according to the greatest gator coach of all time.
When you start your Florida coaching career ending a 30+ year win streak vs Kentucky and then continue to lose to Georgia, there really isn’t much room to troll anyone.
Sure there is! For example, their #2 rival, fittingly named after a sad, fat, stupid, lazy, inbred dog, hasn’t won a championship in forty years, has a fan base known for getting drunk and spitting on people, and has a whiny man baby coach who can’t get through a big game without crapping his pants.
Obvious lies already???
McElwein 2.0
Bad comparison
Yep. Shark Humper actually won his division a couple of times.
McElwain never lost to UK.
Sideshow Dan the Clown is tired of stepping on rakes, so he tries to lie his way out of it.
And thus… more rakes.
He never denied he took shots at UGa he just denied the attendance number as a shot at UGa. Is that to hard for you to comprehend
Ben that number cant possibly just be a coincidence. How else do you explain it?
Nah, he 100% knew what he was doing with the attendance number. There is also a precedent because he did the EXACT same thing at MState for Olemiss.
This is Dan doing damage control because he is currently drowning in a steaming pile of poo that he created.
Just like mullet’s jab at UGA with the comment “I’d think we did a poor job recruiting if guys were coming in and then immediately walking out the door …”
Mullet’s mouth is writing checks his team can’t cash.
Is that too hard for you to comprehend? too not to
“To” is a preposition which indicates a direction toward something.
Consider these examples:
The Dawgs ran to the field.
UGA went to the SEC Championship.
“To” can also be used with a verb to create an infinitive.
Consider these examples:
The Dawgs love to run through the Gators.
Kirby wanted to see the hurt in Dan’s eyes after the game.
The word “too” is an adverb which is often used to mean also (or in addition to).
Consider these examples:
Florida fans wish Gainsville was as nice as Athens, too.
Dan Mullen will fail at Florida, too.
“Too” can also be used to indicate excess.
Consider these examples:
The Dawgs were too good for the Gators.
The young Dawgs had too much talent for the over matched gators.
Which statement is using the correctly using to/too?
Mullet’s homoerotic dance for Franks was just to weird
Mullet’s homoerotic dance for Franks was just too weird
Hope you’re feeling satisfied that you are so superior to Ben that you felt compelled to post that long ass diatribe with a bunch of moronic examples. You look so smart in the eyes of your fellow leg humpers, I’m sure they are as impressed with you as you are about yourself.
The rest of us know Ben just probably mistyped the word and your elitist response is just more proof that puppy fans are the most obnoxious and arrogant A holes on this site.
Remember CO Jones crack head – if you ain’t the lead Dawg, the scenery never changes. Get use to it.
36-17 chump
Fair enough cdstoudemire I did make a few errors. While reading your long drawn out post about my poor grammar I couldn’t help but notice a few grammatical errors of my own. First the first word in the second sentence isn’t capitalized, second you spelled Gainesville wrong, and third it’s “overmatched” not “over matched”.
I think it’s moved on from stepping on rakes to now actually shooting himself in one foot or the other on several occasions.
This is awesome…. Dan Mullen’s testicles have now entered the transfer portal. He has been officially neutered by UGA. This is the most hilarious thing I may have ever read. GG Mullen… GG….
Did Coach Dancing Mullet ever actually have a set of testicles?
So Mullen according to UGa fans is an idiot but was able to come up with that crazy attendance number. If it was truly his idea I would think UGA fans would give him props for coming up with such an interesting and well thought out troll. That, however, is beside the point. What is really mind-blowing to me how butthurt UGa fans have gotten about Mullen trolling UGa then have gone on to stalk almost every UF post to troll. What’s worse is it isn’t even good trolling. It’s just a bunch of five-year-old name calling, skewed statistics, false info, how UF is going to be the worst team in the east besides Vandy, and other stupidity. Not only does this make Uga fans look pathetic it makes you the most hypocritical fan base I have ever seen. I have honestly never witnessed anything like it from Bama, FSU, Miami, or UT fans. UGa fans are now in my opinion worse than UCF fans. Don’t you guys have any pride in yourselves? Maybe you guys should take a note out of KS handbook and let the score do the talking. I would think that a team that has NC aspirations and according to UGa fans in which I am inclined to agree with “far superior to UF” act like it. I mean if UF is so bad and Bama is the only real test on your schedule then why waste your time coming to every UF article? I’ve never gone to Vandy, UK, Scar, UT, or Mizzou’s articles ever to talk crap even when we were far superior to them.
