Ranking the top 5 Texas A&M Police tweets from Week 1
By Adam Spencer
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The Texas A&M Aggies rolled to an impressive 50-0 win over Missouri State on Saturday night in College Station. It was a great start for Mike Elko and company as they look to return to the Playoff this fall.
But the real story was in the stands. The Texas A&M Police social media account was in midseason form with its reporting of what went on inside Kyle Field.
Without further ado, here are the 5 best tweets of the night detailing the misbehavior of the 12th Man:
1. That’s a worrying BAC
To even be able to say you have nothing to say when your BAC is at .216 is fairly impressive. He’s probably dealing with quite the hangover on Sunday morning.
2. What are you gonna do, arrest me?
At least he got what he wanted. Silver linings.
3. Wait, they don’t sell those here?
Long Drink is actually pretty good. Definitely a marketing opportunity for them moving forward.
4. Kudos to the sober cousin
Who among us hasn’t gotten emotional watching college football?
5. Even the employees are misbehaving
How dare they expect someone to tuck in their shirt? In this economy?
Texas A&M is back in action next Saturday when Arizona State comes to College Station. We’re sure that matchup will provide plenty of additional entertainment from the Texas A&M police.
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Adam is a daily fantasy sports (DFS) and sports betting expert. A 2012 graduate of the University of Missouri, Adam now covers all 16 SEC football teams. He is the director of DFS, evergreen and newsletter content across all Saturday Football brands.
