In this week’s jampacked edition of Monday Down South …

  • Ryan Williams lands on his feet
  • Kentucky puts Ole Miss’ CFP hopes in a sleeper hold
  • Auburn has nowhere else to turn
  • Players of the week, the Superlatives Standings and updated team power rankings

… and more takeaways, trends, and technicalities from Week 5 in the SEC. But first:

Don’t call it a comeback. Call it a classic

How we doing this morning, folks? Come down off the ceiling yet?

Personally, I woke up on Sunday morning still feeling a little like Nathan Felder’s character at the end of “The Curse.” Alabama’s epic, 41-34 win over Georgia on Saturday night was that kind of game: Less the acclaimed-but-familiar prestige drama we’d been led to expect than a surreal, genre-bending journey through the full gauntlet of emotions on the college football menu. You thought you knew what you were watching, right up until it turned out to be something else entirely.

Initially, the evening had all the makings of a rout, which would have been stunning enough — a Red Wedding-style ambush no one saw coming, with Jalen Milroe at the head of the attack. Watching him at his best, it’s hard to believe there was ever any doubt about Milroe’s career arc, although of course there very much was. This time last year, he was the weak link on a team in survival mode, a gifted-but-erratic young wild card who’d barely survived a demotion from QB1 and whose future at Alabama was on thin ice. The entrenched, maxed-out Milroe who led the carnage in the early going on Saturday night left no doubt whatsoever. Bama was on the board before the pregame smoke had cleared, driving 70 yards for a touchdown on the game’s opening series, and had not even begun to satisfy its taste for blood.

Not quite 18 minutes in, the Crimson Tide led 28-0, having cashed in each of their first 4 possessions and buried Georgia beneath its largest first-half deficit of Kirby Smart’s tenure. (The last time the Bulldogs trailed by as much as 28 points at any point was in a November 2017 loss at Auburn, when the margin hit 30 in the fourth quarter.) If anything, the reality was more lopsided than the score. As of the 12:30 mark of the second quarter, Bama had outgained Georgia by more than 200 yards, 238 to 27; earned 11 first downs to Georgia’s 1; and run 15 plays in UGA territory while the Dawgs had yet to run a play beyond their own 27-yard line. Individually, Milroe was 9-for-9 passing for 138 yards and a touchdown, plus 76 yards and 2 touchdowns rushing in what was shaping up to be — and would ultimately be — a legendary performance.

On a field exclusively of natural-born dudes, he was untouchable.

Meanwhile, as Milroe was ascending the Heisman ladder, his Georgia counterpart, Carson Beck, was in hell. He connected on his first throw of the night, a 15-yard completion to Dominic Lovett, and was on-target on his second throw, a beautifully placed deep ball that was dropped by Arian Smith. From that point on, the rest of Beck’s first half bordered on a full-fledged meltdown: He went into the locker room 9-for-20 passing for 85 yards, 2 interceptions, and an intentional grounding penalty from his own end zone that resulted in a safety. He looked uncomfortable, rushed and rattled by the circumstances for the first time in his career, a far cry from the future first-rounder he’s supposed to be; Georgia trailed, 30-7, in what anyone who’d watched up to that point could safely assume was a blowout in progress.

You know what happens next. Well, eventually: In hindsight, the remarkable thing about Georgia’s second-half rally is not how sudden it was, but how plodding, at least at first. The Bulldogs’ lone touchdown drive in the third quarter was downright tedious, covering 80 yards in 15 plays, draining nearly 7 minutes off the clock, and featuring zero successful 3rd-down conversions; they had to go 3-for-3 on 4th down, by the skin of their teeth. (A 1-yard gain on 4th-and-1, a 4-yard gain on 4th-and-3, a defensive pass interference penalty on 4th-and-5.) Nothing about it suggested an impending momentum shift or an offense achieving liftoff. Alabama answered with a field goal to extend the lead to 18 points; that was immediately followed by Georgia’s third turnover, a strip sack recovered by the Tide in UGA territory at the start of the fourth. And that was the ballgame.

