If Ole Miss is going to rename all of its 2017 games, Twitter has some hilarious suggestions
By Andrew Olson
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Ole Miss will not be playing in a postseason game in 2017. The Rebels’ reported answer to that punishment is to name all 12 regular-season games “bowl games.”
Twitter reactions to the story were exactly what one would expect:
The Mistakes Were Made Bowl #OleMissBowlGames
— Patrick Wiggins (@iPat09) April 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/seantci/status/850783403821727746
The NCAA Hammer Bowl sponsored by Lowe's. #OleMissbowlgames
— The CoonDawg™️ (@CopiahDawg) April 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/MattVTyler/status/850763654106673153
https://twitter.com/ImWard13/status/850769440845086720
https://twitter.com/seantci/status/850772599630180357
https://twitter.com/leeethanj/status/850768111594811392
"Wait, this isn't all about Women's Basketball? Bowl" #OleMissBowlGames
— JB (@tossedoff) April 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/RachelSeal117/status/850765782338371585
the "Everyone in this game is paying players not just Ole Miss Bowl" presented by FedEx #olemissbowlgames
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/karenehowell/status/850786993097158656
https://twitter.com/seantci/status/850772117943721984
Mom's Power Bill Bowl. #OleMissBowlGames
— Karl Larson (@karlzlarson) April 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/Tribaldawg1/status/850767111786041345
The Bagman Bowl#OleMissBowlGames
— For Whom the Cowbell Tolls (@mstatesports) April 8, 2017
.@RazorCoverage "@BradLoganCOTE: Next season, each football game will be given a name and deemed a "bowl game," per #OleMiss' AD Ross Bjork" pic.twitter.com/4HryaSUZgt
— Sharpspeare (@SharpTusk) April 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/CollinBrister/status/850777727259029504
2017 Ole Miss Bowl Games:
Exemplary Cooperation Bowl
Extreme Exemplary Cooperation Bowl
TaxSlayer Exemplary Cooperation Bowl— Gray Hardison (@BellyoftheBeast) April 8, 2017
Can't wait for the "We broke a bunch of rules and got a bowl ban but couldn't handle that reality" Bowl game against UT-Martin.
— Hugh Kellenberger (@KellenbergerGLF) April 8, 2017
Auburn game better be the Pine Box Bowl. https://t.co/DdQxpp2xus
— College & Magnolia (@CollegeAndMag) April 8, 2017
And one request, from yours truly:
Can't wait for the Houston Nutt Bowl. If there were ever a coach who deserved his own trophy… #OleMissBowlGames
— Andy Olson (@ByAndrewOlson) April 8, 2017
More results, including some not suitable for work suggestions, can be found on the hashtag #OleMissBowlGames.
Andrew writes about sports to fund his love of live music and collection of concert posters. He strongly endorses the Hall of Fame campaigns of Fred Taylor and Andruw Jones.