To type LOL or ROTFLMAO would be a gross understatement, it would minimize the knee-slapping, gut-wrenching, can’t-breath hilarity that is University of Florida football and Coach Dancing Mullet.
Congrats UF supporters and fans – your program is now officially the biggest sh!t-show in college football. Compared to Coach Dancing Mullet – Lane Kiffin looks like Bear Bryant, McSharkHumper looks Knute Rockne.
Coach Dancing Mullet is a boy among men.
I have noticed DawgsofWar that you hold back too much and we never know what you are really thinking. You need to open up a little more and not be the website wall flower! :)
I use to get in trouble at the zoo, for harassing the wildlife.
I could really get the baboons worked up, seems I still have the touch 8-)
Your stupidity is so bad even animals get annoyed? Can’t say I’m surprised by this or the fact that you’re proud of it
Really?!?!? Even in Clearwater, FL, where you Gator ‘animals’ like breaking and entering in peoples’ houses just like the convict players on your football team!
To just abbreviate things shows a prepubescent level of maturity, I’m sorry but if you’re going to do something, do it right. If you’re going to insult do it without abbreviations. LoL? Did you just get your first period?
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What cracks me up is how these uga fans think they’re at the top of the world… What should scare you is finishing tied with a team you’re running circles around in recruiting.. someones not maximizing the talent. Kirby is essentially Richt 2.0. When uga loses this year to UF, and it will happen, theyll all turn on him. You can say what you want about the score of last years game. Just dont forget uga was trailing in the 3rd. Our secondary was beat up and exposed by a good qb. That wont bail uga out this year.
This butthurt is strong in this one
36-17 chump
Nice!
I must’ve been in the bathroom during that part.
If we can’t rely on beating up your secondary again, which we totally can, I guess we’ll have to rely on beating you in the trenches again.
UGA/UF 2018 was a real nail biter,
it was tied up with 15 minutes left in the 1st qtr
You ‘turds sure love your moral victories.
You got your but beat by 19 points last year, and BRIEFLY led the game by a few points.
AND THEN gave up all the unanswered points that led to the final score.
You got your butts kicked. Two years in a row. Own it, ‘turd.
lol at your name and your immediate excuse about your secondary being beat up.
What about your offense??? How come they couldn’t hang when we started going in dry on you gayturds??
Isn’t Mullen the offensive guru? Smh
The leg humpers talk it up in the Spring all the time and now that they’ve gone on a two year run they think they have a dynasty.
I just hope their players and coaches are as delusional and cocky as these fans and they will get more results like against Texas. What a bunch of obnoxious and arrogant A holes
36-17 chump
There he goes again – leaning on “delusional”, his favorite word. Everyone and everything is either “stupid”, “delusional”, or both. Must be sad and boring to live in CO Jones’ world.
No bro, not everyone and everything, just you and fellow Georgia A holes
Expand your vocabulary, dude. If you want to insult – and that’s pretty much all you do – at least be a little creative. You’re like a broken record.
Joseph Goebbels would be proud.
You really sent them to Google with that name.
The smart ones will figure it out ;-)
What a bunch of juvenile morons talking to yourselves & sharing the delusion
2 year dynasty dummy.
“Delusion”. Again. Must want to be a psychologist when he grows up.
Your use of the word is a noun, which is wrong by the way. It should be delusional. What are they teaching you down there in the swamp?
So you are now comparing Mullen to a german nazi? When I though UGa fans on here couldnt get any more unintelligent.
Hey crackhead – the reference is to PROPAGANDA, not the National Socialist Party.
However, it would be fair to equate mullet to Sgt Schultz
How old are you? Would you like to have a serious debate because I would love to debunk half the b.s. you say
Specifically the propogandists’ idea that if you tell a lie enough times, people will begin to believe it. The dim-bulb ones, anyway.
The whole point of trolling is to stir the pot. Judging by the comments on this post, he’s doing a fine job.
I like having a coach firing some shots again. Leagues been too boring since Les and Bielema left
Finally a Dawg fan who gets it and isn’t a little baby like the rest of these losers. You should teach your fellow Dawg fans how to loosen up. I’ve never seen a more insecure fan base in my life.
36-17 chump
Quit devoting your time to rolling around in the mud with all the various trolls on this sites and maybe you can find a productive discussion here and there.
Joe is on a Florida article and it’s full of UGA trolls like all the other Florida articles and you think he can find a productive discussion? He definitely won’t find one on a Florida article as UGA fans make sure of that…
So a Florida article directly involving UGA and the UGA fans are supposed to ignore it and not comment? I see you are making the most of that Alabamistan education. If this was a bama-auburn article your opinion would be warranted but since it’s not you should go back to your outhouse.