Ha, no. The pace didn’t really pick up until the Bulldogs got the ball back with a little under 12 minutes to go, still trailing 33-15. They responded with their most efficient drive of the night (aided, again, by a 4th-down penalty against Bama), covering 80 yards in 6 plays to cut the score to 33-21 following a missed 2-point conversion. Raised eyebrows, nervous murmurs. Another quick stop by the UGA defense; another quick-strike drive by the offense, this one covering 78 yards in just 4 plays to cut the deficit to 33-28. People who’d wandered off in the second quarter began filtering back, looking dazed. The ebb and flow now clearly favoring Georgia for the first time, the defense held for the third consecutive series, forcing another Bama punt that delivered the ball back to a suddenly red-hot Beck at his own 33 with 2:42 to play. Was this really happening?

It was — so much was happening, in fact, that the next 2 minutes unfolded like a blur, one historic moment overlapping with the next. The first play of Georgia’s ensuing drive, a 67-yard, go-ahead touchdown pass from Beck to Dillon Bell, was briefly, fleetingly, an instant entry in the rotation of the most memorable plays in school history, poised to fall somewhere between “Run Lindsay Run” and Stetson Bennett IV’s game-winning touchdown pass to beat Ohio State in the 2022 Peach Bowl. It was right up there … for all of 13 seconds, which is how long it took for it to be eclipsed by an even wilder, more indelible play: A go-ahead, 75-yard strike from Milroe to precocious freshman Ryan Williams that entered Crimson Tide canon in roughly the time it took for Williams to stick the landing.

That one will stand, a perfect candidate for enshrinement on calendars, coffee cups, and wall prints sold in outlet malls across the state of Alabama for years to come. Beck, less than 2 minutes after walking off the field as the would-be hero, instead ended his night as the goat, serving up his 3rd interception in the opposite end zone to bring the Bulldogs’ last-gasp drive to an end. He threw for more yards in the fourth quarter alone on Saturday (259) than he did in last the entirety of last year’s 27-24 loss to Bama in the SEC Championship Game (243), his only other loss as a starter. Against all odds — and turnovers notwithstanding — the 28-point hole in the second quarter was not too deep. The other guys just had one more play in them.

Ryan Williams does not come in peace

While we’re on the subject of that play, the play, what else is there to say about Ryan Williams except to let your jaw hang open. The kid is a borderline extraterrestrial athlete who’s just getting started.

Forget the numbers: Impressive as it was, Williams’ stat line on Saturday night (6 catches, 177 yards, 1 touchdown) didn’t begin to capture the visceral thrill of his talent, already in full bloom less than a month into his college career. His body control, balance and light-as-a-feather footwork are special, innate, even in the context of a game loaded with blue-chip specimen who have played significantly more football than he has. Every time he appeared on screen, he seemed to be doing something that vey few if any other players at the campus level can do, whether it was stringing together an absurd combination of moves that left a 5-star defender grasping at air …

… or coming down with a juggling, body-contorting reception at the expense of the best safety in America, keeping his feet in the process (how?), and reversing his momentum on a dime (how?!) to add a little insult to injury after the catch …

… or the coup de grâce, a leaping, pirouetting dagger of a play with the game on the line that can only be understood by breaking it down frame-by-frame like a Simone Biles double pike or, more appropriately for Georgia fans, the Zapruder film:

The catch itself was impressive enough, requiring Williams to gear down, shed the defender, and haul in a moon ball in mid-air. But the thing he did next, the hop/spin away from the sideline in one fluid move simultaneously with his feet hitting the ground, this move is not in the repertoire of human beings as a species, at least as far as I previously understood the limitations of human joints and tendons in relation to the laws of physics. It’s the kind of thing you might expect from a 110-pound professional gymnast working under ideal conditions on a spring floor; for a 175-pound football player in full pads on grass turf with a ball in his hands and much bigger opponents bearing down on him, it is preposterous.

I encourage you to watch the clip above in as slow a motion as possible, with an eye on the time: Williams initially begins to leave his feet just as the clock ticks from 0:00 to 0:01; at 0:02 on the dot, he has possession of the ball with both feet on the hashmarks and his entire body facing the sideline; in the first frame after it ticks to 0:03, he has already taken 4 full strides upfield with his body and his momentum completely oriented toward the end zone. How is this possible in less than 2 seconds?

That’s not even getting into the second half of the play, in which Williams abruptly throws on the brakes and spins out of the grasp of two UGA defenders who nearly collide as a result, then casually outraces both down the sideline. Not against Western Kentucky or Wisconsin: Against Georgia, with the entire country watching and 100,000 people on hand in the throes of mass hysteria.

