Any time your nickname is “Cornbread,” some hilarity is bound to follow you around. This guy, Marc Tarantino, decided not to show up to his sentencing for burglary and theft charges in Autauga County court. He pretty much dares police to come after him, letting them know they’d have a chase on their hands. Pro tip: if you are trying to evade the police, don’t post to social media. The fact that people still post incriminating information about themselves to Facebook is beyond me. Far and away, the best part is undoubtedly dropping a “Roll Tide” in the post which makes everything funnier. Why people say “Roll Tide” leading up to or during an arrest is comical.


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