You’re the same dumba$$ who tried to call out a Clemson fan posting on an article about Bama and Clemson…
You act as if it takes UGA being in the article for a dumba$$ UGA fan like you to comment but your post history says otherwise….
So, now all UF fans know that when Mullen starts a sentence in the future with, “l’ll ne honest with you…”, everything he says after that will be a lie.
Mullen’s just smart enough to understand that trolling your big brother is fun for everyone and good for business, But, he just doesn’t have the savvy to dissemble without looking dumb.
Actually…
Mullet is just smart enough to know that come Nov 2/2019, shy a miracle from the heavens, mullet and UF are take a really bad aass whopping.
When Coach Smart commented that UGA would talk with their helmets – mullet realized that he shouldn’t have slapped big brother in the face.
Just curious, are you going to be man enough to show up here if we beat you, or are you going to be a coward and make us have to come to your board to rub it in your face? I’m guessing the latter. Shy of a miracle, THAT’S HILARIOUS!!!!
“… if …”
“If” and when you beat UK and Mizzou (in the same season) – get back with me.
36-17 chump
Man I hope your team comes into this game as extremely over-confident as you fans are. It is mind boggling why you guys think so highly of yourselves with nothing to show for it other then repeating over and over again the score of a game against a rebuilding team with a new coach. I am so looking forward to watching reality set in for you delusional losers.
36-17 chump
“Nothing to show for it . . .”
Two division crowns, an SEC championship, and a natty appearance: that’s “nothing”? “Nothing” would be what the Gators have going on the past two years, and mostly nothing the past decade. I think you’re projecting.
So then besides these two years would uga have nothing to show for the 37 years prior?
Ben, this century UGA and UF each had squads that finished in the top 4 in the country four times, and were capable of winning a natty. UF benefitted from other teams’ meltdowns twice and got into the big game and made the most of their opportunity. Nice. Congrats. I actually pulled for you guys in those two bowls – conference pride trumping rivalry.
Besides those 4 elite years for each school, UGA has finished in the final top 10 six other times this century, while UF has managed only 3 (or 2, depending on how you define century). We each have 3 SEC Championships during that time (again, maybe only 2 for Florida if you hold to a strict definition of century). We’ve won 13 bowl games in that time while Florida has won 10.
Aside from the vagaries of being selected for the BCSNC game, I’d say UGA has as much or more to show for football this century than UF.
Can’t wait to see Muschamp whoop this man
Thank you cock fan, I needed a good laugh after reading all this stupidity. I hope you’re not too old, cause you’ll be waiting a while.
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SCAR had the lizards beat in 2018 and let it slip away right at the end.
Muschamp is recruiting circles around mullet and isn’t losing players and recruit left and right.
SCAR beats the lizards this season.
Do you actually believe some of the stuff you type or does the stupidity just flow freely? Not sure what world you’re living in, but Muschamp wishes he was recruiting circles around Mullen. 2 players is left and right huh? Hard to lose players you never had by the way. I case you’re counting 15 year old kids who have de-committed.
Hey crack heads – Joe Marks, CO Jones, GATORDONTPLAYNOSH*T, ben7254
When you all get together who wears the dress?
I think I will pass on seeing that……….
You think there is one complete set of teeth between all of them?
You really should learn how to troll and not get your panties in a wad when someone responds to you. That’s kind’ve what you should expect when taking on that roll. Clearly you’re not exactly the brightest tool in the shed.
Really Joe? I guess being the brightest tool in the shed is to spell the word ‘roll’? Your use of the word should be spelled ‘role’. Seriously, these Florida fans can not spell!
Man and I actually had hope for you after reading some very well written and logical posts by you. Guess I was wrong you truly are an ignorant and immature child
Whatever you thought you would gain by writing this, I hope it satisfies you.
come on LilKirb – answer the question
are you even 15?
Are you hoping that you’re not the only immature child on here TDOW?
LOL KS now you have the Georgia trolls insinuating you are the one who is a juvenile idiot. This would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.
Actually it is very funny.
How do you feel in the company of so many morons who represent your school?
Stop projecting and grow up
Uga fans are gonna be like ghosts when we whip that a$$.
#11219
A truly classic comment section on this article
You can count on the usual Georgia juveniles to display their idiocy on every single Gator story, this one is no different
Can we get a roll call? UF posters raise your right hand, now UGA fans please raise your right hand.