His reputation is fully cemented just 4 games into a career that, it cannot be stressed enough, started a year ahead of schedule when Williams reclassified from the class of 2025, just because he could. Clearly, he made the right decision, even if it winds up inspiring a generation of twitchy high school phenoms coming up behind him to make the wrong one. If there’s anybody else out there like this kid, the future is incandescent.

My Old Kentucky Grind

On a completely opposite note! Although I certainly did not predict Kentucky’s 20-17 upset over Ole Miss, I did make a point in my weekly preview of emphasizing Kentucky’s penchant for hogging the ball: Through Week 4, the Wildcats had faced fewer plays per game on defense than any other FBS team and amassed a net 22-minute advantage in time of possession. On Saturday, they were even stingier that usual, holding the ball for just under 40 minutes (39:43, to be exact) and limiting Ole Miss’ fast-paced offense to a relatively pedestrian 10 full possessions. The Rebels’ 56 offensive plays matched their fewest under Lane Kiffin, who did all he could as the clock melted away to resist turning into The Joker.

Regardless of the specifics, the loss was brutal for Ole Miss, which outscored its 4 nonconference opponents by a combined 198 points and faced an extremely favorable schedule outside of LSU (in Baton Rouge), Georgia and Oklahoma. No Alabama, no Texas, no Tennessee, no Missouri. If they took care of business elsewhere, the Rebels likely only needed to win 1 of those 3 games — with Oklahoma, especially, looking very gettable — to remain in the thick of the Playoff chase. Now their margin for error drops to zero with the entire conference slate ahead of them. A path still exists, but as a rule when your best-case scenario hinges largely on who you don’t have to play, it’s not an encouraging sign.

Auburn: Can’t stop, won’t stop (throwing killer interceptions)

I joined the pile-on last week after Auburn’s latest QB meltdown in a Week 4 loss to Arkansas, so there’s not much new to say after this week’s 27-21 loss against an Oklahoma team with a true freshman quarterback making his first career start and a badly depleted receiving corpse. That’s the problem: Letting winnable games slip from their grasp is just who the Tigers are.

The really frustrating part is that the offense has had its moments. Auburn outgained Arkansas by 97 yards overall and 3 full yards per play … and lost by double digits. On Saturday, they outgained Oklahoma by a whopping 191 yards, 482 to 291, with 26 first downs to the Sooners’ 11. At times, beleaguered QB Payton Thorne looked as good as he’s looked in an Auburn uniform vs. a real opponent, especially throwing downfield: Per PFF, Thorne was 6-of-7 passing on attempts on 20+ air yards, including touchdowns covering 31 yards and 48 yards, respectively.

Again, though, the Tigers left points all over the field. They were stuffed in the first quarter on 4th-and-goal from the OU 1-yard line. They missed 2 field goals, one of them a chip shot just before the half that true freshman Towns McGough actually missed twice due to a penalty. (He shanked the original kick and the mulligan.) And no matter how competent he looks for certain periods of time, at the end of the day, Thorne simply cannot stop throwing the ball to the other team.

Thorne is not a project: He’s a 6th-year senior with 41 career starts at the Power 4 level. He’s thrown an SEC-worst 6 interceptions in 4 appearances, contributing the lion’s share to Auburn’s FBS-worst –11 turnover margin. Still, when Auburn benched Thorne for his understudy, redshirt freshman Hank Brown, the result was a disaster that got Brown demoted back to clipboard duty at halftime of the loss against Arkansas. For better or worse, the Tigers are stuck with Thorne. With trips to Georgia and Missouri on deck, it’s almost certainly going to worse before it has a chance to get better.

Kentucky goes for broke

A few weeks back, I defended Mark Stoops’ decision to punt late in Kentucky’s Week 3 loss at Georgia, a game in which he had every reason to trust his defense to get the ball back in manageable field position more than he trusted his offense to convert on 4th-and-10 at midfield. (He also had all 3 timeouts.) I stand by that defense, despite the fact that the Wildcats didn’t touch the ball again with a meaningful chance to win. But there were plenty of critics of that call at the time, and they declared victory Saturday when Stoops, facing a similar situation at Ole Miss, elected to keep the offense on the field and reaped the reward when his quarterback connected on an improbable, 4th-and-7 heave with the game on the line. The play gained 63 yards, easily Kentucky’s longest of the season, and set up the go-ahead/game-winning touchdown.

