Ranking the top 5 Texas A&M Police tweets from Week 5
By Adam Spencer
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When the Texas A&M Aggies are playing a game at Kyle Field, the Texas A&M Police account on X is a must-follow.
Every week, the account documents the antics of fans and what police have to issue citations and ejections for. This week’s 34-7 rout of the reeling Arkansas Razorbacks provided plenty of great content.
From the action on the field to the hijinks in the stands, there was a lot to keep track of in College Station on Saturday evening.
Here are the 5 best tweets from the Texas A&M Police account on Saturday:
1. If these were the old-school Four Lokos, this person would be dead
Even with these new Four Lokos, 3 is a lot.
2. Well, that’s embarrassing
Hopefully the sober friend didn’t have to help with the zipper.
3. Lucky break
I hope this person makes the most of their second chance. Thank you, rain, for your service. The heavens literally opened up to save them.
4. Sober roommate is going to have a long night
Two drunk roommates to deal with is never fun. Good luck to this sober roommate!
5. Don’t litter!
College football stadiums and the surrounding areas have trash cans everywhere you look. Come on, man.
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Adam is a daily fantasy sports (DFS) and sports betting expert. A 2012 graduate of the University of Missouri, Adam now covers all 16 SEC football teams. He is the director of DFS, evergreen and newsletter content across all Saturday Football brands.
