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SEC Shorts puts Georgia in FBS basement in latest hilarious episode about being scared straight
By Keith Farner
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SEC Shorts has its latest episode out on Wednesday morning about Georgia’s close call at Missouri, and the comedy crew has put Georgia in a scared straight program in the FBS basement, “where the worst teams in college football reside. Hopefully he’ll be scared straight.”
“After sneaking out a win against Missouri, a team they were favored to beat by 30, it’s been decided that Georgia needs an intervention. He’s being sent to the FBS Basement, where hopefully, the worst teams can scare him straight.”
UConn immediately called out Georgia: “You’re in my world now. The only thing you’re No. 1 in is underutilizing 5-star talent in multiple positions. … I beat Fresno State, and they’re acting like I won the Super Bowl. If you don’t get Brock Bowers in space, that’s going to you!”
Added UMass, “Oh it’s going to happen. Look at his face. He’s ready to give up a 63-yard run, right up the middle.”
Colorado then came in and reminded Georgia that he “used to be just like you.” Now, Las Vegas has the Buffaloes as a 7.5-point underdog to the bye week.
“It’s too late for me, but if you start let Stetson Bennett extend plays with his legs, and stop letting those pee wee defensive stunts from the opposing team ruin your run game, then maybe, just maybe you won’t end up in here like me.”
A former newspaper veteran, Keith Farner is a news manager for Saturday Down South.