The circumstances weren’t exactly the same — the Wildcats had slightly more time and significantly worse field position on Saturday than they’d had when they opted to punt against Georgia, not to mention 1 less timeout — and Stoops confirmed after the game that he wasn’t concerned with playing the percentages, telling reporters “your analytics will tell you to punt it.” Which, yeah: 4th-and-7 from your own 19-yard line with 4 minutes and 2 timeouts left in a 4-point game is not exactly a prime go-for-it scenario, mathematically, and a 40-yard bomb is hardly the optimal call. It was strictly an intuitive decision to trust his dudes and let it rip:

“I felt like they were going to be very aggressive. We would get a 1-on-1 and Barion (Brown) made a great play. I felt like, at that moment where they were at, the way we were playing (defensively) in the red zone, we had been playing pretty good. If they get it there, there was really not going to be much time off the clock, and we could try to hold them to 3. And one of the reasons, I felt like we could get a 1-on-1, so we went for it.”

Anyway, the math doesn’t matter if it works, which it did, in which case it goes down as a strategic masterstroke and one more nail in the coffin of punting as a concept. Until the next time a game hinges on the question to go or not to go, when the battle for the soul of the sport will rage on anew.

Superlatives

The week’s best individual performances.

1. Alabama QB Jalen Milroe. What’s left to say? Between an electric first half, the game-winning bomb in the second, and a career-high 98.5 QBR, Milroe’s performance against Georgia was one for the books even while it was still in progress. In the AP poll era (since 1936), he’s the first player ever — ever as in ever, in 88 years — to put up 300 yards passing, 100 yards rushing and 2 rushing touchdowns against a top-5 opponent. How he was ever considered a downgrade from Bryce Young is a mystery people in the not-too-distant future are going to find impossible to fathom.

2. Alabama WR Ryan Williams. The really terrifying thing is we haven’t seen this kid at anywhere near his eventual ceiling.

3. Texas A&M edge Nic Scourton. A late-blooming recruit, Scourton (formerly Nic Caraway) grew up within shouting distance of Texas A&M’s campus but didn’t generate much interest from the Aggies or any other big-time program despite being rated as a consensus 4-star prospect and invited to play in the Army All-America Bowl. (Locally, at least, it didn’t help that he happened to be coming out in 2022, the same year that A&M signed the most loaded d-line class on record.) Instead, he accepted his only Power 5 offer, to Purdue, and made the most of it, finishing with a Big Ten-best 10 sacks and 42 QB pressures as a sophomore. That got their attention back home, where the new coaching staff was in the market for more pass-rushing juice. After a relatively quiet September, Scourton’s production Saturday in a 21-17 win over Arkansas was exactly what they had in mind: 4 tackles for loss, 2 sacks and a forced fumble in crunch time that put an ugly but hard-fought win on ice.

A strip sack was a fitting end to a game that started fast then descended into the muck. Of the five combined touchdowns between both teams, two of them came via explosive plays in the first five minutes of the game, and another came as a result of a short field following an Arkansas giveaway in the first half.

4. Georgia WRs Dillon Bell and Arian Smith. Wide receiver was a major question mark for Georgia at the start of the night, and arguably its biggest strength at the end. Bell and Smith were indispensable to the Dawgs’ surge, finishing with a combined 232 yards and 2 touchdowns on 11 catches, including the long, go-ahead TD by Bell that momentarily completed a miracle comeback. Bell also ran for a score, marking his first career game with both rushing and receiving touchdowns.

5. Texas QB Arch Manning. For a guy who’s likely returning to clipboard duty for the foreseeable future, Manning’s presence here already feels routine. He looked like a season vet taking target practice on Saturday against Mississippi State, finishing 26-for-31 for 324 yards, 2 touchdowns, a third touchdown as a runner and zero turnovers in a 35-13 win.

His completion percentage would have been even higher, but he also had 2 passes dropped, including a perfectly placed bomb in the first half that almost certainly would have gone for a touchdown. Per PFF, that was his only incompletion on 4 attempts of 20+ air yards.

