Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up.

On Monday, a man was arrested on LSU’s campus for sneaking into Tiger Stadium, the latest in a long line of break-ins this offseason.

However, 36-year-old Lucien Hamilton allegedly added his own flavor to his unlawful entry by doing so with a prostitute, according to WBRZ.com.

It sounds like Hamilton and his escort were caught by police shortly after entering the stadium, which is good news, because it’s not too difficult to connect the dots and figure out what they were planning on doing once inside.

Hamilton was arrested and now faces charges of unlawful entry into a place of business and solicitation of prostitution.