Every week we get our connect at the NSA to send us some screenshots of text conversations between players, coaches, personalities, whomever. Basically we have free reign. Don’t ask who our connect is, because as serious journalists, we can’t give up our sources.
A terrified Lane Kiffin to Will Muschamp (probably texting while Kurt Roper is explaining offense):
Jeff Long trying to get to the bottom of what Pat Haden was thinking, only to be burned.
Heisman frontrunner* Leonard Fournette seeks affirmation from Johnny Football Clipboard Manziel
*self proclaimed
JFCM desperately trying to make a Kenny Football Trill friendship happen
Mike Slive comforting Jim Delany after a Big Ten disaster on Saturday
Worked for the internet in Los Angeles before being lured back to Florida by SEC football and the promise of a bourbon bar. When he's not internetting or watching football, he's probably out giving himself 4-footers on the golf course.