Fat Guy of the Week

Kentucky DL Deone Walker. Walker is much too athletic to qualify as a proper Fat Guy, but at 6-6, 345 pounds, he certainly has the mass, and he was a reliably disruptive presence in Kentucky’s upset win at Ole Miss. He generated a team-best 4 QB pressures with 2 sacks, per PFF, allowing the Wildcats to turn up the heat on Jaxson Dart without sending extra rushers. Kentucky blitzed on just 6 of Dart’s 36 drop-backs, while 3 of the Cats’ 4 sacks came on a standard 3- or 4-man rush.

Honorable Mention: Kentucky WR Dane Key, who hauled in 8 catches for 106 yards and a touchdown in Oxford and looked impressive doing it. … Ole Miss WR Tre Harris III, who continued his early season tear with 176 yards and a touchdown on 11 catches in a losing effort. … Ole Miss edge rushers Princely Umanmielen and Suntarine Perkins, who combined for 7 QB pressures and 4 sacks. … Oklahoma edge rusher R Mason Thomas, who had 5 QB pressures and back-to-back sacks to end the game in the Sooners’ come-from-behind win at Auburn. … Texas edge rusher Collin Simmons, whose 6 total tackles against Mississippi State included 3 TFLs, 2 sacks and a forced fumble. … LSU RB Caden Durham, who accounted for 217 scrimmage yards and 2 touchdowns on just 10 touches in the Tigers’ blowout win over South Alabama. … Texas A&M RB Le’Veon Moss, who churned out 117 yards on 9.0 per carry in the Aggies’ 21-17 win over Arkansas. … Arkansas WR Isaac TeSlaa, who had a career-high 120 yards on 5 receptions against A&M, most of them coming on a 75-yard touchdown on the opening series. … And Texas A&M punter Tyler White, who dropped 7 of his 9 punts against Arkansas inside the Razorbacks’ 20-yard line.

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The scoring system for players honored in Superlatives awards 8 points for the week’s top player, 6 for 2nd, 5 for 3rd, 4 for 4th, 3 for 5th, 2 for Fat Guy of the Week, and 1 for honorable mention, because how honorable is it really if it doesn’t come with any points? The standings are updated weekly with the top 10 players for the season to date.

Catch of the Year of the Week (Non-Ryan Williams Division)

https://twitter.com/AuburnFootball/status/1840155009289465967/

SEC Power Rankings

Updating the food chain.

1. Alabama (4-0). Besides being a wildly entertaining classic of a game, Bama/Georgia was also a rebuke to the notion that the expanded Playoff diminishes the importance of the regular season. Did anything about the scene in Tuscaloosa look diminished? Beating Georgia strictly for the sake of beating Georgia still counts for something around here.
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(LW: 3⬆)

2. Texas (5-0). A 35-13 win over a depleted version of Mississippi State is nothing to write home about, especially considering the offense spent the better part of 3 quarters shooting itself in the foot before finally pulling away in the fourth. In addition to 2 fumbles and multiple drops, at one point in the second half, Steve Sarkisian elected to accept a penalty against MSU that took a field goal off the board that would have extended Texas’ still-tenuous lead to 17-6, only for the offense to fail to convert the ensuing fourth down. But the Longhorns went on to score touchdowns on their next 3 possessions from that point on, so whatever fleeting angst the home crowd might have felt in real time was forgotten by the final gun. (For what it’s worth, per ESPN’s Win Probability metric the Bulldogs’ chances peaked at 10.3% in the second quarter.) Up next: An open date, followed by Quinn Ewers’ presumptive return to the lineup against Oklahoma.
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(LW: 1⬇)

3. Georgia (3-1). I was significantly less worried about the Bulldogs at the end than I was at halftime. But nothing is assured against a schedule that still includes Texas (in Austin), Ole Miss (in Oxford) and Tennessee.
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(LW: 2⬇)

4. Tennessee (4-0). They have to take care of business against Arkansas and Florida first, but the Vols’ Oct. 19 date against Alabama in Knoxville looms as the next major test for both teams.
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(LW: 4⬆)

5. Missouri (4-0). As ever, there are few more sure-fire ways to move up in the pecking order than taking a weekend off. The nation’s longest active winning streak (8) is back on the line this week at Texas A&M.
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(LW: 6⬆)

