ALABAMA

The Saturday Down South audience enjoys spreading college football related memes across social media, so we’ve decided to collect the best Alabama related memes we’ve seen on social media and provide to you in one place.
Enjoy the following Alabama Crimson Tide related memes as the 2015 college football season rapidly approaches.
McCarron’s girlfriend (now wife) is an Auburn grad and former Miss Alabama and top 10 in Miss USA. McCarron is smarter than he looks……..
Agreed. Smart to pull her from the barn and bring her to the Tide. Traded chumps for champs!!!
I’m just surprised the tide allowed it, I thought yall had a cousin only policy for getting married?
Zing!
Better than the sibling only policy for marriage down in that cow college you hail from!
Awe, somebody’s feelings got hurt /\
Now hurry up with those large fries and get ready for next years exercise day, neck.
Lol You’re making incest jokes but yet you’re from the same state lol fail.
Ah…that Manti Te’o one. Best one on the list
Yes! I never get tired of a good Manti’s “girlfriend” meme!
Kinda dumb for an Auburn fan to use the played out cousin joke about Alabama when they share the same state/people. Maybe you are referencing your own cousin/wife who happens to be an AL fan.
Wrong thread dude…try again when you learn how to internet…haha
Wrong thread?? Scroll three or four comments up troll, then insert your paw in your mouth “Dude”
Um, yeah, bammer, wrong thread. Can I have a large fries with that, please?
Silly bammers, always will be the second best academic school in the state and now we have proof as to why.
@Auck…again I say, try again when you learn how to internet…dude
I think the real issue here is that he seems to think every person in Alabama is related. I promise you, if you get an Auburn education you will learn you can marry out of the family!
@AUGradAUProud Lol Might have a better college but sure doesnt have a better football team. Go get some ice for that burn silly little Auburn fan
Ok I get the whole wrong thread deal now. I can admit my mistake, im new to this. I didn’t attend Alabama or Auburn. For my field I had to go to the University of Chicago. That said, you have to be the first person to call an optical physicists uneducated. To dumb it down for yall, I work on high power lasers for the arsenal. Weagle, internet isn’t a verb, if you wanna play smart I would refrain from using it as such. When I say AL & AU share the same state/people I mean they are both Alabamians not that they are related. You must be a little slow between the ears to have that confuse you.
Obviously at the time I had no way of knowing you study physics, however there was no need to “dumb it down” for me. While I may not have studied physics (other than the required courses) I do feel that my degree in Chemistry (The most important science lol) would give me a pretty dang good understanding of how lasers work considering how much we use them also.
Wow, laying it on really thick. Okay so if I believed you, which I don’t, I should believe that a physicist could graduate from any school, let alone University of Chicago, and be so computer illiterate. Since you want to pound your chest, let me tell you first, no one in my family, including me, has less than a Masters degree, Secondly, my uncle who was a professor at the University of Chicago prior to his retirement and now his untimely death to cancer, would be rolling in his grave to think you slipped through. I say this because it didn’t take my bachelors or master’s degrees for me to smell that you are full of it. So hate Auburn all you like, but according to your standards seen here, they are much more selective then you think.
I don’t need an elementary school education to know the difference between then and than. If you are going to flaunt your degrees (because that somehow makes you better than other people?) at least use proper grammar.
Poor Meg, your hurt feelings and lack of ability to conceptualize the message are noted. I didn’t say a thing about my education until auck beat his chest about his imaginary education, but you chose to focus only on my response. There, there, ‘head pat’. Do you feel better now? I’m glad you got through elementary school, Meg to the point that you can proof read my post directed to an actual arrogant poster, however I’m sorry that you weren’t able to look at anyone else’s posts to see where the response came from to begin with. That does make me sad for you. Did you get too tired, or was it just too much reading for one day? Thanks for pointing out the splinter in my eye, can I take a moment to share with you that you have a huge plank in yours?
Masters degree in what? failing horribly?
Hi! Just checking in over here with my Masters of Music and Liberal Arts education (ugh…creative, well-rounded types are the worst, am I right?).
Auck, I don’t know much about lasers, you’ve got me beat there and it is extremely likely I would need you to dumb that down for me so thanks for that! Let me dumb down something for you. It’s called being a smart-ass. See, when I said “learn how to internet”, I was being a smart ass and making fun of you lack of understanding in how internet message boards and, thus, the threads accompanying them work. I don’t actually believe “internet” to be a verb.
However, if I wanted to use internet as a verb, I could give creative justice for my usage as oftentimes, words develop them meaning from common usage in various societies. For example, “Bobby” is a proper noun in many English speaking countries given as a name to a person. In America, it can also be used as an adjective to describe a certain type of pin. In England, it is used common vernacular for a constable. These definitions were developed by select societies. If Americans began to collectively use “internet” as a verb, it would become common vernacular as a verb.
Finally, it’s “I’m” not “im”, there can not be “an optical physicistS”, I never called you “uneducated”, and “yall” is a contraction and needs an apostrophe. Best of luck with your, overly apparent, insecurity issues, they now have a little blue pill for where yours undoubtedly started.
Weagle, no way Auck is a ‘optical physicist’ because there is too much computer knowledge needed. This coming from a family of Auburn educated rocket scientists aka aerospace engineers who also know a lot about lasers. They’re on computers all day long. It goes with the job. You called Auck out for the insecure side walk bammer that he/she is, so he/she made it up. Auck doesn’t even seem to know that AU is an engineering school, so Auck didn’t think we’d know better. But even you and I, who don’t use lasers in our jobs, know a liar when we see one.
Wow. I kinda wish AR State would become relevant so we in the natural state would have a split fan base and have 50% of the state to hate upon. Guess I should shut up though, as I only possess an associate’s degree in mortuary science and therefore am under qualified to participate in this conversation concerning the stereotypical ince$t in the state of Alabama. “The best things in lovin’ with a sister or a cousin only started with a little kiss, like this”. Steven Tyler…..
Nice work men. What an arrogant a-hole. I loved the reply from the guy who had a relative who was a professor at the University of Chicago. They have very impressive grad schools but something tells me that guy was quite the internet intellectual.
Honestly, I am embarrassed to say I’m from Alabama after reading these comments. This isn’t really about education…see you on the field November 28. Roll Tide!