If Ole Miss is going to rename all of its 2017 games, Twitter has some hilarious suggestions
Ole Miss will not be playing in a postseason game in 2017. The Rebels’ reported answer to that punishment is to name all 12 regular-season games “bowl games.”
Twitter reactions to the story were exactly what one would expect:
The Mistakes Were Made Bowl #OleMissBowlGames
— Patrick Wiggins (@iPat09) April 8, 2017
Oct 14 The If A Tree Falls In The Woods & No One Is There To Hear It Does It Make A Noise Bowl v Vandy #OleMissBowlGames https://t.co/dVvwYFozrZ
— Sean (@seantci) April 8, 2017
The NCAA Hammer Bowl sponsored by Lowe's. #OleMissbowlgames
— The CoonDawg™ (@CopiahDawg) April 8, 2017
The Robert Nkemdiche Bowl sponsored by Andersen Windows #OleMissBowlGames
— Matt Tyler (@MattVTyler) April 8, 2017
@CopiahDawg The Jackson Mississippi Bowl "Where 55 meets 20." #OleMissBowlGames
— Matt Ward (@ImWard13) April 8, 2017
Sept 9 The No Not That University of Tennesse Bowl v UT Martin #OleMissBowlGames https://t.co/dVvwYFozrZ
— Sean (@seantci) April 8, 2017
The "We Can't Go To A Bowl So We'll Shame You For Going To An Actual Bowl"#OleMissBowlGames
— Ethan Lee (@leeethanj) April 8, 2017
@mstatesports "Wait, this isn't all about Women's Basketball? Bowl" #OleMissBowlGames
— JB (@tossedoff) April 8, 2017
@mstatesports Slide Into the DMs Bowl, sponsored by Chad Kelly's deleted twitter account #olemissbowlgames
— Rachel (@RachelSeal117) April 8, 2017
@mstatesports the "Everyone in this game is paying players not just Ole Miss Bowl" presented by FedEx #olemissbowlgames
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 8, 2017
the bOwl #OleMissBowlGames pic.twitter.com/0IeWqnEXNb
— Karen Howell (@karenehowell) April 8, 2017
Sept 2nd The Let's Not Pull A Mississippi State Bowl v South Alabama #OleMissBowlGames https://t.co/dVvwYFozrZ
— Sean (@seantci) April 8, 2017
Mom's Power Bill Bowl. #OleMissBowlGames
— Karl Larson (@karlzlarson) April 8, 2017
The "Chad Kelly leave Mia Alone Bowl" #OleMissBowlGames
— Just an Egg (@Tribaldawg1) April 8, 2017
The Bagman Bowl#OleMissBowlGames
— FWtCT (@mstatesports) April 8, 2017
@RazorCoverage .@RazorCoverage "@BradLoganCOTE: Next season, each football game will be given a name and deemed a "bowl game," per #OleMiss' AD Ross Bjork" pic.twitter.com/4HryaSUZgt
— Sharp Williams (@SharpTusk) April 8, 2017
"Where the hell Yall get those linebackers for free," bowl
"Can we borrow a running back," bowl
"Prospective student athlete B," bowl— Collin Brister (@CollinBrister) April 8, 2017
2017 Ole Miss Bowl Games:
Exemplary Cooperation Bowl
Extreme Exemplary Cooperation Bowl
TaxSlayer Exemplary Cooperation Bowl— Gray Hardison (@BellyoftheBeast) April 8, 2017
Can't wait for the "We broke a bunch of rules and got a bowl ban but couldn't handle that reality" Bowl game against UT-Martin.
— Hugh Kellenberger (@HKellenbergerCL) April 8, 2017
Auburn game better be the Pine Box Bowl. https://t.co/DdQxpp2xus
— College And Magnolia (@CollegeAndMag) April 8, 2017
And one request, from yours truly:
Can't wait for the Houston Nutt Bowl. If there were ever a coach who deserved his own trophy… #OleMissBowlGames
— Andrew Olson (@ByAndrewOlson) April 8, 2017
More results, including some not suitable for work suggestions, can be found on the hashtag #OleMissBowlGames.