6. LSU (4-1). True freshman RB Caden Durham earned his first career start Saturday against South Alabama. On LSU’s first play, he took a swing pass 71 yards for a touchdown. On LSU’s second play, he broke free on an 86-yard run to the 1-yard line, setting up a short TD plunge. On LSU’s next turn, he accounted for 39 yards on a 77-yard touchdown drive, capped by an 8-yard TD run. Altogether, Durham finished with 217 scrimmage yards on just 10 touches in a 42-1 0 win that could have been much worse if not for a negotiated surrender by the Jaguars in the second half. LSU has yet to settle on a true RB1 at any point in Brian Kelly’s tenure, or shown much interest in it, but pending the diagnosis of a foot injury that sidelined Durham for the second half, I think it’s a safe assumption that that is about to change.
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(LW: 7⬆)

7. OLE MISS (4-1). The Rebels are improved as advertised on the defensive line, but the o-line remains behind the curve. Plenty of experience, not enough talent to handle the likes of Deone Walker.
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(LW: 5⬇)

8. Texas A&M (4-1). He earned a hat tip earlier in the Superlatives section, but for those of you who skim the “Honorable Mention” part, arguably no one played a bigger role in A&M’s win over Arkansas than punter Tyler White. Seven of White’s 9 punts pinned the Razorbacks inside their own 20-yard line, including 5 that came to rest inside the 10. (None of them were returned.) That left Arkansas’ offense facing consistently long field position, a huge factor in a second half that saw the Razorbacks mount 4 extended drives of 30+ yards that resulted in a grand total of 3 points.
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(LW: 8⬌)

9. Oklahoma (411). True freshman QB Michael Hawkins Jr. was rough around the edges in the Sooners’ win over Auburn, but he gave OU all you can ask from a fledgling QB making his first career start on the road: He broke one long run, connected on one long pass, converted both into touchdowns, and didn’t commit a turnover. That’s 1-0 football.
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(LW: 9⬌)

10. South Carolina (3-1). In retrospect, the Gamecocks taking Kentucky to the woodshed at Kentucky in Week 2 already looks like one of the season’s major outliers. But the day college football starts making a lick of sense from one week to the next, it will really be in trouble.
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(LW: 10⬌)

11. Kentucky (3-2). When the defense shows up and the breaks go their way, the Wildcats’ version of rope-a-dope is formidable. But that’s a lot of ifs to get them above .500.
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(LW: 12⬆)

12. Arkansas (3-2). On this week’s episode of Taylen Green: Chaos Agent, Green uncorked a 75-yard touchdown pass on the third play of the game, then went on to fumble 4 times (losing 2 of them) and serve up his 5th interception of the month in the Razorbacks’ loss to Texas A&M. This weekend’s date against Tennessee’s Nico Iamaleava in Fayetteville will be possibly the lankiest QB duel on record.
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(LW: 11⬇)

13. Vanderbilt (2-2). It’s Bama Week for the Commodores, who have been counting on catching the Crimson Tide with a hangover for the better part of a century. Outside of a brief period following World War II, no such luck: Vandy is 2-36 in the series since 1960, with only 6 of those losses coming by single digits. Vandy’s most recent win, in 1984, was in Tuscaloosa; the last win in Nashville — recently singled out by Nick Saban as “the only place in the SEC that’s not hard to play” — came all the way back in 1969.
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(LW: 13⬌)

14. Florida (2-2). The Gators opened as narrow favorites for this weekend’s game against UCF, an opportunity they can’t afford to miss: After UCF, there’s a good chance they won’t be favored again until the season finale against a zombie version of Florida State, by which point both teams are on track to be in the market for new head coaches.
(LW: 14⬌)

15. Auburn (2-3). The most hilarious moment in Auburn’s loss to Oklahoma came when the ABC broadcasting crew parroted Hugh Freeze’s claim that he doesn’t read criticism on the Internet because he’s so technologically inept “he can’t turn on his computer half the time.” First of all, Freeze is not an old man; he’s 55. Second of all, do they remember why he was forced to resign from Ole Miss?
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(LW: 15⬌)

16. Mississippi State (1-4). Considering the circumstances — struggling, outmanned squad led by a true freshman quarterback … making his first career start … on the road … against the No. 1 team in the country — a 35-13 loss at Texas almost qualified as a moral victory. (The Longhorns were favored by 38.5 points.) Fledgling QB Michael Van Buren Jr. didn’t melt down, and the defense kept the game competitive for three quarters. Next up: An open date ahead of a … uh, trip to Georgia.
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(LW: 16⬌)

Moment of Zen of the Week